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Friday Night I'm headlining at the Napa Valley Comedy Festival w/Tony Jackson & Sean Lynch

Don't miss this one!
04:56 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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Diddy announces plans to change name to "No He Didn't"
01:26 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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For all the Trump fans who keep talking about seceding from the US - this is the way....
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White-opia - The MAGA Secession Paradise! - YouTube

For all the Trump fans who keep talking about seceding from the US - this is the way....

12:50 PM - Mar 15, 2024
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My favorite #SuperBowl📷 commercial was the one for that pill you take to treat the side effects of that other pill you're taking.
08:45 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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The #Oscars📷 are when we celebrate achievements in film by talking about celebrities' clothes.

The #SuperBowl📷 is when we celebrate achievement in football by talking about celebrities' commercials.
08:42 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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Please don't let Trump's $83.3 Million verdict
in the E Jean Carroll case
distract from the fact
that he officially wants the border crisis to get worse
& for your economy to crash,
bc those things might be good for him.
01:20 PM - Jan 28, 2024
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Dear US Women Voters:

I realize Trump being a rapist might discourage some of you from voting for him.

But, in fairness, he's also the reason millions of you have fewer rights than your mothers & grandmothers did.
01:21 PM - Jan 27, 2024
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"Ben Shapiro Vs. Barbie"
A tribute to America's best 14-year old fascist
as he both owns, and destroys, Barbie.

(I think I nail the voice but tell me what you think)

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04:14 PM - Jan 26, 2024
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"Mansplaining" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Pls subscribe; it's quick!
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"Mansplaining" in the Oxford Dictionary - YouTube

Improv, Hollywood

11:07 AM - Jan 25, 2024
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E Jean Carroll’s 2nd civil suit: 1-16-24
He attacked her,
then defamed her;
so she sued him once before

But he had to be reptilian
& defame her once again;
Last time she got $5 million,
this time she wants ten.

A Seussian rhyme for every Trump crime:
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04:29 PM - Jan 16, 2024
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8 years ago today
Donald Trump spoke at Liberty University,
founded by a segregationist ,
who defended apartheid,
on #MLKday .

And Irony hanged itself.
01:23 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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"One day we must ask the question, 'Why are there forty million poor people in America?' ... When you ask that question, you begin to question the capitalistic economy."
-MLK,
speech to the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, 1967
#MLKDay
01:21 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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Onstage in LA at the StephMillerShow Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour last fall w/Ron Perlman, Malcolm Nance, @HalSparks , Glenn Kirshner & frangeladuo

Our 1st 2024 show is this Saturday Jan 20th at the gorgeous Herbst Theater in San Francisco- tix at http://sexyliberal.com
02:35 PM - Jan 14, 2024
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02:33 PM - Jan 14, 2024
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10 Facts About "Illegals" - A Guide to US Immigration, For Racist Idiots.
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11:36 AM - Jan 09, 2024
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My version of a Ken Burns doc on #January6th and the Capitol-

Please watch; it's brief.
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Ken Burns' The Civil War, Part 2. - YouTube

The Last Stand of the Confederacy: 6 January 2021.The Coup Cucks Klan.Ken Burns had nothing to do with this.JohnFugelsang.com@JohnFugelsang

03:42 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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This month, your rightwing uncle demands

1) Turn away refugees
2) Tax cuts for the richest
3) Be cruel to trans ppl
4) Defend the Confederate flag
5) More prisons
6) More executions
7) More guns
8) No healthcare for "illegals"
9) Hate anything "woke"
10) Keep Christ in Christmas
12:42 PM - Dec 24, 2023
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I want the reality show about Ruby Freeman and Shay Moss living in Rudy's Manhattan mansion NOW.
12:03 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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I totally support Trump spending millions of $ to overturn the Colorado Supreme Court before losing all of Colorado's electoral votes anyway.
11:35 AM - Dec 20, 2023
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Things to do today:

1. Get Liz Magill to resign from UPenn for not cracking down on hate speech
2. Welcome Alex Jones back to Twitter
06:44 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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I support a mandatory 3-day waiting period before women are allowed to cut their own bangs.
03:08 PM - Dec 04, 2023
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If you're offended by 'Happy Holidays' then it's time you looked at the difference between 'Christian' and 'Christian Supremacist.'
06:43 PM - Dec 03, 2023
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The Conservative 6-3 majority of SCOTUS is:

-2 Justices named by W, who lost the popular vote of the American ppl
-3 named by Trump, who lost the popular vote of the American ppl
-1 by HW Bush, who opposed the 64 Civl Rights Act

Americans don't decide who decides our laws.
08:55 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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One day, years from now, we'll all watch Donald Trump's funeral.
Because you KNOW Melania will bring a date.
(Pls watch & subscribe if you're into Tik Tok)
@johnfugelsang /video/7298760885445692714?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7258842534247056938" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://www.tiktok.com/@jo...
04:04 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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I just wrote an angry letter to Showtime complaining that the film "One Missed Call 3" should've been titled "Third Missed Call."
11:44 PM - Nov 27, 2023
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
"...some people continue to defend trickle-down theories which assume that economic growth, encouraged by a free market, will inevitably succeed in bringing about greater justice and inclusiveness in the world.
02:03 PM - Nov 27, 2023
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
This ep of our podcast features:

-A Jewish author in Jerusalm tells a Palestinian father's story: Nathan Thrall's "A Day in the Life of Abed Salama: Anatomy of a Jerusalem Tragedy"

-Former AL Sen Doug Jones, who does not hold back on Joe Manchin.
https://podcasts.apple.
02:42 PM - Nov 25, 2023
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I once got pepper sprayed while Black Friday shopping in a Walmart and I can honestly say it enhanced the experience.
03:13 PM - Nov 24, 2023
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"You received without payment, now give without payment."
Jesus, Matthew 10:8

"The Point is you can't be too greedy"
Trump, "The Art of the Deal"
10:50 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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2023 marks 10 years since SCOTUS ruled that the Voting Rights Act was a constitutional threat to getting Republicans elected.

#DefendOurVotingRights
07:44 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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