The best part of my job is, unquestionably, getting to play with all the customers dogs.
01:11 PM - Oct 02, 2023
Wrote a new song recently, and shot a quick back porch video. Don't let the title spook you! This is a love letter to life and nature.
Presenting: "I Wanna Die in the Woods"
#folk #songwriter #offgridliving
Presenting: "I Wanna Die in the Woods"
#folk #songwriter #offgridliving
I Wanna Die in the Woods - YouTube
Don't let the title spook you. This is a love letter to life and nature. "I Wanna Die in the Woods"John Muller, 2023C F GVerse 1If I gotta die somedayhope it...
09:29 AM - Oct 01, 2023
I was taking the dog for a walk when I met a neighbour, who showed me a puffball mushroom the size of a volleyball. It has little raccoon prints on it!
09:14 AM - Sep 28, 2023
Got a surprise day off from work! Boy, that extra half hour of sleep before my body panicked and woke up at 6am anyway sure was sweet!
07:45 AM - Sep 28, 2023
There's a heat wave going on, and the AC in my car isn't working properly. Brought it into the shop for a freon recharge, but apparently there are some leaks that they would need to deal with before they can top off the refrigerant. Estimated cost: $1900, soooo......
01:17 PM - Sep 06, 2023
Had a long road trip with Badger. He was pretty tuckered out by the time we got to the motel.
#DogsOfSpoutible
#DogsOfSpoutible
10:36 AM - Sep 06, 2023
How it feels seeing all the first-day-of-school posts from people you used to casually sleep with:
10:30 AM - Sep 05, 2023
God, grant me the confidence of this local Value Village that is trying to sell a busted up old piano for $150, when there are several way better pianos on FB marketplace for free.
10:36 AM - Aug 28, 2023
Free Relationship Tip:
When your partner reminds you that a big anniversary is coming up, don't refer to it as "being up for re-election".
When your partner reminds you that a big anniversary is coming up, don't refer to it as "being up for re-election".
07:30 AM - Aug 27, 2023
Lately I've been revisiting one of my all time favourite albums, "The Sophtware Slump" by Grandaddy. Released in 2000, it's a beautiful and prescient album, filled with many high-concept songs.
This one imagines an asteroid miner far away in space, longing for Earth.
#SpoutingClassics #Grandaddy
This one imagines an asteroid miner far away in space, longing for Earth.
#SpoutingClassics #Grandaddy
Grandaddy - Miner At The Dial-a-View - YouTube
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11:57 AM - Aug 26, 2023
So odd that Republicans are obcessed with forcing people to breed against their will, when they are utterly disinterested in lifting the slightest finger to make the world a better place for the children born into it.
Simply evil.
Simply evil.
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Biden/Harris 2024 @ZrimmyWest Virginia can restrict abortion pill sales, judge rules, despite FDA approval that it’s safe10:07 AM - Aug 25, 2023
10:12 AM - Aug 25, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
Cute little stowaway on the work van this morning:
Rosy Maple Moth.
Rosy Maple Moth.
08:26 AM - Aug 25, 2023
First day back at work since getting over COVID. Feels good to be doing stuff again, but definitely gonna need to take it easy for a while. Still not quite back to 100%.
06:55 AM - Aug 21, 2023
COVID - Day 10
Finally testing negative, and feeling more or less back to normal.
It was two weeks from exposure to recovery. Sadly, my job only covers 2 paid sick days.
This is why paid sick leave is so important. There shouldn't be a financial incentive to return to work before you're healthy.
Finally testing negative, and feeling more or less back to normal.
It was two weeks from exposure to recovery. Sadly, my job only covers 2 paid sick days.
This is why paid sick leave is so important. There shouldn't be a financial incentive to return to work before you're healthy.
07:57 AM - Aug 19, 2023
COVID - Day 7
Been a full week since symptoms began. Yesterday I was feeling good, but today it's back with a vengeance. Super lethargic, sore muscles, headache, and random chills. Not fun.
I think I probably will never go to a wedding again after this is over. I dunno WTF I was thinking.
Been a full week since symptoms began. Yesterday I was feeling good, but today it's back with a vengeance. Super lethargic, sore muscles, headache, and random chills. Not fun.
I think I probably will never go to a wedding again after this is over. I dunno WTF I was thinking.
09:03 AM - Aug 16, 2023
COVID, Day 5
Feeling generally crappy, but the most severe symptoms have passed. Still testing positive, so continuing to isolate.
I feel very justified in all of my earlier attempts to elude the virus, and wish I hadn't gotten sloppy, because this suuuuuuuucks.
Feeling generally crappy, but the most severe symptoms have passed. Still testing positive, so continuing to isolate.
I feel very justified in all of my earlier attempts to elude the virus, and wish I hadn't gotten sloppy, because this suuuuuuuucks.
07:13 AM - Aug 14, 2023
Who could have forseen that the GOP trying to reduce over half the population to "brood-mare" status would have electoral consequences?
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Bad Hombre Resistor @BetaRayBobYa think the GOP is shitting bricks right about now worrying about the 2024 elections? #VoteBlue
#bluewave202408:39 AM - Aug 09, 2023
08:49 AM - Aug 09, 2023
4 Threaded Spouts
Alright, enough fucking around. It's time to roll up a massive joint and watch the Star Trek #StrangeNewWorlds musical episode.
Haters back off. I don't care. I love musicals. It's gonna be awesome.
Haters back off. I don't care. I love musicals. It's gonna be awesome.
04:26 PM - Aug 03, 2023
It's the new "Go to Hell!"
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AmaganQuiltsCrafts @CoffeeAndBooksMy favourite insult here is being told to go back to twitter.03:47 PM - Aug 03, 2023
03:52 PM - Aug 03, 2023
I'll say one thing about 🐋: The quality of disagreement is superior.
Fuck toxic positivity. Conflict and difference of opinion is not only inevitable, but essential.
Finding ways to do that without resorting to Twitteresque insults and ad hominems is critical.
Something I'm working on, anyway.
Fuck toxic positivity. Conflict and difference of opinion is not only inevitable, but essential.
Finding ways to do that without resorting to Twitteresque insults and ad hominems is critical.
Something I'm working on, anyway.
03:45 PM - Aug 03, 2023
Me: I support Sex Workers
Randos: "You must want porn on the TL!"
Me: Uhh, what?"
Randos: "You're disgusting! Why don't you fuck off back to Twitter"
Me: I literally just said that I support Sex Workers, what's wrong with you.
Randos: "BOUZY WAS RIGHT TO BLOCK YOU!!"
Randos: "You must want porn on the TL!"
Me: Uhh, what?"
Randos: "You're disgusting! Why don't you fuck off back to Twitter"
Me: I literally just said that I support Sex Workers, what's wrong with you.
Randos: "BOUZY WAS RIGHT TO BLOCK YOU!!"
02:57 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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2 Threaded Spouts
Every once and a while the puritan scolds on this website find my old spouts defending sex workers, and lose their minds all over again.
I think it is *rather precious* that people are so obsessed with keeping this a PG-13 site, considering the average age of a spoutible user is probably around 45.
I think it is *rather precious* that people are so obsessed with keeping this a PG-13 site, considering the average age of a spoutible user is probably around 45.
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JustDee @JustDeeWhy are you so opposed to those of us who are fed up with ugliness to having this ONE safe space?01:34 PM - Aug 03, 2023
If you want adult content ther are sooooo many other places to go.
ONE SAFE SPACE...IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK?
02:48 PM - Aug 03, 2023
The App Formerly Known as Twitter: Far-Right Hobgoblins posting about being horrible.
All the other Apps: People posting about horrible Far-Right Hobgoblins posting on the App Formerly Known as Twitter.
All the other Apps: People posting about horrible Far-Right Hobgoblins posting on the App Formerly Known as Twitter.
07:06 AM - Aug 01, 2023
"I am tired of these Twitters. These Blue Skies. Of being caught up in the Threads of their lives."
07:51 PM - Jul 31, 2023
Heard a strange knocking on the window this morning, but I think I found the culprit.
#woodpecker #birds
#woodpecker #birds
07:22 AM - Jul 29, 2023
