Simon Rosenberg. The Hopium Chronicles
01:00 PM - Apr 30, 2024
Hello, my child has taken 302,757 #screenshots on their iPad since July 2021.
Read that number again. Here's a picture.
Read that number again. Here's a picture.
03:51 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Hello, my child has taken 302,757 #screenshots on their iPad since July 2021.
Read that number again. Here's a picture.
Read that number again. Here's a picture.
03:51 PM - Apr 26, 2024
08:13 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar is simply one of the best #lawyers in the United States of America. Brilliant, eidetic memory, persuasive, and just all-around incredible.
11:22 AM - Apr 24, 2024
Here I go, here I go, here I go again
Girls, what's my weakness?
Cats!
Girls, what's my weakness?
Cats!
09:14 AM - Apr 20, 2024
At a conference, I got asked what I do in my free time.
I said, "exactly what you'd expect. I scroll through Instagram and send cat pictures and cat memes to the same three people over and over again."
I said, "exactly what you'd expect. I scroll through Instagram and send cat pictures and cat memes to the same three people over and over again."
12:53 AM - Apr 15, 2024
If you ever visit the Ramen Museum in Japan, https://www.raumen.co.jp/e... @cbouzy , you can make your own delicious Ramen, with the ingredients and flavors you choose
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyWhat the hell is happening?😳06:39 PM - Apr 16, 2024![Image]()
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10:40 PM - Apr 17, 2024
At a conference, I got asked what I do in my free time.
I said, "exactly what you'd expect. I scroll through Instagram and send cat pictures and cat memes to the same three people over and over again."
I said, "exactly what you'd expect. I scroll through Instagram and send cat pictures and cat memes to the same three people over and over again."
12:53 AM - Apr 15, 2024
President Joe Biden and the White House have accomplished an incredible, undeniable success in the past 24-hours. They knew what Iran was going to do. They allied Jordan and Saudi Arabia to help protect Israel (99%+).. They stopped Israel from immediately responding. Just an amazing job.
12:41 PM - Apr 14, 2024
Me: since we're going to Montreal, make sure you bring shoes for the snow! Just in case!
My family: lol just kidding we brought lightweight sneakers and Mary Janes
My family: lol just kidding we brought lightweight sneakers and Mary Janes
10:39 AM - Apr 04, 2024
14 Threaded Spouts
This is not about Kate Middleton but about trusted institutions and media outlets deceiving the public. What happens when elected officials decide to blatantly mislead the public while colluding with media outlets?
02:51 PM - Mar 29, 2024
“Today’s decision is a victory for a fairer, more democratic politics in New Jersey [...] It’s a victory built from the incredible grassroots work of activists across our state who saw an undemocratic system marginalizing the voices of voters, and worked tirelessly to fix it. - Andy Kim
01:52 PM - Mar 29, 2024
Judge McAfee rules that Fani Willis can stay, but Wade has to go. #LegalEthics
Case can move forward.
https://talkingpointsmemo....
Case can move forward.
https://talkingpointsmemo....
09:34 AM - Mar 15, 2024
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyMy predictions on a dysfunctional RNC:10:49 AM - Mar 13, 2024
The primary role of the RNC is to provide financial support, strategic guidance, and resources to Republican candidates at all levels of government. If the RNC is in chaos and strapped for cash, it will struggle to offer adequate support to its candidates.
01:44 PM - Mar 13, 2024
President Biden walking up to the bimah after greeting everyone at his bar mitzvah has been wonderful! #sotu #BidenHarris2024
09:28 PM - Mar 07, 2024
Hey, have any of you folks heard about this Joe Biden fellow? He seems like he's a decent sort.
10:10 AM - Mar 06, 2024
"Sen. Mitch McConnell’s legacy will be that he purposefully undermined America’s first Black president, he broke the Supreme Court, he helped elect a fascist President, and he abetted up an insurrection on American soil."
—Shannon Watts
—Shannon Watts
01:13 PM - Feb 28, 2024
I loved sitting down with Zack Needles and Alaina Lancaster (and the brilliant audio engineer, Charles Garnar) for a short talk at #LegalWeek2024 on the LegalSpeak podcast from ALM.
We talked about AI, Contract Management, the future of law, and more!
🔊👂 ⬇️
We talked about AI, Contract Management, the future of law, and more!
🔊👂 ⬇️
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Legal Speak: LegalWeek Live with Jerry Levine on Apple Podcasts
It’s that time of year once again … LegalWeek! ALM’s LegalWeek is one week where thousands of legal professionals gather to network with their peers, dive deeper into their professional development, explore topics and strategies tailored specifically to their role, and gain the tools to get legal..
05:08 PM - Feb 22, 2024
@cbouzy is right on the money here, I've been seeing this same view from the same people who have been right since 2016... Christopher, Tom Bonier, and Simon Rosenberg!
I actually am a little more optimistic than @cbouzy ; I think the Democrats will outperform in the Senate (possibly 52+ seats).
I actually am a little more optimistic than @cbouzy ; I think the Democrats will outperform in the Senate (possibly 52+ seats).
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyI've been sharing the following thoughts privately with friends and family for several weeks, but I've chosen to speak publicly now because pundits are out of control. Before I begin, it's crucial to emphasize that complacency is not an option, and the importance of voting remains paramount.10:16 AM - Feb 22, 2024
12:20 PM - Feb 22, 2024
If you are reporting the ridiculous news about Mayorkas, it might help to note that "Republicans pressed forward with impeachment — without no evidence and no information whatsoever — that Mayorkas has committed high crimes and misdemeanors, the constitutional threshold for impeachment."
07:32 PM - Feb 13, 2024
Oh, so you're so sure that everything is awful?
Well, here's Future Crunch with all the good news that you were missing while you were doing all the doomscrolling:
https://futurecrunch.com/g...
A lot of things are going really well!
Well, here's Future Crunch with all the good news that you were missing while you were doing all the doomscrolling:
https://futurecrunch.com/g...
A lot of things are going really well!
09:53 AM - Jan 31, 2024
My favorite court orders are those where the court orders me to do the things I'm already doing, so I can just sit there and go "yeah, I got this, we cool bro"
09:54 AM - Jan 26, 2024
For we can say now, without hesitation, that Donald Trump is a rapist, a fraudster, an insurrectionist; that he is the most corrupt politician in modern history and has serially betrayed the country. - Simon Rosenberg
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Jerry Levine @jerrylevineTrump is weak, a desperate, diminished, and horrible man. Yes, this delusional Emperor has no clothes, and it is time we all start shouting it from the rooftops. - Simon Rosenberg, https://www.hopiumchronicl...02:33 PM - Jan 25, 2024
02:34 PM - Jan 25, 2024
Trump is weak, a desperate, diminished, and horrible man. Yes, this delusional Emperor has no clothes, and it is time we all start shouting it from the rooftops. - Simon Rosenberg, https://www.hopiumchronicl...
02:33 PM - Jan 25, 2024
Kid: "Daddy, did you know that televisions used to be called CRTs and they had tubes in them and scan lines? Are you aware?"
Me: "I did know that, but... I'm Daddy all the time, not just during a full moon."
Kid: "Oh no... Mommy!"
#DadJokes
Me: "I did know that, but... I'm Daddy all the time, not just during a full moon."
Kid: "Oh no... Mommy!"
#DadJokes
12:28 PM - Jan 12, 2024
@cbouzy - it's actually worse. He's now into Ben Shapiro.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyI had to see for myself.🤦🏾06:53 AM - Jan 10, 2024![Image]()
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04:24 PM - Jan 10, 2024
Live - https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Biden speaking on Trump's January 6 Attempted Coup & Insurrection.
Biden speaking on Trump's January 6 Attempted Coup & Insurrection.
President Biden Delivers Remarks Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania - YouTube
Today, as we reflect on January 6, 2021, we recognize what was at stake then and now, the right to have our future decided the way the Constitution prescribe...
03:25 PM - Jan 05, 2024
Trump's 2024 #abortion platform: Revoke federal approval of mifepristone, prosecute and imprison doctors and pharmacists who distribute pills and provide healthcare to women, outlaw medication abortion in all 50 states. #Fascism
https://www.washingtonpost...
https://www.washingtonpost...
11:13 AM - Jan 05, 2024
