live your life in such a way that the entire world isn't waiting for you to be indicted

need some cheering up? Jim Jordan just angrily demanded documents from Alvin Bragg and Alvin Bragg is pretty much going to tell him to fuck off

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Trump, you fluorescent tangerine imbecile. you could have quietly lived in the shadows and gotten with porn actresses and laundered Russian mob money for eternity, but you had to be the center of attention and now the whole world is going to watch you get indicted

I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I sure as fuck wouldn't go fucking apeshit and riot if Joe Biden were arrested for criming. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult

holy fucking shit, it doesn't matter how covid got here. what matters is that Donald Trump bungled the response and went golfing and Republicans called wearing a mask "tyranny." hell of a response to a "bioweapon attack," if you ask me

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pro tip: if German children can learn about why Anne Frank hid, Florida children can learn about why Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back of the bus. what are people you so fucking afraid of

look, I may not approve of Donald Trump using Truth Social to launder Russian mob money, but he was our president and I will defend to the death his right to be arrested, humiliated, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and chucked straight the fuck into some dark prison

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need cheering up? federal prosecutors are now investigating Trump Media and its shitty app for laundering Russian money

the view from my back yard, 7:09am

President Carter wants President Biden to deliver his eulogy. John McCain and Queen Elizabeth specifically banned Donald Trump from attending their funerals. any questions

hell hath no fury like a Michael Cohen sent to prison for Donald Trump's crimes

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holy fucking shit, Fox News is openly rooting for a run on banks because they hope it will make Joe Biden look bad. what kind of shithole network does that

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weird how there are always billions of dollars just lying around whenever tech bros need their sketchy bank bailed out but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess

if you're shitting bricks because Joe Biden weekends in Delaware, just wait until you hear about the guy who gouged the secret service a thousand bucks a night for rooms while spending a quarter of his presidency goofing off at his for-profit vermin-infested shithole golf motel

Donald Trump slashed rail regulations and a toxic train derailed. Donald Trump slashed banking regulations and a major bank failed. if only we could find some common thread linking these events

holy fucking shit, shouty degenerate Jim Jordan can't stop stepping on rakes. I wrote a thing about his stupid 'twitter files' hearings. please read, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter so you can get these things before everyone else

the view from my back yard, 6:06am

hey, remember when Mitch McConnell fell and was concussed and Democrats made jokes about how it was probably a gay lovers' quarrel and started rumors that he was already dead? of course you don't. Democrats aren't utter fucking barrel-bottom ghouls

today, Joe Biden is releasing a budget that slashes the deficit and raises taxes on the obscenely rich.
today, Republicans are holding hearings because a social media app was mean to them.
any questions

holy fucking shit, did you know that Ron DeSantis was a specialist at Gitmo? some really unsavory shit is coming to light. it's the topic of my thing for today. please read, and please sign up for my FREE mailing list

hard to believe that the network that lied about Hillary Clinton and lied about covid and lied about Seth Rich and lied about Hunter Biden and lied about Dominion voting machines would lie about what happened on January 6th. how the fuck did we Nazi this coming

your reminder that Elon Musk is not an engineer, Donald Trump is not a successful businessman, and January 6 was not some happy-go-lucky tourist romp

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I could have fucked twitter all to hell for a lot less than 44 billion dollars

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