Future Easter GOP controversies:
April 20, 2025: National Look-Alike Day
April 5, 2026: National Deep Dish Pizza Day
March 28, 2027: Respect Your Cat Day
April 16, 2028: Wear Pajamas To Work Day
April 1, 2029: April Fools' Day
April 21, 2030: National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day
April 20, 2025: National Look-Alike Day
April 5, 2026: National Deep Dish Pizza Day
March 28, 2027: Respect Your Cat Day
April 16, 2028: Wear Pajamas To Work Day
April 1, 2029: April Fools' Day
April 21, 2030: National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day
11:08 AM - Mar 31, 2024
GOP Spin Cycle
*Trump says something reprehensible*
1. Trump was misquoted!
2. Ok, he said it but it was taken out of context
3. It said it in context but was clearly joking!
4. He meant what he said but Joe Biden has said worse
5. This is an attack by the media. Please donate
*Trump says something reprehensible*
1. Trump was misquoted!
2. Ok, he said it but it was taken out of context
3. It said it in context but was clearly joking!
4. He meant what he said but Joe Biden has said worse
5. This is an attack by the media. Please donate
05:36 PM - Mar 17, 2024
I haven't seen a single Democratic voter of color express concern about Joe Biden's age. Why do you all think that is?
06:44 PM - Feb 17, 2024
Congratulations to all the conservatives who will be joining VP Kamala Harris in rooting for the 49ers today!
11:00 AM - Feb 11, 2024
As a son of New Hampshire, I'm glad the state is finally losing its "First in the Nation" primary. It is the 8th least diverse, 4th richest, and 2nd oldest state. It has a mere 4 electoral votes. Previous primary winners include Pete Buttigieg ('20), Bernie Sanders ('16) and Hillary Clinton ('08)
06:53 PM - Jan 24, 2024
The thing that struck with me from the 2016 campaign is that Trump led from start to finish in the polls, the same thing that's happening now in 2024. Even if convicted by a jury of his peers, Donald Trump will be the GOP nominee. It will be up to each and every one of us to stop him in his tracks.
10:29 PM - Jan 15, 2024
I volunteered at the Nevada caucus in 2016. It was the most anti-democratic thing I've ever witnessed. People are excluded due to a myriad of reasons. Those who attend are publicly outed for their politics. Those who are indecisive are used as pawns by those trying to convert them to their side.
11:09 AM - Jan 15, 2024
Why all the Taylor Swift hate?
Simple. For years, Republican incels saw her as their blonde-haired, blue-eyed goddess. They finally were going to have a major celebrity on their side, a fellow Neo-Nazi like themselves. When Taylor came out as a staunch Democrat, they lost their collective minds.
Simple. For years, Republican incels saw her as their blonde-haired, blue-eyed goddess. They finally were going to have a major celebrity on their side, a fellow Neo-Nazi like themselves. When Taylor came out as a staunch Democrat, they lost their collective minds.
02:37 PM - Jan 14, 2024
GOP: We are the party of law and order!
Also, GOP: We see nothing wrong with a Republican president having immunity from all illegality including, but not limited to, corruption, bribery, foreign influence, theft, undue process, jailing reporters and political opponents, and political assassination
Also, GOP: We see nothing wrong with a Republican president having immunity from all illegality including, but not limited to, corruption, bribery, foreign influence, theft, undue process, jailing reporters and political opponents, and political assassination
04:43 PM - Jan 11, 2024
Me, after realizing I wrote a '23' and not a '24' on the first rent check of the year
10:51 AM - Jan 01, 2024
My 2023 Best Of list:
TV
-Sandman
-Good Omens
-The Last Of Us
-What We Do In The Shadows
-Our Flag Means Death
Movies
-Barbie
-Avatar 2
-Leave The World Behind
-Black Panther 2
-Across the Spiderverse 2
Music
-Taylor Swift
-Olivia Rodrigo
-Beyonce
-The Rolling Stones
-Kendrick Lamar
TV
-Sandman
-Good Omens
-The Last Of Us
-What We Do In The Shadows
-Our Flag Means Death
Movies
-Barbie
-Avatar 2
-Leave The World Behind
-Black Panther 2
-Across the Spiderverse 2
Music
-Taylor Swift
-Olivia Rodrigo
-Beyonce
-The Rolling Stones
-Kendrick Lamar
10:54 AM - Dec 31, 2023
As a former history teacher, I can verify that slavery was, in fact, the cause of the Civil War.
What wasn't the cause:
-Wokeness
-Hunter Biden
-Liberal universities
-Transgender drag shows
-LGBT literature
-The southern border
-Aid to Ukraine
-Barack Obama
Hope this helps, Nikki Haley.
What wasn't the cause:
-Wokeness
-Hunter Biden
-Liberal universities
-Transgender drag shows
-LGBT literature
-The southern border
-Aid to Ukraine
-Barack Obama
Hope this helps, Nikki Haley.
02:46 PM - Dec 28, 2023
Congratulations to everyone for surviving the 2023 War On Christmas!
09:18 PM - Dec 25, 2023
Congratulations to Democrats for having won the 2023 War On Christmas!
Despite Republican concerns, Democrats have once again fought off a month-long battle to save Jesus' birthday from wokeness, radical Marxist dance troupes, and anything else that keeps Stephen Miller up at night
Despite Republican concerns, Democrats have once again fought off a month-long battle to save Jesus' birthday from wokeness, radical Marxist dance troupes, and anything else that keeps Stephen Miller up at night
09:47 AM - Dec 23, 2023
"What is Joe Biden campaigning on?"
It's literally his campaign theme: finish the job.
-Student loan forgiveness
-Climate legislation
-Gun violence prevention
-Infrastructure
-Increased union and manufacturing jobs
-Funding for science and technology
-14 million jobs created and counting
It's literally his campaign theme: finish the job.
-Student loan forgiveness
-Climate legislation
-Gun violence prevention
-Infrastructure
-Increased union and manufacturing jobs
-Funding for science and technology
-14 million jobs created and counting
10:36 AM - Dec 21, 2023
If there was no Russian "collusion" then why are Donald Trump and Mark Meadows going to such great lengths to hide binders on the topic? If they are innocent as they claim, wouldn't they want the information from Crossfire Hurricane to be released to the public?
11:23 AM - Dec 16, 2023
What's happening to Katie Cox in Texas is a travesty but we knew something like this would inevitably occur. The intent of overturning Roe v. Wade was never to save the unborn but instead to punish women for making their own independent healthcare decisions.
Vote. The. GOP. Out. Of. Office. Now.
Vote. The. GOP. Out. Of. Office. Now.
02:46 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Me, realizing if I hadn't peaked at age 11 then I might have been able to one day sign a $700 million professional baseball contract
03:25 PM - Dec 09, 2023
And then Kevin said he went to Mar-a-Lago because Trump was depressed and not eating!
07:01 PM - Nov 28, 2023
5th-column Democrats
-Bernie Sanders
-Dean Phillips
-Nina Turner
-Briahna Gray Joy
-AOC
-Ilan Omar
-Rashida Tlaib
-Cornel West
-Cenk Uygur
-Jamal Bowman
-Chris Hayes
-Mehdi Hasan
-Chuck Todd
-Linda Sarsour
-Shaun King
-Susan Sarandon
-Tim Robbins
-John Cusack
-Mark Ruffalo
-Michael Moore
-Bernie Sanders
-Dean Phillips
-Nina Turner
-Briahna Gray Joy
-AOC
-Ilan Omar
-Rashida Tlaib
-Cornel West
-Cenk Uygur
-Jamal Bowman
-Chris Hayes
-Mehdi Hasan
-Chuck Todd
-Linda Sarsour
-Shaun King
-Susan Sarandon
-Tim Robbins
-John Cusack
-Mark Ruffalo
-Michael Moore
01:06 PM - Nov 26, 2023
Welcome to the campus-wide Palestine protest! To gain entry, please define the following terms:
1. Sykes-Picot Agreement
2. Balfour Declaration
3. Camp David Accords
4. Zionism
5. The Arab-Israeli War
1. Sykes-Picot Agreement
2. Balfour Declaration
3. Camp David Accords
4. Zionism
5. The Arab-Israeli War
03:33 PM - Nov 18, 2023
Weird how "transgender terrorists coming from the border with pro-LGBT books being used to jack up the cost of eggs" hasn't been voters' #1 chief concern like conservative media told us it would be
10:04 PM - Nov 07, 2023
"And then he admitted to inflating the values which proved the prosecution's entire case"
06:39 PM - Nov 06, 2023
What the recent protests have shown us is just how dangerous social media is. From TikTok to X, there is a disproportionate number of foreign adversaries that have manipulated the conversation to try and convince young college students that there is a clear right and wrong with a very complex issue.
10:40 AM - Nov 05, 2023
I'm getting really tired of SNL and the "Biden is old" jokes. It's not funny. It's ageist. It's nowhere near accurate.
The point of humor is to poke good-natured fun at people. But this type of mockery is not only insulting but it is offensive.
Do better, SNL. For all of our sake.
The point of humor is to poke good-natured fun at people. But this type of mockery is not only insulting but it is offensive.
Do better, SNL. For all of our sake.
12:30 PM - Oct 29, 2023
Updated list of Trump coffee boys/girls that somehow happened to be charged/plead guilty to crimes:
Sidney Powell
Kenneth Chesebro
Rudolph Giuliani
George Papadopoulos
Steve Bannon
Tom Barrack
Elliott Broidy
Michael Cohen
Paul Manafort
George Nader
Roger Stone
Allen Weisselberg
Sidney Powell
Kenneth Chesebro
Rudolph Giuliani
George Papadopoulos
Steve Bannon
Tom Barrack
Elliott Broidy
Michael Cohen
Paul Manafort
George Nader
Roger Stone
Allen Weisselberg
01:10 PM - Oct 22, 2023
