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It's not enough for Trump to just lose. His loss has to be so comically humiliating for him and the Republican Party that the world never stops laughing at them.
10:52 AM - Feb 22, 2024
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Jim Jordan: *opens mouth to speak*

Me: "Fuck you."
06:27 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Republicans: "Why are Democrats so obsessed with the blatant acts of treason we commit daily?"
01:31 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Jesus: "Well, Donald, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you're going to Hell. The bad news is I'm terrible at good news/bad news."
01:07 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Republicans: "You can't call Kyle Rittenhouse a murderer because murder is a legal term and he was found not guilty."

Also Republicans: "Abortion is murder!"
10:01 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."

DJT: "Buy my shoes."
05:38 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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PHOTO: Kyle Rittenhouse discovers colleges aren't interested in semiliterate murderers.
12:58 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Christian nationalism is the worst kind of nationalism practiced by the worst kind of Christians.
12:33 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Russia didn't pay for Tulsi Gabbard.

They got her with a buy-ten-Republicans-get-one-free punch card.
09:08 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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For a shoe salesman, Donald Trump was a terrible president.
05:48 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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SHOCKER: The president voted worst in history in a recent poll is the only one who tried to incite an insurrection.
02:06 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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The Alabama Supreme Court has declared that frozen embryos are children and that they should be afforded the same rights and protections as children.

No frozen embryos could be reached for comment because they're not actually children.
01:17 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Unhappy Presidents Day to this one-term fucking loser.
10:55 AM - Feb 19, 2024
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Elon Musk: "Cool people wear baseball caps backward, I assumed it was the same for cowboy hats."
09:41 AM - Feb 19, 2024
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Calling Trump supporters idiots is a sweeping generalization because some of them are morons.
06:50 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Men who want a national abortion ban, but still want to have sex, should go fuck themselves.
02:26 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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If Republicans boycott New York, where will they get their salsa?
02:25 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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I'm old enough to remember when Republican politicians could denounce Nazis without alienating their base.
07:56 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Donald Trump is the Michelangelo of failure.
12:16 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Republicans: "Voter fraud!"

Also Republicans: Voted for a fraud.
11:57 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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That face you make when you realize the broke-ass client who smells like fart is going to stiff you.
11:56 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Grifters gonna grift, grift, grift, grift, grift.
11:55 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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I. DON'T. DO. BROKE.
06:59 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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DADDY ARE WE POOR
06:40 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump asks Taylor Swift to loan him $364 million.
05:46 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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SHOWN: Noah prepares for MAGA tears after $364 million fine against Donald Trump.
05:29 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Dear Donald Trump,

$364 million?!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Warmest regards,
Me

P.S. Ha ha ha fuck you.
05:00 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Ashli Babbitt was a patriot's idea of a traitor and a traitor's idea of a patriot.
02:09 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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ABC News: Hunter Biden accuser lied.

CBS News: Hunter Biden accuser lied.

MSNBC: Hunter Biden accuser lied.

CNN: Hunter Biden accuser lied.

Fox News: Hunter Biden nude on a water slide.
10:10 AM - Feb 16, 2024
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SHOCKER: A lying liar hired by the party of lying liars to lie about Hunter Biden fucking lied.
09:07 AM - Feb 16, 2024
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