10:45 AM - Apr 26, 2024
"I had a dog that I didn't know how to train. It annoyed me so I murdered it.
Oh I also had a goat. We didn't get along, so I murdered that SOB too.
"Yes I am a shitty person. Vote for me."
Oh I also had a goat. We didn't get along, so I murdered that SOB too.
"Yes I am a shitty person. Vote for me."
Just Curious About Stuff @just_curiousWhat the fuck!?
She’s actually proud of this09:49 AM - Apr 26, 2024'I hated that dog': Kristi Noem recalls gunning down family's 'worthless' pup - Raw Story
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, a frontrunner to be named as Donald Trump's running mate, admitted to killing her family dog for misbehavior.The Republican governor wrote in her forthcoming memoir, No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward, that the fe..
10:07 AM - Apr 26, 2024
Scientific study links preference for loud cars to psychopathy and sadism. 👀
08:45 AM - Apr 26, 2024
I've already had two cups of tea, two cinnamon bagels, a slice of lemon cake and two Chocolate HobNobs, and it's not even time for elevenses.
FIT is alive and kicking ass here.
FIT is alive and kicking ass here.
(laura) elsen @eilsen_baddiemy wife announced it's fuck it thursday. if you'd like to participate, please do! there is no wrong way to celebrate, just do the thing that makes you joyful. the important part is not giving a shit about the reality of tomorrow. that's a tomorrow you problem.05:25 PM - Jun 29, 2023
tonight, we ride with dionysus.
10:54 AM - Apr 25, 2024
I am:
DCOSFGNOSJ
AWHKIOLNSTF
TERGHUFNJXY
DCOSFGNOSJ
AWHKIOLNSTF
TERGHUFNJXY
MEAction NOW @MEActNOWThe first few words you see describe you:03:06 PM - Apr 23, 2024
I am:
Abundant
Healthy
Capable
🫵🏼 COME PLAY!!
08:59 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Welcome to the new Spouters who have signed up recently! If you're new here - I've been traveling the globe for the past 25 years and I share a new adventure every day - follow along! Today brings me to Belle Isle in Detroit earlier this year where I found myself in a cannon from the war of 1812!
07:21 PM - Apr 20, 2024
This is a picturesque side street in Luneburg, Germany that I happened upon in 2019. Just a reminder to all the new Spouters - I post one unique adventure every day. I've been going strong since Feb 10, 2023 - 436 days in a row without a repeat picture! Please LIKE & SHARE so others can find me too!
07:54 PM - Apr 21, 2024
I found myself on the streets of Cozumel, Mexico for the first, but certainly not the last, time in 2003. Forgive the grainy quality of the photo but digital camera technology back then wasn't quite up to the standards of today. I'm at the bottom of the photo, lost in the shadows.
08:17 PM - Apr 23, 2024
I also have five things on my gratitude list. Mine are all McVitie's Chocolate HobNobs.
#Gratitude
Disclaimer:
Picture is for marketing purposes only. Actual content may vary. Only three HobNobs shown, although five were enjoyed. Batteries not included.
#Gratitude
Disclaimer:
Picture is for marketing purposes only. Actual content may vary. Only three HobNobs shown, although five were enjoyed. Batteries not included.
Fiona Mary @fionamarySome things I am really grateful for today: sunshine, new deck furniture, budding leaves on my lilac, laundry hanging on the line and for this caring community. What’s on your list today? #Gratitude04:15 PM - Apr 23, 2024
06:51 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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Also, don't suck other people's thumb.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertAlso don’t yuck other people’s yum.05:25 PM - Apr 23, 2024
06:42 PM - Apr 23, 2024
LinkedIn is already a shit sundae without adding the turd topping of twitter.
I'll stay right here enjoying good company and the mouth watering delights of @mama_ezekiel , thanks.
I'll stay right here enjoying good company and the mouth watering delights of @mama_ezekiel , thanks.
07:54 PM - Aug 16, 2023Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
09:25 PM - Apr 22, 2024
Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
08:55 PM - Apr 22, 2024
Simon and Garfunkel - Wednesday Morning, 3 a.m.
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
08:51 PM - Apr 22, 2024
The Cure - Friday I'm in Love
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
08:46 PM - Apr 22, 2024
Pogues - Tuesday Morning
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
08:43 PM - Apr 22, 2024
Boomtown Rats - I don't like Mondays
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
08:38 PM - Apr 22, 2024
Small Faces - Lazy Sunday Afternoon
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
08:36 PM - Apr 22, 2024
I was today years old when I discovered that, if a business sends you mail enclosing a "postage paid" reply envelope, the businesses only pays postage for that envelope if it is actually used. Kinda makes sense but I'd assumed postage was charged upfront regardless of whether the envelope was used.
R H @AtreyuBastian07:52 PM - Apr 22, 2024
08:29 PM - Apr 22, 2024
It's not about killing him. It's about him getting the message that he's an actual fucking criminal who doesn't get to have his ego stroked.
Elizabeth Wilkinson @weegee56Conservatives are born victims. Never happy unless they have something to whine about.07:47 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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08:16 PM - Apr 21, 2024
Man, that's one comfy looking pooch.
L BrottKalk. @LBrottKalkYes! There have been some past attempts to get some traction (or tracks) on Sundays. 🐾 #SunDog #sundogday #dogsofspoutible06:30 PM - Apr 21, 2024
@lipsticktraces
08:14 PM - Apr 21, 2024
I donated. Can you?
LGBTIQA+ Kenya @LgbtiqaYour continued support for queer people in Kenya Kakuma camp shall save hundreds of lgbtiqa refugees that fled from there home countries. As the spokes person of our group. I continue to seek support through the internet. I thank you all our supporters. We are still pushing UNHCR in to help us.01:21 PM - Aug 14, 2023
06:26 PM - Apr 21, 2024
More #SpoutibleLore about the Word Cloud
Well, sort of.
Many of us don't like seeing 'trμmp' dominate the Word Cloud so we refer to him in other ways to lower the keyword count. We'll also spout a lot using 'Biden' or something positive as a countermeasure.
Well, sort of.
Many of us don't like seeing 'trμmp' dominate the Word Cloud so we refer to him in other ways to lower the keyword count. We'll also spout a lot using 'Biden' or something positive as a countermeasure.
06:06 PM - Apr 21, 2024
#Spoutories #tap
He'd tried everything. Ignoring it. Starving it out. Digging away the surrounding matter to make it wither and die. But nothing worked. Vexed as he was, her taproot sank deep into his heart, and he couldn't extract it. The choice was to embrace it, or live without all love.
He'd tried everything. Ignoring it. Starving it out. Digging away the surrounding matter to make it wither and die. But nothing worked. Vexed as he was, her taproot sank deep into his heart, and he couldn't extract it. The choice was to embrace it, or live without all love.
09:05 AM - Apr 21, 2024
That would be AusstossenKyle
dani @danismashingitAfter VaginaKyle, NutKyle, and BananaKyle, how much do you want to bet that the suffix -Kyle is verboten?12:05 PM - Apr 21, 2024
01:24 PM - Apr 21, 2024
OMG that's so tough on Coventry City. Millimetres offside. Sometimes I hate VAR.
01:14 PM - Apr 21, 2024
Perhaps of farmers, planting crops?
Whoa! @WhoaWhile I'm out, I'll stop for some photo ops.12:29 PM - Apr 21, 2024
12:56 PM - Apr 21, 2024
No. He showed cowardice in delaying this for 6 months. What a creepy delusional coward. How many lives would have been spared if he was not a Trumpist turd.
10:48 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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