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In response to Met盲lmikE.
Someone married into sharing my first and last, and I received a nastigram from the city because her husband couldn't park a boat correctly. The city finally called me (sounding cranky), and I set them straight.
12:39 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Michael Allbritton.
I鈥檓 socializing a skittish foster pup who鈥檚 still recovering from a rough beginning. Here鈥檚 hoping her forever home continues the work, when she鈥檚 adopted.
11:35 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Lucy / solarpunk dumpling 鉁.
Autocomplete/correct mocks us all 馃珎
07:57 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Ramsey, Queen of Popcorn庐.
This is gonna hurt GoFundMe, isn鈥檛 it? 馃槦
12:40 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Michigander.
Dogception! 馃檶
03:05 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response Alana Anxiety to their Spout
I love Katie's work! 馃グ
01:40 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to MEAction NOW.
The Bible doesn't even view a fetus as fully human.
01:28 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Liz N Is Not Your Mule.
I think they could have chosen better for the 2020 election, but Biden was safe for party interests. Choosing a different candidate now would be catastrophic for everyone, not just the Democratic Party.
01:27 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Bob.
If it were same-day, I'd say drink the cold stuff. Coffee from yesterday might have something new in it. 馃槵
12:57 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Bob.
Yikes! I don't know what my coolest has been, but I was once wrapped in a blanket, snuggled up to my husband, and I made the blanket cold. This was after we'd gone jet skiing with friends, and I can only imagine that something funky was going on with me, to make me go hypothermic. I usually run hot.
09:34 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Met盲lmikE.
Whatever it is our local grocery store does with their in-house pizzas is incredible, especially considering the cost and quantity. We get 2 meals for 4 people out of that thing!
04:39 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Diana Tyler.
Oof! Relatable. 馃珎
03:39 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Salma Typhii.
I hope it works out!
03:08 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to MEAction NOW.
Well that stinks.
01:42 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to dani.
Sometimes I wanna buy ad space to remind everyone that they're doing their best. Life is tough enough without people being hard on themselves.
03:37 PM - Feb 15, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Karl S the Typo King.
We had a couple delays, but the most excitement I saw was someone getting cut off from alcohol in the cafeteria. Fortunately, they walked away without a fuss.
03:31 PM - Feb 15, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Karl S the Typo King.
I've only crossed state lines, so far. The drive vs ride time was comparable, so I enjoyed the ride. 馃槉
03:39 AM - Feb 15, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Met盲lmikE.
She's a cuddly baby 馃グ
11:17 PM - Feb 13, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Karl S the Typo King.
That鈥檚 rough. 馃珎 It takes a lot of strength to be present in that situation, no matter the bandwidth.
06:48 PM - Feb 13, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to King Lavender-licous.
04:25 PM - Feb 13, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Diana.
Seriously.
03:58 PM - Feb 13, 2024 (Edited)
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Acey Deecey 🚀🚀.
馃挏
01:54 AM - Feb 12, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Myles Higgins.
The world needs more of them.
02:42 AM - Feb 11, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Janet Zimmerman.
Didja ask him what possessed him to make an ass of himself?
01:37 PM - Feb 10, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Myles Higgins.
Like Canadian Mr Rogers?
10:46 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Salma Typhii.
This is why I castigate my fellow millennials whenever they denigrate a zoomer, and check zoomers who internalize generational prejudice. I may have lost friends over it, but I don't want to be friends with people who choose age + shitting on others as the basis of their personality.
01:04 PM - Feb 09, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Diana Tyler.
As more people recognize the problem, I share your hope. Compulsory education taught us that food, clothing, and shelter are basic needs, so there's no excuse for the government to let these leeches abuse the system.
12:52 PM - Feb 09, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to Michael Corrigan.
My husband and I lived in the SF southbay for 11 years for work. We were eager to escape, and ended up buying a house in our new neighborhood within the first year. It's 10x the price it was when built in the mid 1900s, but still COMPARATIVELY affordable. 馃槪 We know how fortunate we are.
12:46 PM - Feb 09, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to MEAction NOW.
Sounds like a school I attended in the 90s. Kids were sick all the time, and it sucked. 馃う鈥嶁檧锔
02:58 AM - Feb 07, 2024
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Jessica (she/her)
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In response to 鈿滐笍Karyl Towers鈿滐笍.
Billionaires are medieval dragons incarnate. Giving them more does not make them hoard less, and they are never the good guys.

Disclaimer: I prefer modern takes on the medieval dragon, where they ARE the good guys, and work with virtuous knights.

#fantasy #dragonheart
02:52 AM - Feb 07, 2024 (Edited)
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