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I recently switched all of the labels on my wife’s spice rack.

She hasn’t realized what I’ve done, but her thyme is cumin....
10:54 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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Never go shark fishing with a friend who suddenly starts referring to you as "old chum."
04:27 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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My visa debit was declined at the sweater store so they asked for my cardigan.
05:52 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stair.
02:20 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Have you ever noticed that whenever you see geese flying in “V” formation, one side is always longer than the other?

You know why?

More geese on that side.
03:40 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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In what key do cows sing?

Beef Flat
02:09 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Have you ever noticed that whenever you see geese flying in “V” formation, one side is always longer than the other?

You know why?

More geese on that side.
03:40 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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