At one point I had a mostly tweed outfit I wore occasionally to work. People never quite knew how to react. I got a reputation as "the misplaced english professor."
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'BIG AL' McKinley @AJOHMS1956Wearing too much tweed.11:17 PM - Dec 10, 2023
That's a blockable offense right there.
11:29 PM - Dec 10, 2023
If you were going to block me, what would it be for?
(stealing from Kyle out of sheer curiosity. Also some anxiety, but mostly curiosity)
(stealing from Kyle out of sheer curiosity. Also some anxiety, but mostly curiosity)
11:18 PM - Dec 10, 2023
one day the failings will bubble to the surface. Who will take us then?
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10:48 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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I'm beginning to think it's misguided to think the rain will ease up before I need to walk into work.
10:45 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Ayyy, samesies!
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dani @danismashingitYou’re dead inside.08:07 PM - Dec 10, 2023
08:10 PM - Dec 10, 2023
In response Null (ze/zer) to their Spout
The older I get, the more often I'm happy to pay the ADHD tax on "convenience" items in lieu of letting something go to waste because I forgot it was there and/or didn't have to spoons to do a lot of prep work.
06:50 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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4 strong women, 2 of which are actually dogs.
And oodles of conflict across the board.
And oodles of conflict across the board.
06:52 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Further cheating my sleep for pizza because modern problems don't need modern solutions so much as delicious excuses.
05:42 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Get in my face hole!!
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Alberto Pastor @albertopastor"They are made with phyllo or spring rolls, sweet Middle Eastern cheese like akawi, along with herbs, rolled, and then baked until crispy, golden, and delicious! These cheese rolls are called Rakakat bi Jebneh in Arabic."
🫓🧀🌿🧅🧂🍲 #Rakakat #Recipes #SpoutibleCooks #Lebanese #Crispy #Food04:52 PM - Dec 10, 2023
05:37 PM - Dec 10, 2023
The somewhat serious answer: very likely! As much as Internet Culture tries to claim credit for memes, we have historical proof that the concept has been alive and well going all the way back to ancient times.
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Barbara Edelman @barbaraedelman
05:38 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Ope. Meds. Missed a dose yesterday. Time to get them now before I forget and the cycle begins anew.
04:58 PM - Dec 10, 2023
YES! You could end up with fines for borrowing the thing too long, or just bite the bullet, buy a copy, and never face stupid fines. ADHD tax in action.
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Susan Buzzell @sbuzz59Also, late fees and overdue book fines.04:53 PM - Dec 10, 2023
04:55 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Oh, for context: the concept of the ADHD tax is that by having ADHD you will inevitably end up in a situation that costs you extra money because your mind casually sabotages you. You can pay it by never using something you bought or pay it by spending extra on something you WILL use. Choose wisely.
04:51 PM - Dec 10, 2023
I've gotten into paying the ADHD tax on this. Walmart sells bags of pre-sliced chicken tenderloin. It's not strictly speaking the most delicious chicken I've ever had, but it's legit chicken breast and just needs to be thawed.
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Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 @mcgarrygirl78I gotta go chop up this chicken so I can make my casserole tonight. That's the most strenuous part. In the original recipe they just want you to plop the chicken in there but cutting it makes it cook better and also it serves better in the rice to chicken ratio.04:46 PM - Dec 10, 2023
04:47 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Didn't even set my phone down.
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Null (ze/zer) @mxmnullAight let's try this one more time. I'm going to close my eyes and see if sleep comes to me.04:36 PM - Dec 10, 2023
...see y'all in 20 minutes. 😵💫
04:44 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Anyone else think it's just precious that a lady that harassed a friend of mine posts about people being "whiny and contrary"?
It'd be like if Fido could speak English and complained that poop is disgusting while in the midst of eating some.
It'd be like if Fido could speak English and complained that poop is disgusting while in the midst of eating some.
04:44 PM - Dec 10, 2023
BINGO! We should always hold those in power under scrutiny, even if we respect them and plan to continue supporting them!
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Jay Carpenter🎸🎶 @JayCarp@Canyonsfan I get it now!04:34 PM - Dec 10, 2023
This is a thoughtful thread and gives us a honest look into the posters thoughts of US Politics as they see them. It is not as some say anti Biden it just asks the question why has he not done more and questions if he ever will. WE ALL SHOULD BE ASKING THESE QUESTIONS.
04:38 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Aight let's try this one more time. I'm going to close my eyes and see if sleep comes to me.
...see y'all in 20 minutes. 😵💫
...see y'all in 20 minutes. 😵💫
04:36 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Null (ze/zer) @mxmnullThe algorithm is our stomachs all kinda communally growling.04:33 PM - Dec 10, 2023
04:34 PM - Dec 10, 2023
The algorithm is our stomachs all kinda communally growling.
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King Lavender-licous @BMWillzI thought there was no algorithm? 🍜04:32 PM - Dec 10, 2023![Timeline spouts:
Someone spouts "spam is spam"
Next person spouts interest in ramen noodles.]()
04:33 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Indeed. A lot of people I usually hold in high regard are letting me down today in a big way.
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Adam Deitsch @adamospherePeople are getting really angry over #Splashtags and it's getting to be a bit much.04:27 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Yeah no targeted harassment no matter who is right or wrong is going to get some of you guys beached. This is not a battle worth fighting.
04:19 PM - Dec 10, 2023
I might be in a haze of over the counter cold medicine but I’m just going to suggest that using a certain hashtag with someone’s full name and an insult might be construed as well…..not good.
04:19 PM - Dec 10, 2023
#CliffSchecterIsATool but what kind? Hammer? Screwdriver? Post hole digger?
(Not that I necessarily feel that targeted harassment is great, and that's what this hashtag absolutely is, but the joke felt too good to ignore)
(Not that I necessarily feel that targeted harassment is great, and that's what this hashtag absolutely is, but the joke felt too good to ignore)
04:15 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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In response to Larry With An I.
Most programming is functionally equal to magic for me. I have a limited grasp of it outside the barest understanding of coding logic. When the wizards in the tower say "listen, that's just not reasonable", I nod respectfully.
04:04 PM - Dec 10, 2023
