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Seasonal Sweater Badger

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07:59 AM - Oct 10, 2023
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The best part of my job is, unquestionably, getting to play with all the customers dogs.
01:11 PM - Oct 02, 2023
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Foggy morning
08:53 AM - Oct 01, 2023
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I was taking the dog for a walk when I met a neighbour, who showed me a puffball mushroom the size of a volleyball. It has little raccoon prints on it!
09:14 AM - Sep 28, 2023
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Dramatic motel Badger.

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03:46 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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There's a heat wave going on, and the AC in my car isn't working properly. Brought it into the shop for a freon recharge, but apparently there are some leaks that they would need to deal with before they can top off the refrigerant. Estimated cost: $1900, soooo......
01:17 PM - Sep 06, 2023
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Had a long road trip with Badger. He was pretty tuckered out by the time we got to the motel.

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10:36 AM - Sep 06, 2023
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How it feels seeing all the first-day-of-school posts from people you used to casually sleep with:
10:30 AM - Sep 05, 2023
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God, grant me the confidence of this local Value Village that is trying to sell a busted up old piano for $150, when there are several way better pianos on FB marketplace for free.
10:36 AM - Aug 28, 2023
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Cute little stowaway on the work van this morning:

Rosy Maple Moth.
08:26 AM - Aug 25, 2023
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Awwwww, nuts.

So much for my 3-year streak.
06:05 PM - Aug 09, 2023
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The struggle is real.
07:53 AM - Aug 06, 2023
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Alright, enough fucking around. It's time to roll up a massive joint and watch the Star Trek #StrangeNewWorlds musical episode.

Haters back off. I don't care. I love musicals. It's gonna be awesome.
04:26 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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"I am tired of these Twitters. These Blue Skies. Of being caught up in the Threads of their lives."
07:51 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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Heard a strange knocking on the window this morning, but I think I found the culprit.

#woodpecker #birds
07:22 AM - Jul 29, 2023
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These two spiders on opposite sides of the screen have been chasing each other across the window all morning, and it's giving me Super Mario vibes.
09:13 AM - Jul 02, 2023
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I'm midway through my second week of a job that is very physically demanding. Today was a concrete day. I am exhausted and sunburnt. Feeling good though.

Happy first day of summer, Spoutifam!
06:50 PM - Jun 21, 2023
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Woke up on the wrong side of 37. Hellooooo, late thirties!
09:16 AM - May 19, 2023
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After ignoring *several* car problems basically all winter, I just treated the old girl to two days of maintenance appointments.

Now the car is great, but my wallet on the other hand...
04:12 PM - Apr 26, 2023
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!!!

I had an audition a couple weeks ago for some voice acting work on an upcoming cartoon. I didn't hear anything for a while, so I assumed they weren't interested, but I just found out I have a call-back audition on Thursday, and I'm being considered for multiple roles!

So, rather excited!
06:17 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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My dog Badger was comfortably tucked away in his bed when I went to sleep, but sometime in the night he must have gotten chilly because this is how I woke up:

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08:52 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Trying to enjoy the spate of 20°+ C days in April without fixating on the likelihood of 40°+ C days in August.
12:03 PM - Apr 14, 2023
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The way that Badger holds his arms will never not be hilarious to me. Lil' T-Rex. #DogsOfSpoutible
11:12 AM - Apr 02, 2023
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I'm a huge fan of the show #partydown , which had it's season 3 finale last night, after a 12 year hiatus. It was so good! I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but there was a very satisfying surprise at the end.

Bring on season 4! It's definitely one of the best comedies out right now.
11:14 AM - Apr 01, 2023
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me on the first day of spring
#spring
03:26 PM - Mar 21, 2023
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Lazy Sunday Badger #DogsOfSpoutible
11:12 AM - Mar 19, 2023 (Edited)
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Got an acting gig tonight playing a judgemental hardware store customer, and this is playing right into my long-game of trying to imitate Nick Offermans career trajectory.
10:58 AM - Mar 18, 2023
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It's important to know what weapons your adversary is using, so you can defend yourself appropriately.
09:40 AM - Mar 16, 2023
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Thrilled to hit 1000 followers! Your tote bags are in the mail. No way to know if they'll ever reach you, since I don't know anyone's address. But trust that your tote bag is in the mail. Somewhere!

Here's some Badger in the meantime:
02:37 PM - Mar 13, 2023
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Basking Badger. #DogsOfSpoutible
12:24 PM - Mar 07, 2023
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