On the one hand, I am enjoying watching the Republican Party destroy itself. On the other hand, I am really fucking enjoying it.
05:01 PM - Oct 01, 2023
Matt Gaetz sought a pardon for sex trafficking, which is something you only do when you are absolutely not a sex trafficker.
03:30 PM - Oct 01, 2023
At the age of 99, Jimmy Carter is the oldest former president of all time.
At the age of 77, Donald Trump is the shittiest former president of all time.
At the age of 77, Donald Trump is the shittiest former president of all time.
01:25 PM - Oct 01, 2023
Who is the bigger idiot, the idiot, or the idiot who thinks the idiot is a genius?
02:58 PM - Sep 30, 2023
At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a mental condition named after him than a presidential library.
06:49 PM - Sep 29, 2023
Republicans: "Impeach Biden!"
Democrats: "For what?"
Republicans: "Stuff."
Democrats: "What stuff?"
Republicans: "Impeachable stuff."
Democrats: "Such as?"
Republicans: "You know. Things."
Democrats: "For what?"
Republicans: "Stuff."
Democrats: "What stuff?"
Republicans: "Impeachable stuff."
Democrats: "Such as?"
Republicans: "You know. Things."
07:59 PM - Sep 28, 2023
Sometimes it seems like the only real purpose of House congressional hearings is for Republicans to show what assholes they are.
06:29 PM - Sep 28, 2023
As an example of how seriously House Republicans take political corruption, this lying piece of shit is still in Congress.
05:33 PM - Sep 28, 2023
Republicans are trying to make being a Democrat an impeachable offense.
03:06 PM - Sep 28, 2023
Eric is the dumbest Trump, which is like being the deepest pothole, the itchiest hemorrhoid, the smelliest sewer, or the worst Kid Rock song.
03:50 PM - Sep 27, 2023
The only way Donald Trump would ever join a picket line is if it were going through a McDonald's drive-thru.
04:35 PM - Sep 26, 2023
According to a rumor I just started, Lauren Boebert was escorted out of another theater for trying to give the Cat in the Hat a handjob during a performance of Seussical the Musical.
01:52 PM - Sep 26, 2023
Says the political party that listens to Ted Nugent and Kid Rock.
11:53 AM - Sep 26, 2023
You know what they say: big glock, tiny cock.
05:19 PM - Sep 25, 2023
How do Republicans decide which books to ban? It sure as hell isn't by reading them.
02:19 PM - Sep 25, 2023
Republicans: "Protestors shouldn't shut down traffic just to get what they want."
Also Republicans: "We're going to shut down the entire government just to get what we want."
Also Republicans: "We're going to shut down the entire government just to get what we want."
05:46 PM - Sep 24, 2023
Nominate Trump once, shame on you.
Nominate Trump twice, you're out of your goddamn mind.
Nominate Trump three times, now you're just trying to fucking lose.
Nominate Trump twice, you're out of your goddamn mind.
Nominate Trump three times, now you're just trying to fucking lose.
02:31 PM - Sep 24, 2023
Republicans always want to shut down the government because it's the only way they can work even less than they normally do.
05:53 PM - Sep 23, 2023
The concept of the Rapture is fundamentally flawed because an Earth without religious nuts would be Heaven.
11:31 AM - Sep 22, 2023
Donald Trump didn't want to wear a mask because it might smudge his makeup, so the Republican Party helped him kill a million Americans.
That's the GOP in a nutshell.
That's the GOP in a nutshell.
06:27 PM - Sep 21, 2023
PHOTO FUN, FLASHBACK EDITION: Find the emotional woman.
06:22 PM - Sep 21, 2023
Rupert Murdoch is stepping down as chairman of Fox and News Corp. to spend more time with his family.
12:55 PM - Sep 21, 2023
BREAKING: On January 6, Rudy Giuliani paused his efforts to overthrow the government just long enough to sexually assault someone.
06:33 PM - Sep 20, 2023
If Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want his Twitter account to be hacked, he should pick a better password than "ILoveCocaine."
05:14 PM - Sep 20, 2023
If you want to look tall, hang out with short people.
If you want to look young, hang out with old people.
If you want to look smart, hang out with Jim Jordan.
If you want to look young, hang out with old people.
If you want to look smart, hang out with Jim Jordan.
12:31 PM - Sep 20, 2023
Roe v. Wade has been replaced by Republicans v. Women.
07:45 PM - Sep 19, 2023
If Elon Musk really wants to make money on Twitter, he should charge people to block him.
11:17 AM - Sep 19, 2023
According to a rumor I just started, Donald Trump is considering Lauren Boebert for his 2024 running mate after realizing she might be handy to have around.
06:39 PM - Sep 18, 2023
