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After Everything Everywhere All at Once and Spiderman - Across the Spiderverse, I hearby move this honorable court as judgement a matter of law THAT ALL MULTIVERSE PLOTS BE BANNED
11:35 AM - Jun 26, 2023
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I didn't grow up watching wrestling and I normally don't eulogize celebs (or wish them happy birthday). I also don't know if the IRON SHEIK created the word JABRONI or just popularized it but thank you sheik for adding jabroni to my vocab. I use it every day. RIP #IronSheik
08:00 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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thread 1 Threaded Spouts
My cat Jasmine woke me up last night meowing - the COME LOOK meow - she had brought another live snake into the house. This one was bigger than the last few. And a different kind. It was large enough and different enough that I did not have the mental fortitude to take a photo.

So that's fun.
08:27 AM - Jun 05, 2023
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I made a phone call from my Apple Watch this morning from the chiropractic table getting inferential current and it was an experience equal parts Star Trek and old man shit
10:55 AM - May 16, 2023
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me at 20:
ears:
me at 30:
ears: hearing stuff is cool
me at 40:
ears: i think i'm gonna start growing a shit ton of hair
nose: me too
me at 50:
ears: quitting my dayjob, growing hair for a livin' man
back: hair incoming!
scalp: i'm good, nothing more to do here
06:39 PM - May 06, 2023
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📣 HEY GEN X: It's time to step up & help Gen Z save democracy & decency.

My one-stop candidate fundraising page is now live, making it easy to donate to one, two or dozens of Dems running for federal, statewide or local office at once!
#GenXforGenZ
https://XforZ.us
10:27 AM - Apr 19, 2023
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Saw John Wick 4 last night with the kids and we really enjoyed it. I was struck by the fact that it was pretty much a big budget musical with elaborate dance numbers and Keanu Reeves is Gene Kelly, but there's no music, only guns, knives, swords

Still, great dance numbers
03:50 PM - Mar 30, 2023 (Edited)
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Best part of being a horror novelist is that I literally get to write off buying books of black magic that would've gotten me burned at the stake 200 years ago

and comic books
03:02 PM - Mar 30, 2023
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pretty sure current events indicate humans never discover time travel
12:26 PM - Mar 14, 2023
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I wrote a 5,500 word synopsis for a proposed novel over the weekend and it's the first time I've ever even SLIGHTLY enjoyed the synopsis process and also the first time I'm still excited to write the novel if it's accepted.
11:09 AM - Mar 13, 2023
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Matthew Dow Smith
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From The Archives: Steed and Peel

#sketchbook #TheAvengers #EmmaPeel
08:47 PM - Mar 06, 2023
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Jeez, it's taken me two months to go from sketch to digital chicanery to transferring to linoleum. My attention is fractured among too many projects. But the best part is to come - CUTTING.

ART WITH KNIVES.

For my nautical nonsense novel.
10:35 AM - Mar 01, 2023
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Saturdays mean very little to people who work from home.
05:49 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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Whether to crack a dark punny joke or save said joke for a dark punny title?
10:14 AM - Feb 15, 2023
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Michael Wehunt's new collection The Inconsolables is up for pre-order. One of the best horror writers working today. I've ordered mine! https://badhandbooks.com/s...
03:15 PM - Feb 14, 2023
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I'm writing a story about shoes and I'm reminded that there's never been a better shoe story (or title) than Steve Martin's CRUEL SHOES
01:25 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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If you're in Springfield, come see me. I might be giving a writing workshop (I've given them a prospectus regarding it) or I might just be shooting the shit on panels. My son and I will be manning a table in the dealer's room with all my books and a selection of linocut prints!

*sigh* HORNOR
10:35 AM - Feb 13, 2023
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IMO the most important thing a human can produce is ART. It's an expression of our being that exceeds propagation of genes, it lessens the pain of existence by examining it, it celebrates the noblest aspects of our nature, decries the worst & it gives us a way to interpret ourselves and reality.
08:40 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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y'all it's a madhouse tonight over there on the twitters

shew, glad to be out of it. y'all got some puppy pics or sumpin' for me?
11:02 PM - Feb 11, 2023
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In addition to writing Bram Stoker, Shirley Jackson, and World Fantasy Award shortlisted books, I also create linocuts. Working on an online store this year. Here's a sample of my work. Follow me on Instagram for cat and lino related stuff. https://www.instagram.com/...
#linocut #art
11:20 AM - Feb 11, 2023 (Edited)
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Hot Arkansas News: people are losing their shit (in both excitement and revulsion) over this new statue placed in a position of honor downtown, right by the river.
11:11 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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look at my cat

she chonky
02:21 PM - Feb 10, 2023
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