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CAUTION: SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION ALERT!
My Doom Metal band BUZZARD TOOTH - 535 AD
Recorded & mixed by me.
https://soundcloud.com/mik...
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📢 We just released it early, so you don't have to wait. Now you can share the link to your Pod anywhere, and anyone can easily join.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
Tomorrow we are releasing an update that will allow non-registered guests to listen to live Pods. They will not be able to interact with other users in the Pod, but they can listen.
03:35 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Dammit, storms keep knocking my wifi out so I missed #ET420Crew but y'all know I observed even tho I couldn't spout. 🙃
04:33 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Idk, I just don't see my #RoxxyPics getting the same traction as the ones @RoxxyRiot spouts...
02:05 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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iCarly wasn't just makin shit up, y'all. Spaghetti tacos are real & they're fuggin delicious. 🤤

DISCLAIMER: Opinion of a 50 year old male who smokes enough weed to enjoy both watching iCarly & eating strange foods.
01:50 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Not to be confused w/the adult film LOOSEY GOOSEY LUCY
Derek Croucher @dcroucher
Who's watching?
11:27 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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thread 12 Threaded Spouts
It’s Election Year in Mexico, Too!

Of course, the USofA election has implications worldwide.¹

¹ But I would like to tell you all about a very consequential election taking place on 2 June this year south of the USofA border.
11:31 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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#ProShowerCrew
"Old Bathed One Kenobi" or "Je-Dri Knight"
+ #TattooShare my lonely back piece that needs a touch-up.
(Reads "ANGEL" in tribal lettering w/halo, horns, bat wings & a devil tail)
10:38 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Ait, I gotta hit #SpoutibleGym & then it'll be #ProShowerCrew time. Later, we'll do #ET420Crew #CT420Crew #MT420Crew & #PT420Crew
#ILikeHash 😜
09:41 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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What's another word for thesaurus? 🤔
09:32 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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I despise iced coffee.

That's it...that's the spout.
09:29 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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So, I just yawned & my lips split at the corners. Wtf? Did my mouth shrink during the nite?

Owwww, btw 😩
09:19 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Fuggin drummers smdh
Sunrise Sunset @VisiblyTucson
He will be voting to take away your rights and silence you. What will you be voting for?
08:31 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Fuck, you had to remind me....

Wait, we had frozen pizza off paper plates..... I've never felt happier
#PassingOutRightFuckingHereInThisHereRecliner
Karl S the Typo King @KarlS
Hello dishes… we meet again.
09:36 PM - Mar 03, 2024
09:43 PM - Mar 03, 2024 (Edited)
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I'd join #SpoutibleShowerParty but I literally can't get up right now. Busy weekend & band practice today was a mother-bitch. Between my sore legs & this hash I just blazed, I ain't doin shit for a coupla hours.
08:01 PM - Mar 03, 2024
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One hundred motherfucking percent 🤘🏻
🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 #TransSupport
mr bunnylamakins @mrbunnylamakins
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I'm sorry but I must disagree. Yellow Jell-O is definitely the worst. And it doesn't matter if it's lemon or pineapple, they both suck in Jell-O form. Hell, just the rhyming aspect of the name is enough to put it at the bottom of the list. I mean,... Yellow Jell-O... C'mon! #PointlessRantSunday
Roxxy Riot: @RoxxyRiot
Done.
My brain feels like green Jell-O.

That's the worst kind of Jell-O
02:51 PM - Mar 03, 2024
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Great American Family network made a movie about God bringing a dead bird back to life & they put Kevin Sorbo in it. This is fantastic! I don't even have to make up a joke. It's all there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:53 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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OK, I'm gonna be pretty busy today & I don't wanna forget to change my profile so Ima drop this here for @MasterofGum to marvel at later. Y'all be sure & tell him how hilarious this was 😜
10:41 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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Being a Mike ain't a walk in the park, bro.
Mike P @MasterofGum
Whew! Being Aaron was exhausting. I dont know how he does it. Anyway...
10:09 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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Why are we here? Because we're here. Roll the bones.
Roll the bones.
Dave Plus Coffee (he/him) @davepluscoffee
Thanks! 😀 Ready to roll some dice? 🌈✨🎲
09:58 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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Got band practice today. Not my top tier band but at least I'm playin music u know. I like to joke we're the HEAVIEST band I Louisiana. The other guys aren't amused lol.
09:50 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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Nixx Sólstafir @ZoeOeoZ
I'm fading. Nite y'all.
12:17 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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#OverShareSaturdayNight

Sophomore year of high school. I'm squatted behind a half wall w/the 'cool girls', all 5 of em, smoking cigarettes. One glances between my legs & says "Damn, you must be huge"
I said "Nah, it's the way these pants fit."
Yep, I said that. Out loud.

It was the pants, tho 🫤
11:50 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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Well, y'all heard her. Guess it's #OverShareSaturdayNight

Every girlfriend I ever had including my wife of 27 years has been blonde.

I like brunettes 🤷🏼‍♂️

Who's next?
Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 @mcgarrygirl78
I fuckin love this! Go Mike! 😀
10:49 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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In case anyone's wondering.... It's called Ice Cream Man & it's phenomenal. 🫠
#WhatchyooSmokin
10:46 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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*screams*

SHHHH...
The Ghost @GhostOfSpoutible
*whispers*

boo...
10:43 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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An invite list 😉

Spoutible Bay? Spoutible Partaaaay!
Avery @AverybodySpouts
A naughty list? 🫦
10:40 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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Everyone who likes that last spout is goin' on a list 😳
10:37 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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On a semi-related note, while cleaning out one of our storage buildings today I learned I have a full set of restraints. Hand cuffs, ankle cuffs, tethering chains & best of all... A key.

What? 😈
MetälmikE @MetalMike
Here's to getting way too high & over-sharing 🤣
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DW

BH
Laura Lawrie @Canyonsfan
BT.¹

¹ DT.
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