#introduction
I'm Gary. I'm tall, and have a face. I had a novel published by a small press over a decade ago, and have struggled with getting another one done ever since. No one has ever successfully proven I'm D.B. Cooper. Two cats and a wife put up with my mouth noises. 1/
I'm Gary. I'm tall, and have a face. I had a novel published by a small press over a decade ago, and have struggled with getting another one done ever since. No one has ever successfully proven I'm D.B. Cooper. Two cats and a wife put up with my mouth noises. 1/
12:51 AM - Feb 03, 2023
Commander wouldn't be sitting calmly in that room full of GQP clowns.
09:05 AM - Sep 30, 2023
🚨 Spoutible Cheat Sheet! 🚨
Spoutible is changing fast! So, I’ve updated my "cheat sheet" again! 😊
It covers some key points for people arriving from Twitter.
Spoutible is changing fast! So, I’ve updated my "cheat sheet" again! 😊
It covers some key points for people arriving from Twitter.
10:47 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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VOTING HAS STARTED!
There’s only 4️⃣3️⃣ days left to FLIP VIRGINIA BLUE & prevent Glenn Youngkin & MAGA Republicans from banning abortion in yet another state.
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Donate TODAY.
01:11 PM - Sep 25, 2023
⭐️Currently the most important House Democrats to focus on to regain the House⭐️Get to know them, follow and share them on social media and sign up with their websites to help campaigns
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Here are the House Democrats running in the tightest toss up races in 2024 - Palmer Report
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Here are the House Democrats running in the tightest toss up races in 2024 - Palmer Report
01:52 PM - Sep 25, 2023
wait, are you telling me that the guy who lied about bone spurs and lied about his wealth and lied about his Ukraine call and lied about a hurricane and lied about covid and lied about the election just lied about buying a glock? oh come on get the fuck out of here
06:17 PM - Sep 25, 2023
pro tip: if Bob Menendez can be indicted for laundering money through his wife, Clarence Thomas can be indicted for laundering money through his wife. let's fucking go already, this isn't rocket science
10:35 AM - Sep 24, 2023
I wrote a thing: "John Fetterman is still a fucking boss" — his critics can piss up a rope. thanks for reading, and please do sign up for my newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
10:40 AM - Sep 22, 2023
Indicting Bob Menendez without indicting Clarence Thomas for the same thing is some bullshit.
10:33 AM - Sep 22, 2023
This is the second time that Sen. Bob Menendez has been indicted for corruption. He needs to resign and allow Gov. Murphy to fill that vacancy with someone who does right by the people of New Jersey.
See how easy that is to say, GOP?
See how easy that is to say, GOP?
12:14 PM - Sep 22, 2023
FETTERMAN: “Government shutdown in t-minus 16 days. Instead of crying about how I dress, how about you get your shit together and do your job, bud?”
'Do your job, bud': There's a lot to learn from Fetterman's takedown of Gaetz
There are lots and lots of legitimate things to criticize Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz over, as the fashion-allergic Sen. John Fetterman clearly knows. So when Gaetz called Fetterman out over his seven (or more) thread-ly sins, Fetterman was prepared. Haute...
09:21 AM - Sep 16, 2023
To the media: There’s no one better for Joe Biden & to turn out Gen Z than Kamala Harris in 2024. Period.
I write in MSNBC about why the media is WRONG & why Gen Z loves Kamala Harris. Read & share👇
https://www.msnbc.com/opin...
I write in MSNBC about why the media is WRONG & why Gen Z loves Kamala Harris. Read & share👇
https://www.msnbc.com/opin...
11:52 AM - Sep 16, 2023
11 Threaded Spouts
In the first part of this three-part series, we explored the role of the media in shaping perceptions during the 2016 election and how the reckless coverage allowed Trump to win. This thread will focus on the 2024 election coverage and how we are witnessing a repeat of journalistic malpractice.
12:23 PM - Sep 13, 2023
OMG! These white men calling for Biden to replace Kamala with a white woman CAN FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF!
02:00 PM - Sep 13, 2023
What’s that advice for cohabitating couples?
Make sure your bathroom has two sinks.
That way you can fight over the other one when the cat takes over.
Make sure your bathroom has two sinks.
That way you can fight over the other one when the cat takes over.
09:43 AM - Sep 14, 2023
Reporter: "Mr Speaker. What are you trying to achieve with this impeachment process?"
McCarthy:
McCarthy:
04:31 PM - Sep 14, 2023
Don't let a single idiot, whether professional journalist or random internet moron, compare Hunter Biden's 3 criminal counts for buying a gun to Trump's 91 counts of fraud, espionage, obstruction, and attemted coup. It's the difference between a speeding ticket and murder.
06:42 PM - Sep 14, 2023
Milli Vanilli blamed it on the rain
Bob Seger blamed it on midnight
Michael Caine blamed it on Rio
Republicans blamed it on Antifa, BLM, Hunter Biden & Jewish Space Lasers
South Park blamed it on Canada
We know better #BlameSpoutible
Bob Seger blamed it on midnight
Michael Caine blamed it on Rio
Republicans blamed it on Antifa, BLM, Hunter Biden & Jewish Space Lasers
South Park blamed it on Canada
We know better #BlameSpoutible
11:01 PM - Sep 12, 2023
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Tom Waits - "I Don't Wanna Grow Up" - YouTube
"I Don't Wanna Grow Up" by Tom Waits from the album 'Bone Machine,' 1992Directed by Jim JarmuschOfficial Site: http://www.tomwaits.com/Official Store: http:/...
11:10 PM - Sep 12, 2023
Paradise Circus - YouTube
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupParadise Circus · Massive AttackHeligoland℗ 2010 Virgin Records LimitedReleased on: 2010-01-01Programmer, Produce...
01:12 AM - Sep 13, 2023
gee, do I vote for the 80-year-old who just breezed through a successful five-day series of international events, or the toxic 91-count crime-factory dumpster fire who needed to hold a general's hand in order to gingerly make his way down a gentle ramp? what a fucking conundrum
10:22 AM - Sep 13, 2023
I wrote a thing: "no, Donald Trump was not at Ground Zero on 9/11. just fucking stop it." like all Trump stories, this one is a bullshit lie. thanks for reading, and please do sign up for my newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
12:16 PM - Sep 12, 2023
how sad is this: Donald Trump held a fundraising dinner for Rudy Giuliani and only ten people showed up. wait, did I say sad? I meant to say it's fucking hilarious
06:07 PM - Sep 09, 2023
