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At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a mental condition named after him than a presidential library.
07:55 PM - May 11, 2024
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Republicans in Missouri are blocking child marriage bans, weakening child labor laws, and preventing young victims of rape and incest from having abortions.

The only way for a child to stay safe in Missouri is to never be born.
10:13 AM - May 10, 2024
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If Joe Biden wins again, not only does Donald Trump lose the election, he also loses the ability to delay or prevent trials for his many criminal acts. As a result, he will spend the rest of his life in courtrooms and/or prison cells.

So, needless to say, Biden/Harris 2024.
01:55 PM - May 09, 2024
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2024 so far:
Donald Trump is a traitor.
Donald Trump is a liar.
Donald Trump is a criminal.
Donald Trump is a racist.
Donald Trump is a rapist.
Donald Trump is a con man.
Donald Trump is an adulterer.
Donald Trump is a loser.
Republicans don't care.
11:25 AM - May 09, 2024
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In the end, Melania Trump is just another contractor her husband isn't going to pay.
01:43 PM - May 08, 2024
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DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS WHO LOOK LIKE IVANKA?
09:28 PM - May 07, 2024
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It's too late to fire Clarence Thomas. It's not too late to fire Judge Cannon.
08:26 PM - May 07, 2024
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DADDY, DID YOU REALLY TELL STORMY DANIELS SHE LOOKED LIKE ME BEFORE YOU FUCKED HER?
05:00 PM - May 07, 2024
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Donald Trump is a small-dicked premature ejaculator who fantasizes about his daughter. In other words, the leader of the Republican Party.
02:27 PM - May 07, 2024
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Donald Trump's accountants are preparing for his likely imprisonment by converting most of his remaining wealth to cigarettes and ramen noodles.
10:21 PM - May 06, 2024
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Kennedy supporters prove that not every idiot is a Trump supporter.
06:43 PM - May 06, 2024
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FACT: The only way to shut him up is to LOCK HIM UP.
02:44 PM - May 06, 2024
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In Donald Trump's case, I wish gag orders were more literal.
11:20 AM - May 06, 2024
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Next week on the Kristi Noem Show: "I didn't shoot Cricket! Kim Jong Un did!"
08:21 PM - May 05, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is too unstable for the Republican Party, which is like being too tall to play basketball, too wet to be a fish, or too dumb to wear a MAGA hat.
05:49 PM - May 05, 2024
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Whenever I need cheering up, I remind myself that Rush Limbaugh is dead.
12:23 PM - May 05, 2024
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A complete list of people Donald Trump would kill or send others to kill to stay out of prison:

you

everyone you know

everyone you don't know
05:41 PM - May 04, 2024
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PHOTO: Racist partying like it's 1959.
02:38 PM - May 04, 2024
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When your dick isn't big enough to tattoo all five letters in TRUMP.
08:25 AM - May 04, 2024
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Conservatives who quote George Carlin are hilariously oblivious to how much he would hate them.
10:53 AM - May 03, 2024
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Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene, please stop trying to outdo each other. It's a tie. You're both the scum of the earth.
01:59 PM - May 02, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is accusing the media of intentionally making her look bad by pointing cameras at her while she says and does stuff.
11:00 AM - May 02, 2024
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Until you admit this was an insurrection, shut the fuck up about protests.
05:57 PM - May 01, 2024
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MUSHROOM DICK/PUPPY KILLER 2024
01:54 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Now that the judge has told Donald Trump he doesn't have to be in court on the day of his son Barron’s graduation, the only thing preventing him from attending is his narcissistic refusal to acknowledge the accomplishments of anyone but himself.
01:11 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Kari Lake is the kind of loser that other losers look at and say, "Pack your bags and don't come back to Mar-a-Lago."
09:52 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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Dear lie-spewing, woman-hating, Trump-loving, dog-shooting, Bible-thumping, science-denying, birth-forcing, democracy-destroying, mouth-breathing racist Republican assholes,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
Me

P.S. Eat shit.
08:17 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Whoever taught Ron DeSantis how to laugh must have taught Donald Trump how to drink.
11:39 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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SUPER FUN FACT: Later this evening, my dog Popcorn will take a short walk around the neighborhood before not being shot in the face.
05:54 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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During his presidency, Donald Trump did not attend a single White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Just because you are a joke does not mean you can take one.
04:53 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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