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Harder than you think...
Carol Lovely @Clovely4
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"I had a dog that I didn't know how to train. It annoyed me so I murdered it.

Oh I also had a goat. We didn't get along, so I murdered that SOB too.

"Yes I am a shitty person. Vote for me."
Just Curious About Stuff @just_curious
What the fuck!?

She’s actually proud of this
09:49 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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Scientific study links preference for loud cars to psychopathy and sadism. 👀
08:45 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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I've already had two cups of tea, two cinnamon bagels, a slice of lemon cake and two Chocolate HobNobs, and it's not even time for elevenses.

FIT is alive and kicking ass here.
(laura) elsen @eilsen_baddie
my wife announced it's fuck it thursday. if you'd like to participate, please do! there is no wrong way to celebrate, just do the thing that makes you joyful. the important part is not giving a shit about the reality of tomorrow. that's a tomorrow you problem.

tonight, we ride with dionysus.
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eanybean
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Walter is ready for his interview with Jimmy Kimmel.
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I am:
DCOSFGNOSJ
AWHKIOLNSTF
TERGHUFNJXY
MEAction NOW @MEActNOW
The first few words you see describe you:

I am:
Abundant
Healthy
Capable

🫵🏼 COME PLAY!!
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In response to Josol.
Again? SMH.
I blame trickle down astronomics.
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Bessie The Travelling Cow
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Welcome to the new Spouters who have signed up recently! If you're new here - I've been traveling the globe for the past 25 years and I share a new adventure every day - follow along! Today brings me to Belle Isle in Detroit earlier this year where I found myself in a cannon from the war of 1812!
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Bessie The Travelling Cow
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This is a picturesque side street in Luneburg, Germany that I happened upon in 2019. Just a reminder to all the new Spouters - I post one unique adventure every day. I've been going strong since Feb 10, 2023 - 436 days in a row without a repeat picture! Please LIKE & SHARE so others can find me too!
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I found myself on the streets of Cozumel, Mexico for the first, but certainly not the last, time in 2003. Forgive the grainy quality of the photo but digital camera technology back then wasn't quite up to the standards of today. I'm at the bottom of the photo, lost in the shadows.
08:17 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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I also have five things on my gratitude list. Mine are all McVitie's Chocolate HobNobs.
#Gratitude

Disclaimer:
Picture is for marketing purposes only. Actual content may vary. Only three HobNobs shown, although five were enjoyed. Batteries not included.
Fiona Mary @fionamary
Some things I am really grateful for today: sunshine, new deck furniture, budding leaves on my lilac, laundry hanging on the line and for this caring community. What’s on your list today? #Gratitude
04:15 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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Also, don't suck other people's thumb.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
Also don’t yuck other people’s yum.
05:25 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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LinkedIn is already a shit sundae without adding the turd topping of twitter.

I'll stay right here enjoying good company and the mouth watering delights of @mama_ezekiel , thanks.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
These bad takes are getting ridiculous.

https://fortune.com/2023/0...
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Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting
Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting (Yellow Brick Road 14 of 21) - YouTube

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road [Bonus Tracks] 1973

Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?
08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Simon and Garfunkel - Wednesday Morning, 3 a.m.
Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M. - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by ColumbiaWednesday Morning, 3 A.M. · Simon & GarfunkelWednesday Morning, 3 A.M.℗ Originally released 1964. All rights reserved by Colum...

Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?
08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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The Cure - Friday I'm in Love
The Cure - Friday I'm In Love - YouTube

The official music video for The Cure's Friday I'm In Love from 'Wish'.REMASTERED IN HD TO CELEBRATE 30 YEARS OF ‘WISH’. Stream the music of The Cure here: h...

Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?
08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Pogues - Tuesday Morning
The Pogues - Tuesday Morning - YouTube

Too many sad daysToo many Tuesday morningsI thought of you todayI wished it was yesterday morningI thought of you todayI dreamt you were dressed in mourningB...

Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?
08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Boomtown Rats - I don't like Mondays
The Boomtown Rats. I Don't Like Mondays. - YouTube

The Boomtown Rats.

Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?
08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Small Faces - Lazy Sunday Afternoon
The Small Faces - Lazy Sunday Afternoon - YouTube

Lazy Sunday video by Small Faces

Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
@Whoa posting Stormy Monday made me wonder: what are some good songs about the days of the week?
08:13 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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I was today years old when I discovered that, if a business sends you mail enclosing a "postage paid" reply envelope, the businesses only pays postage for that envelope if it is actually used. Kinda makes sense but I'd assumed postage was charged upfront regardless of whether the envelope was used.
R H @AtreyuBastian
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It's not about killing him. It's about him getting the message that he's an actual fucking criminal who doesn't get to have his ego stroked.
Elizabeth Wilkinson @weegee56
Conservatives are born victims. Never happy unless they have something to whine about.
07:47 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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How is it doing that?!
dani @danismashingit
This is hot fruit apparently.
07:48 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Man, that's one comfy looking pooch.
L BrottKalk. @LBrottKalk
Yes! There have been some past attempts to get some traction (or tracks) on Sundays. 🐾 #SunDog #sundogday #dogsofspoutible
@lipsticktraces
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I donated. Can you?
LGBTIQA+ Kenya @Lgbtiqa
Your continued support for queer people in Kenya Kakuma camp shall save hundreds of lgbtiqa refugees that fled from there home countries. As the spokes person of our group. I continue to seek support through the internet. I thank you all our supporters. We are still pushing UNHCR in to help us.
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More #SpoutibleLore about the Word Cloud

Well, sort of.

Many of us don't like seeing 'trμmp' dominate the Word Cloud so we refer to him in other ways to lower the keyword count. We'll also spout a lot using 'Biden' or something positive as a countermeasure.
06:06 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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#Spoutories #tap

He'd tried everything. Ignoring it. Starving it out. Digging away the surrounding matter to make it wither and die. But nothing worked. Vexed as he was, her taproot sank deep into his heart, and he couldn't extract it. The choice was to embrace it, or live without all love.
09:05 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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That would be AusstossenKyle
dani @danismashingit
After VaginaKyle, NutKyle, and BananaKyle, how much do you want to bet that the suffix -Kyle is verboten?
12:05 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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OMG that's so tough on Coventry City. Millimetres offside. Sometimes I hate VAR.
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Perhaps of farmers, planting crops?
Whoa! @Whoa
While I'm out, I'll stop for some photo ops.
12:29 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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No. He showed cowardice in delaying this for 6 months. What a creepy delusional coward. How many lives would have been spared if he was not a Trumpist turd.
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