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I am white. I am male. I am straight. I am cis. I am healthy. I am in every way possible the stereotypical American from the 1950s. I enjoy every single privilege available to anyone in America (except maybe that I don't belong to the Christian religion).
07:14 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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The granddog is visiting me! Well, also my son.
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Apparently many women carry bear spray just to use on men.

If I ever come across a bear in the woods, I hope such a woman is nearby, just to save me while I'm crapping my pants in terror.

Women: I'm sorry that men aren't responding well to this discussion. I'm more sorry we need this discussion.
11:21 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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I prefer "bear" honestly.
Jim Bradley @Jim_Bradley
I don't know about everyone else, but I'm getting tired of seeing TRUMP right in the middle of the word cloud virtually every day.

Yes, I understand the threat he represents but sometimes, I'd just rather forget he exists.
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I honestly think they won't grant immunity. They just want to give the lower courts a cumbersome test process so that the trial cannot start.

It Trump then wins in November, he lets himself off the hook. If he loses, then they don't care what happens to him after that.
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Do you know who's really happy about Kristi Noem's book?
03:09 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Honestly, it is disturbing to be ranked below the bear. It's on men to recognize that it's our behavior and support of patriarchal attitudes that put us there, as a group. And to work to change that rather than mansplaining about the horrors of bear attacks.
Kayla 🌱 🥋 F 🤿 🦈 @MarineBioKayla
Ok, Man v Bear Videos. I have some from women, and some from men. Some women ask the guys in their lives about their daughters.

I will be adding more, but it's almost bedtime tonight. So keep checking back to this thread.
01:27 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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At the Annual Meeting of the Brussels Sprouts Council:

"Come to order. First agenda item is how to get Americans to buy more Brussels sprouts."

"Why don't we sell them on a big, 4-lb stalk, and let the consumers do the work of trimming them off and throw away the biomass."

"Brilliant!"
10:23 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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You know things are bad for Kristi Noem when she single-handedly bumped Doug "Who?" Burgum up in the VP sweepstakes.
07:18 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Damn. Remind me not to be shallow and stupid and mindlessly repeating outdated white male justifications for sexism in front ot the women of Spoutible!

You all are not taking that BS, are you?

Well done.
06:50 PM - Apr 28, 2024 (Edited)
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This is spot on. The entire purpose of conservatism is to support the existing aristocracy of wealthy, straight, white men. *Every* conservative policy has that effect, even though they dress them up with populist terminology.
Char @Charmed_Im_Sure
The easiest way to determine what those ghouls will support is to ask myself "is it harmful, particularly to women, children, immigrants, BBIMP, Indigenous people... basically anyone who isn't a wealthy, white man, in particular?" And if the answer is yes, then we can assume they'll support it.
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It definitely does not go both ways, and saying so is not an honest take at all.

If men feel the same way, it reflects their own infantile lack of self awareness, not society's reality.

The power dynamic between men and women is vastly different, favoring men.

Men, be honest about this.
01:44 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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. Maybe we should ask the SCOTUS if a vice-presidsntial candidate has immunity for shooting an unruly presidential candidate.
07:23 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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I can't help it. I sitll pronounce them "InstantCart" and "Instapot."
04:17 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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I'll admit to being less careful when following back accounts... I'm very new here, and am happy when anyone follows me. I will quickly start validation people better.

I appreciate any notifications like this...
AprilG Xn+2 = Xn+1 + Xn @fibonaccigirl
Why men?
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"The upshot of the past two days at the Supreme Court is that only Trump can perform or pay for an abortion in Idaho."

—Elie Mystal
08:41 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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"Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit."

This is Pepper, my girl. She left me on January 31st, and posting this is very hard. Her last few weeks she spent all her time with me, and me with her.
11:02 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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The problem with amplifying this story is that MAGAts will start murdering dogs just to defend Noem.
06:17 PM - Apr 26, 2024 (Edited)
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Taking poll worker training. It still pisses me the fuck right off that I will have to accept a concealed weapons permit but cannot accept a college student ID.
05:35 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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I think that the only way that Trump gets any advantage in the debate-gate-debate is if President Biden refuses to debate Trump. That's when Trump gets to pump up his base about President Biden being scared or incapable.

Every other scenario works to benefit President Biden.
Trish @Trish
Should President Biden debate the 🍊💩? What’s the upside / downside for either? Discuss!

Yes

No

I’m not sure

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Anita Hill

I think it's provable that she was telling the truth. She wasn't the only person lined up to testify against Thomas. I think there were five women, total. We only got to hear Hill testify because the Democrats (and Joe Biden, unfortunately) caved in and compromised ...
Omar Moore @popcornreel
When did you stop trusting the US Supreme Court?

#SCOTUS
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I think "Wildfire" by Mandolin Orange (now called Watchhouse) may be the best song about America's racial history from a white person's perspective (granted, that puts it way down the list of songs about America's racial history).

https://www.google.com/sea...
Mandolin Orange - Wildfire - 11/2/2016 - Paste Studios, New York, NY - YouTube

Mandolin Orange - WildfireRecorded Live: 11/2/2016 - Paste Studios - New York, NYMore Mandolin Orange in the Paste Cloud: http://www.pastemagazine.com/search...

09:12 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Mine is related: Paul Simon's "Father and Daughter"

I suppose being the father of a daughter helps.
Kimberley Johnson @KimberleyJohnson
Name a song that makes you cry immediately.

Mine is Simon & Garfunkel's "Bookends."

I weep. I can't listen to it. It guts me.
08:30 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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How does the rider at the top in the orange helmet not go into the stands? Looks like there was only a few millimeters to spare.
Honorary Doctor of Sass @RangerRobyn
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Seems like a weird demand. "Please give us OUR surveillance videos -- the ones we gave to you -- in a way that we can watch them!"
03:09 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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This might just be an opportunity for some people to go ahead and begin removing animal products from their diets altogether. It's a healthy decision!
MEAction NOW @MEActNOW
📍Let this sink in—a world leading virologist RickABright who has studied H5N1 bird flu says he is pausing all his milk consumption until he sees proof from both FDA & USDA that pasteurized milk is safe to drink. Pausing milk because of his concern over lack of transparent data.
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I'll keep promoting this sad, beautiful, amazing 20-minute short until everyone here watches it.
The Phone Call | Sally Hawkins and Jim Broadbent star in this Oscar® winning short film - YouTube

Heather is a shy lady who works in a helpline call center. When she receives a phone call from a mystery man, she has no idea that the encounter will change ...

11:46 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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One time a friend of mine asked "Can I divorce my hair?"

I told her, "Nope, 'til death do you part."
09:57 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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When you're out with your honey
and your nose gets kind of runny
well you might think it's funny
but ...
Emily Provenzano @EmilyProvo
It's snot!
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So some friends and I got together to do the Hot Ones challenge. I had watched the Hot Ones interview with Paul Rudd and decided to secretly emulate him. I did all 10 vegan nuggets without any food or drink.

I think most of the interviewees are a bit emotion-driven. It's not that hard. #HotOnes
08:56 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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I really think we're just waiting for that moment when a solid majority of the GOP decides that it's safe to actually overthrow America. We aren't quite there yet, but we are moving swiftly in that direction.
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