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a haiku for Kristi Noem

you are an asshole
asshole asshole asshole ass
hole asshole asshole
02:14 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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"I'll see your pooping on Kristi Noem's porch and raise you peeing on Kristi Noem's air conditioner."
12:34 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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SHOCKER: Best friends Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were best friends.
10:25 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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Defending a puppy killer is peak Republican.
07:13 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Kristi Noem is a bitch who kills her puppies.
12:43 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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When you hear that a politician was stabbed by his own child to stop him from allegedly raping another one of his children, do you even have to be told it was a Republican?
09:14 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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"Very powerful presidential immunity is imperative or you practically won’t have a country anymore." - Donald Trump, the only president in 248 years who has needed it
08:20 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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SHOWN: The top 6 reasons why you can't trust the Supreme Court.
11:58 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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Normalize indicting Republicans.
10:53 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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For Republicans, life begins at conception, but not giving a shit begins at birth.
08:20 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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Republicans want to give teachers less money, more students, fewer books, fewer resources, more parents in the classroom, more standardized tests, more scrutiny, more pressure, and a gun.
10:40 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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PHOTO: Elderly dementia patient gives Japanese tourist key to Jack Fucking Shit.
09:38 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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Republicans: "Joe Biden is too old."

Also Republicans:
06:18 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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Donald Trump: "Are you better off than you were four years ago?"

Donald Trump, four years ago: "Try drinking bleach."
10:10 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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Even by Republican standards, Kari Lake is a loser.
09:33 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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"Junior drank three gallons of lead paint? Don't worry, Bobby, I'm sure he'll be fine."
06:24 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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If you don't think Donald Trump will end up in prison, remember, nobody thought he would end up in the White House either.
03:38 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Confederate flags have only one use but toilet paper flushes better.
10:41 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Lauren Boebert is one part Sarah Palin, one part rabid sewer rat, one part Bass Pro Shop camouflage vest mannequin, and one part stump.
07:13 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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"[Aid to Ukraine] wouldn't have passed without Donald Trump." - Lindsey Graham, somehow speaking while simultaneously kissing Trump's ass and gargling his balls
05:05 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Matt Gaetz is terrible at blackjack because he always hits on 16.
05:04 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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BREAKING; The Biden White House has unveiled the official presidential portrait of Donald Trump.
05:04 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Republicans are furious that flags other than the American flag are being waved inside the Capitol. (Oops, wrong photo.)
07:19 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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PHOTO: Lauren Boebert prepares to lobby for replacing Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House.
06:46 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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BREAKING: Cybertrucks are being recalled because the CEO of Tesla is a fucking moron.
10:15 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Vladimir Putin: "I moved on Tucker Carlson like a bitch. When you're a tyrannical dictator, he'll let you do it. He'll let you do anything."
09:55 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Donald Trump's lawyers are complaining that the "jury of peers" model won't result in a fair trial for their client because they will never find twelve people in NYC who are as irredeemably corrupt as this garbage bag full of pig shit.
08:37 PM - Apr 18, 2024
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BREAKING: Fox News destroys their reputation by telling the truth.
10:09 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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With Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene getting all the attention, it is important to remember that Ted Cruz is an asshole too.
10:07 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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The way Donald Trump has been falling asleep in court you'd think he was in the Oval Office during a pandemic.
12:34 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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