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Turns out Godzilla vs Kong has far fewer courtroom scenes than I was expecting.
07:56 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but great job on todayʼs puzzle!
11:07 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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The former guy is cuckoo for coconspiring.
10:07 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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Got Bird Flu?
12:13 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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Trade rumor. ice cream to breakfast and cereal to nighttime.
09:40 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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NASA’s Voyager 1 transmits "We're still doing this?"
08:08 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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A wedding is filled with joy. The courtesy van from the wedding back to the hotel is like a Con Air sequel.
10:44 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Big loophole in 10 commandments allows full on coveting of Giant Pandas.
06:10 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Wedding toasts are getting worse.
01:02 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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The former guy is playing 4Z chess in the courtroom this week.
07:31 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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I think Tom Selleck is going to end up owning all the grandma houses, and then what?
05:37 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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I'm beginning to think the Groupon I bought for a second eclipse is a scam.
12:54 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Did a stunningly successful vertebrate write this?
11:43 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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This is going to be the year when I finally finish my cicada collection.
12:30 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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If the reaper insists
You must desist
02:15 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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Been on the phone all day trying to get a rapture refund, but all I can get is a credit for a future rapture.
08:37 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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My angry demands for curbside eclipse glasses recycling pickup have been unmet so I will just go with this:
05:07 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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First Pitch, Fenway Park, 2024
02:28 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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It is called an eclipse because at this point in a celestial event you just can't call an illegal screen.
12:59 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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I'm now covered completely in squirrels. This could be the end. Eclipse 2024.
03:32 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Reporting live from Toe Nail Eclipse Massachusetts 2024.
03:24 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Smart money is taking the moon and the points.
11:36 PM - Apr 07, 2024
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Just to be safe, you should put on your eclipse glasses when you go to bed tonight.
03:50 PM - Apr 07, 2024
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I'm going to stare at the sun tomorrow to beat the crowds.
10:41 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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Is there a list of locations where I can see the eclipse in 70mm IMAX? I don't want to watch this thing like a cave man.
01:27 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Scientific community has a lot of egg on its face with today's announcement of earth's second moon,

made of egg.
12:16 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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Happy National Pencil Day to those who celebrate.
10:41 AM - Mar 30, 2024
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Hearing a lot of buzz about this.
10:12 AM - Mar 29, 2024
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Symbols discovered to be US, UK, and Euro shoe sizes.
10:13 AM - Mar 28, 2024
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May the path of totality be paved with special eclipse safety glasses.
05:50 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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Eclipse hype is my favorite hype.
10:39 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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