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My Sporbify: https://open.spotify.com/a...

Figured I should have at least one spout linking to my music. The above link goes to my Spotify page and you can figure it out from there. If you all listen to me I could make $0.24 this month.

#music
11:13 AM - Feb 16, 2023
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Inspired by a reddit thread, which of the following dead celebrities would you like to bring back, solely to see how wild their social media would be?

Diogenes

Oscar Wilde

Dorothy Parker

Mark Twain

Katherine Hepburn

30 votes — 06:06 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Happy April 25th. All you need is a light jacket.
05:48 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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I've been feeling particularly lazy and tired this week, good thing video games exist
05:20 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Matlock
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The Millennial Ironic Joke Sequence:

1. say what i mean sincerely
2. say what i mean jokingly
3. say what i don't mean jokingly
4. say what i don't mean sincerely

If I do this well, you won't know what step I'm on
01:44 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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Common Brazilian W
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
I have received Twitter DMs about releasing a localized version of Spoutible in Portuguese for nearly a week. Apparently, Brazilians who are migrating to Bluesky think it sucks. We have made it a priority and will complete it in two weeks.
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
I'm getting increasing red flag vibes from the word "nuance" being used online. I'm aware that, generally, it means we should not traffic in generalities and extremes, but all too often it comes across as waffling in the middle between a clearly correct opinion and a clearly wrong one.
01:01 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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Happy #EarthDay everyone. We get an entire day and none of the other planets in our solar system, or even the universe, get one. The rest of our galaxy taking fat Ls day after day. Earth supremacy gang
07:04 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Me: and that's why I think we should move to a four-day work week

Guy who only knows how to say the word 'Finklestein': Finklestein
02:55 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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If you think you're going to live 10 more years, C is the better option because it takes 10 years on $4k a week to make 2 million. Of course, that's not counting for inflation.

(originally typed 20 year instead of 10 on this because I don't proofread my posts)
Charlie Ricci @Bloggerhythms
If I got $4,000 a week for life or $2,000,000 cash in a lump sum I'd never have to worry about my credit score, because with my lifestyle I'd never have to borrow money again. If I live 10 more years I'd come out ahead with the weekly payments ($208,000) so that's my choice. What would guys you do?
01:52 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Okay, I love me some Panda Express, but if I eat it I absolutely CANNOT be more than 200 feet from a toilet at any time
02:37 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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Note to newbies from #Post . There is no algorithm. Every time you see a terrible pun or groan-worthy attempt at humor, it's your fault for following me
03:02 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Hello, people migrating over from #Post . A little tip on how to use #Spoutible : make sure you keep a good balance between vowels and consonants in your spouts! Avoid something too vowel-heavy like "aeeaioioiaauuueeeiioius"
01:44 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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this one's for all the cats of spoutible

pspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps
12:37 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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Just got done hosting a "Radio Hour" on a music discord server. Lots of fun, lots of great music
10:43 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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thread 7 Threaded Spouts
IMPORTANT THREAD FOR DISCORD USERS

This thread will contain links to help you. Discord's latest update (April 15th) includes a forced #arbitration clause. Long story short, you do not want this. If you are a #Discord user, take the time to opt out NOW
05:27 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Just joined from Post News.
Help me find friends from post.
11:09 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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thread 18 Threaded Spouts
Okay, I did the silly :3 post, time for the serious one. If you're a new refugee from #Post , welcome to #Spoutible ! Here are some real tips on how to navigate this place. This won't cover everything, just the stuff I, personally, care about. Share for reach, obvi
01:37 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Welcome #Post users! Here's a few friendly #Spoutible tips for newbies:

1. Stay silly
2. Stay silly
3. Stay silly
4. S
12:32 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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I've been shaving my head for a few years now and I'm starting to get tired of it
12:30 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Cooked some chicken drumsticks in the oven. Came out looking underdone. Cooked them some more. Still underdone, just a little. Put them in the microwave for three minutes. All in all, nearly 30 minutes of cooking. Maybe the oven needs to be looked at 'cause no way drumsticks take a half hour
08:03 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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I wish today would decide if it's going to be sunny or cloudy so I could only use the light switch once
06:01 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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thread 16 Threaded Spouts
Time to share the demo of this show that I wrote just in time for COVID. I'll link the full album on Bandcamp in this post and then elaborate in the thread, but be warned, this show deals with heavy issues and is designed to be provocative
#keyofw #keyofwMusic #keyofwMusicCatalog
03:40 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Oh hey PAX West opened submissions for content I wonder when the deadline to submit is
04:39 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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I want to get all the Google Maps execs in a room and explain to them how, when I type in "Popeyes," I in fact want to see locations for Popeyes and not, say, Chick-Fil-A, but I am getting tired of all the ways in which I have to explain basic concepts to tech ceos.
12:27 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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I found a quarter on the ground this morning. Here's why that's bad news for Biden
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
Inflation is going to be the new "Biden's old!" which was the new "Immigrants!" which was the new/contemporaneous "Crime!" which was the new "Inflation!" Rinse, repeat. Whatever it takes for the press to sow doubt about Biden/Dems.
11:56 AM - Apr 13, 2024
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I made rehearsal tracks for the cast of the show I'm music directing. This ended up being my entire day. I had like twelve things on the to-do list and none of them are getting done now
08:12 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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If sex is so great why haven't they made sex 2
#asexuality
01:31 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
Back in the before times, I taught piano out of a studio in Issaquah and decided to create a little booklet of exercises for my students, none of whom bothered to practice any of them.
#keyofw #keyofwMusic #keyofwMusicCatalog
04:22 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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The GOP are in find out mode after fucking around. Let's not get complacent. Let's run up the score on/before November 5th, and let's make these fuckers pack their offices in tears. Let's stick together, and help out other Dems, especially Florida Dems.
03:31 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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Working on my song again. I'm not touching the synths/guitars/vocals until I like the drums, bass, and piano chords. A few percussion instruments are still off but this is a much fatter sound.
#music #composing #songwriting
05:00 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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