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At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a mental condition named after him than a presidential library.
07:55 PM - May 11, 2024
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In the end, Melania Trump is just another contractor her husband isn't going to pay.
01:43 PM - May 08, 2024
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DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS WHO LOOK LIKE IVANKA?
09:28 PM - May 07, 2024
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It's too late to fire Clarence Thomas. It's not too late to fire Judge Cannon.
08:26 PM - May 07, 2024
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DADDY, DID YOU REALLY TELL STORMY DANIELS SHE LOOKED LIKE ME BEFORE YOU FUCKED HER?
05:00 PM - May 07, 2024
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Donald Trump is a small-dicked premature ejaculator who fantasizes about his daughter. In other words, the leader of the Republican Party.
02:27 PM - May 07, 2024
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Kennedy supporters prove that not every idiot is a Trump supporter.
06:43 PM - May 06, 2024
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In Donald Trump's case, I wish gag orders were more literal.
11:20 AM - May 06, 2024
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Next week on the Kristi Noem Show: "I didn't shoot Cricket! Kim Jong Un did!"
08:21 PM - May 05, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is too unstable for the Republican Party, which is like being too tall to play basketball, too wet to be a fish, or too dumb to wear a MAGA hat.
05:49 PM - May 05, 2024
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PHOTO: Racist partying like it's 1959.
02:38 PM - May 04, 2024
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When your dick isn't big enough to tattoo all five letters in TRUMP.
08:25 AM - May 04, 2024
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Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene, please stop trying to outdo each other. It's a tie. You're both the scum of the earth.
01:59 PM - May 02, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is accusing the media of intentionally making her look bad by pointing cameras at her while she says and does stuff.
11:00 AM - May 02, 2024
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Until you admit this was an insurrection, shut the fuck up about protests.
05:57 PM - May 01, 2024
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MUSHROOM DICK/PUPPY KILLER 2024
01:54 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Now that the judge has told Donald Trump he doesn't have to be in court on the day of his son Barron’s graduation, the only thing preventing him from attending is his narcissistic refusal to acknowledge the accomplishments of anyone but himself.
01:11 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Kari Lake is the kind of loser that other losers look at and say, "Pack your bags and don't come back to Mar-a-Lago."
09:52 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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Whoever taught Ron DeSantis how to laugh must have taught Donald Trump how to drink.
11:39 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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SUPER FUN FACT: Later this evening, my dog Popcorn will take a short walk around the neighborhood before not being shot in the face.
05:54 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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NOT A SHOCKER: Eric Trump is too stupid to buy skin lotion.
04:01 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Even if I live to be as old as Mitch McConnell, I will never stop hating Mitch McConnell.
12:34 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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"I'll see your pooping on Kristi Noem's porch and raise you peeing on Kristi Noem's air conditioner."
12:34 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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SHOCKER: Best friends Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were best friends.
10:25 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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Kristi Noem is a bitch who kills her puppies.
12:43 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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When you hear that a politician was stabbed by his own child to stop him from allegedly raping another one of his children, do you even have to be told it was a Republican?
09:14 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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SHOWN: The top 6 reasons why you can't trust the Supreme Court.
11:58 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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PHOTO: Elderly dementia patient gives Japanese tourist key to Jack Fucking Shit.
09:38 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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Republicans: "Joe Biden is too old."

Also Republicans:
06:18 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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Even by Republican standards, Kari Lake is a loser.
09:33 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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