I wrote a thing: "batshit crazy Republicans are getting batshit crazier by the minute" — and more dangerous as well. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
12:17 PM - Dec 01, 2023
pro tip: if you can expel George Santos for being a fraud, you can expel Jim Jordan for being an insurrectionist. this isn't fucking rocket science
11:43 AM - Dec 01, 2023
if you or I blew off a traffic court appearance, we'd be in a world of shit — but if you're rich enough to buy your very own Supreme Court Justice, as Leonard Leo has, then you can just tell the government to stick its subpoena up its own ass and go fuck itself. how awesome
04:03 PM - Nov 30, 2023
I wrote a thing: "good fucking riddance to Henry Fucking Kissinger." thanks for reading, and please sign onto my FREE mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
11:20 AM - Nov 30, 2023
live your life in such a way that the whole world doesn't piss itself laughing when you finally fucking die
09:01 PM - Nov 29, 2023
yo, I wrote a thing: "James Comer is a gutless fucking coward" ... and other tales from the non-impeachment of Joe Biden. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
11:11 AM - Nov 29, 2023
Hunter Biden volunteered to testify publicly under oath. Jim Jordan blew off a subpoena, refused to testify and begged Little Donny Fuckface for a pardon. can you spot the difference?
02:33 PM - Nov 28, 2023
I wrote a thing: "why won’t Ron DeSantis talk about the dead body in his hallway?" so much about this story just doesn’t add up.
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10:27 AM - Nov 28, 2023
hey, I wrote a thing: “‘you lost. you’re guilty.’ holy shit, this is how it’s done.” more everyday acts of extreme disrespect, please. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
11:15 AM - Nov 27, 2023
yo, I wrote a thing: "Dean Phillips, what the fuck are you doing?" no good can come of this reckless and selfish act.
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11:02 AM - Nov 26, 2023
I wrote a thing: "this week in stupid: November 25 edition" — Donny invites it, Rudy ignites it, and so much more. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
11:53 AM - Nov 25, 2023
I wrote a thing: "you had a better Thanksgiving than Little Donny Ratbrain" — you’re not a panicking maniac. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my FREE mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
10:57 AM - Nov 24, 2023
I wrote a thing: "what I’m thankful for" — have a great day, everyone! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
10:17 AM - Nov 23, 2023
a car crashed at the US/Canada border and the Fox News fuckfaces are openly rooting for it to be a terrorist attack. what the fuck is wrong with these people
04:10 PM - Nov 22, 2023
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hey, I wrote a thing: "the $90 turkey and other fucked-up Fox News fairy tales." thanks for reading, and please sign onto my FREE mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
11:56 AM - Nov 22, 2023
#BREAKING : Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire In Ohio Walmart; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ...
10:20 AM - Nov 21, 2023
yo, I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump is now talking about ‘final battles.’ we should all be fucking terrified" — here’s why. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my FREE mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
10:55 AM - Nov 20, 2023
I wrote a thing: "Sporky and the Space Nazi get screwed by the Wingnut Grievance Bubble," with a guest appearance by the Ghost Bus Goofus. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
11:20 AM - Nov 19, 2023
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 18 edition" — Ronna doubles down, Elon is a clown, and so much more. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my FREE mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
12:25 PM - Nov 18, 2023
pro tip: we have a lot of problems in this world. "Nazis don't have enough free speech" isn't one of them
10:37 AM - Nov 18, 2023
hey, I wrote a thing: "liars, drunks, and violent jerks: just another day in wingnutville." thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
12:26 PM - Nov 17, 2023
yo, I wrote a thing: "Mitch McConnell is still an evil piece of shit" — hanks for reading, and please sign onto my FREE mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
11:27 AM - Nov 16, 2023
I wrote a thing: "holy shit! Republicans are brawling with Republicans — and it’s fucking glorious." the House doesn’t need a Speaker, it needs a nun with a ruler. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
12:04 PM - Nov 15, 2023
hey, I wrote a thing: "Jenna Ellis just threw Donald Trump right the fuck under the bus" — oh lordy, there are videotapes. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my FREE mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
12:07 PM - Nov 14, 2023
congratulations to the literally zero Republicans standing up to denounce Donald Trump for using blatant Nazi rhetoric. awesome job, you gutless fucking cowards, take a victory lap
11:10 AM - Nov 14, 2023
I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump is now openly channeling Hitler. what could go wrong?" on Saturday, Trump crossed a line. reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
11:59 AM - Nov 13, 2023
I wrote a thing: "Republicans hate our veterans — and no one hates them more than Donald Trump" — watch what they do, not what they say. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my FREE mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
11:36 AM - Nov 12, 2023
happy Veterans Day to everyone who didn't pay a quack doctor to gin up a bullshit note about imaginary bone spurs
12:17 PM - Nov 11, 2023
I wrote a thing: "this week in stupid: November 11 edition" — Obama controls it, Donny unrolls it, and so much more. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
12:02 PM - Nov 11, 2023
