Y'all ever get distracted by something and forget something important?
Anyways, I got distracted by my kids while putting on sunscreen and now the tops of my feet are sunburned.
Anyways, I got distracted by my kids while putting on sunscreen and now the tops of my feet are sunburned.
07:00 PM - Jul 10, 2023
12:57 PM - Jul 03, 2023
There's an awful lot of people who got hundreds of thousands in loans forgiven being awful sanctimonious about making sure people pay back that $10,000 today.
03:58 PM - Jun 30, 2023
I'm quite proud of the fact that, of all the variations of the f-bomb out there, the first that I taught my new phone's predictive text is 'fuckery.'
12:16 AM - Jun 23, 2023
It's not even July, school hasn't even been out a month, and it's already a toss up between my teenager and my husband (who works night shifts) on who wakes up first.
08:37 PM - Jun 22, 2023
The moment years of their hard work and dedication paid off in a black belt.
#DailyPictureTheme #sport
#DailyPictureTheme #sport
12:22 PM - Jun 21, 2023
I took my kids to the drive in last night.
I'm kind of sad America let them die. Two movies for the price of one, bring your own snacks and comfy seating... I get the picture isn't the best but the atmosphere is 100% worth it.
I'm kind of sad America let them die. Two movies for the price of one, bring your own snacks and comfy seating... I get the picture isn't the best but the atmosphere is 100% worth it.
01:15 PM - Jun 19, 2023
The White Sox were one of dad's loves, so I got him this custom jersey for Father's Day years ago.
This year it returns to the park for one last game together in his memory.
#DailyPictureTheme #clothing
This year it returns to the park for one last game together in his memory.
#DailyPictureTheme #clothing
04:24 PM - Jun 17, 2023
Bringing home legal weed in a branded bag does nothing to stop the "oh, shit, it's the cops" reflex.
07:24 PM - Jun 16, 2023
My artist really took the time to make sure each part of this is recognizable (at least to fans) and adjusted it so it looked better than I hoped
#DailyPictureTheme #Detailed
#DailyPictureTheme #Detailed
01:39 PM - Jun 15, 2023
"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" I sing along to RATM while sitting in my minivan waiting to pick my teenager up.
06:07 PM - Jun 11, 2023
02:16 PM - Jun 09, 2023
Trump has gotten away with cap for so long its hard to get excited about indictments. I'll celebrate when he's found guilty.
08:17 PM - Jun 08, 2023
Watching Shiny Happy People before bed because I apparently like being creeped out before trying to fall asleep.
11:47 PM - Jun 06, 2023
Upside to having a spouse that works the night shift: King sized bed to yourself 4 nights a week.
Downside: No one helping at 2 in the morning when both kids and the dog (and you to be honest) are woken up by a nasty storm.
Downside: No one helping at 2 in the morning when both kids and the dog (and you to be honest) are woken up by a nasty storm.
03:18 PM - Mar 31, 2023
It's an Institute day and there's a training we HAVE to do in person but a backup option is already available.
If i go in person I don't need my work computer. So rather than charging it first period at work I dug out my charger and plugged it in.
I'm committed to summoning snow.
If i go in person I don't need my work computer. So rather than charging it first period at work I dug out my charger and plugged it in.
I'm committed to summoning snow.
11:00 PM - Mar 02, 2023
I usually shower at night, but I'm REALLY not feeling it tonight.
However, there is a chance of a WFH day depending on how the snowstorm coming towards us tracks overnight. I know if I shower tonight it'll hit us and I can WFH, but if I don't I'll have to get up early to shower and commute. So...
However, there is a chance of a WFH day depending on how the snowstorm coming towards us tracks overnight. I know if I shower tonight it'll hit us and I can WFH, but if I don't I'll have to get up early to shower and commute. So...
10:32 PM - Mar 02, 2023
Pro tip for religious types:
If you want to get me to consider your religion maybe DON'T chastise me for not knowing the intricacies of it DURING MY GRANDMA'S FUNERAL.
On loudspeaker. In front of everyone.
If you want to get me to consider your religion maybe DON'T chastise me for not knowing the intricacies of it DURING MY GRANDMA'S FUNERAL.
On loudspeaker. In front of everyone.
12:58 PM - Feb 28, 2023
Remember the "For Dummies" books? I think I'm going to do a similar series called "For Heathens" that will explain religious rites in basic terminology.
Being a Unitarian who somehow found themselves in charge of planning a Catholic funeral inspired this post.
Being a Unitarian who somehow found themselves in charge of planning a Catholic funeral inspired this post.
09:24 AM - Feb 25, 2023
It's been 4 hours since the ice storm that closed my kids' school early knocked out my power. Because of the storm I couldn't visit my mom. Even if we wanted to leave we can't because of a live wire in the road.
I am out of alcohol.
My last 24 hours has been someone's dark comedy
I am out of alcohol.
My last 24 hours has been someone's dark comedy
08:55 PM - Feb 22, 2023
My grandma passed away today.
She believed in making people happy so in that spirit...
Gma was religious, and believed strongly in the afterlife and a loved one's spirit being with those left behind.
So her spirit finally found out what happened to my wedding veil. DH told me, so she knows.
She believed in making people happy so in that spirit...
Gma was religious, and believed strongly in the afterlife and a loved one's spirit being with those left behind.
So her spirit finally found out what happened to my wedding veil. DH told me, so she knows.
10:59 PM - Feb 21, 2023
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My grandma is nearing the end of her time. She'd want smiles, not tears, so I'll share a fun memory:
The time I managed to light 83 candles behind her back and presented her a fire hazard birthday cake.
I unknowingly included a pack of relighting candles.
I'm not allowed to bring cake anymo
The time I managed to light 83 candles behind her back and presented her a fire hazard birthday cake.
I unknowingly included a pack of relighting candles.
I'm not allowed to bring cake anymo
09:02 PM - Feb 20, 2023
Apparently a parent complained about me at work.
For making them follow the car line rules.
I'm starting to see a reason for certain behaviors. If the parents think the rules don't apply to them why would their kids?
For making them follow the car line rules.
I'm starting to see a reason for certain behaviors. If the parents think the rules don't apply to them why would their kids?
03:10 PM - Feb 17, 2023
Got to work this morning to find out there's been a threat against it, but don't worry the police will be patrolling the building (not exactly comforting in a place where the majority are POC.)
Just another day in an American school.
Just another day in an American school.
07:41 PM - Feb 14, 2023
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