Internet find.
Unsurprisingly Elon's Chinese subsidiary seems to be suffering from sight production quality issues... #cybertruck
Unsurprisingly Elon's Chinese subsidiary seems to be suffering from sight production quality issues... #cybertruck
04:40 AM - Apr 26, 2024
What happens if your commander has played too much Age of Empires 2... #russianarmy
02:39 PM - Apr 25, 2024
With my brother and sister in law down with the flu, I had two famished kids descend on me after school. I think uncle P. delivered 🙂 #kidsmeals #lunchtime
07:47 AM - Apr 23, 2024
Sunday, culinary funday:
Rack of Irish lamb marinated in seasonal herbs on parmigiano polenta with a side of black lentil and tomato salad. #foodie
Rack of Irish lamb marinated in seasonal herbs on parmigiano polenta with a side of black lentil and tomato salad. #foodie
09:43 AM - Apr 21, 2024
Do not confuse!
Left: #magaimbecile from Georgia in the service of Moscow.
Right: Georgian hero fighting for freedom from Moscow. #GeorgiaIsEurope
Left: #magaimbecile from Georgia in the service of Moscow.
Right: Georgian hero fighting for freedom from Moscow. #GeorgiaIsEurope
03:54 PM - Apr 19, 2024
I was just watching a documentary about geese on YouTube and it struck me that the narration would be a perfect fit for the Russian TU22M bomber falling out of the sky 😁
So I did a thing. #schadenfreude #russiaiscollapsing
So I did a thing. #schadenfreude #russiaiscollapsing
01:15 PM - Apr 19, 2024
So, apparently #Russia has managed to lose a TU22M strategic bomber. That fact alone put my schadenfreude into overdrive, but then I found this clip some anonymous genius made: Sound on! #russiaiscollapsing
10:01 AM - Apr 19, 2024
When you look out the window and April feels like November, all you can do is put spring on the menu.
Main course: Salmon, baked rosemary potatoes, fried green asparagus.
Desert: Pancakes, fresh strawberries, maple sirup. #foodpassion #springishere
Main course: Salmon, baked rosemary potatoes, fried green asparagus.
Desert: Pancakes, fresh strawberries, maple sirup. #foodpassion #springishere
08:40 AM - Apr 19, 2024
This is Mike. Mike invested all his savings into #DJTstock . Now he has lost 54% of his money.
Don't be like Mike, be smart, don't invest with the orange grifter. #magaimbeciles
Don't be like Mike, be smart, don't invest with the orange grifter. #magaimbeciles
03:38 AM - Apr 18, 2024
Fox News has written the truth 😱 (well, sort of)
The end is neigh, the rapture is upon us! People, repent! #mtg
The end is neigh, the rapture is upon us! People, repent! #mtg
06:37 PM - Apr 17, 2024
Ah yes, the orange fatso and his plastic mail order bride: style icons in Paris¹, Berlin², Milan³, London⁴ and New York*!
¹ TX
² NE
³ NM
⁴ KY
* MO #trump
¹ TX
² NE
³ NM
⁴ KY
* MO #trump
07:44 AM - Apr 17, 2024
What Spotify served up on my way to work today. #kraftwerk #spoutiblemusic
03:53 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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SONNY CORLEONE: What is this? A rotten MyPillow?
CLEMENZA: It is an old Sicilian greeting. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the lawyers
CLEMENZA: It is an old Sicilian greeting. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the lawyers
02:42 AM - Apr 16, 2024
02:43 AM - Apr 16, 2024
The first image that popped into my head when I read that the New York #Jets were rebranding. #aaronrodgers
01:46 AM - Apr 16, 2024
Whomst among us has not fallen asleep during a witch hunt trial where an entire political party and all the power behind us is conspiring to put us behind bars when we are 100% innocent of all charges? Whomst?
03:47 PM - Apr 15, 2024
In order to prepare for conflict with Isreal the Iranian Revolutionary Guard has developed an Islamic answer to Krav Maga.
Thus far the results seem to be a bit of a mixed bag.
Thus far the results seem to be a bit of a mixed bag.
02:12 PM - Apr 15, 2024
As per press reports New York DA wants the judge to find #Trump in contempt of court.
With a bit of luck we might see Trump in jail sooner than I would have hoped.
https://www.mediaite.com/n...
With a bit of luck we might see Trump in jail sooner than I would have hoped.
https://www.mediaite.com/n...
12:11 PM - Apr 15, 2024
The orange shyster looked tired and confused as he spoke before entering the court house in NYC. He is scared shitless and I'm loving every second of it! #trumptrials #trump
09:48 AM - Apr 15, 2024
Happy Trump Criminal Trail Day to those of you who are celebrating.
I definitely have my popcorn ready! #trump
I definitely have my popcorn ready! #trump
08:55 AM - Apr 15, 2024
Looks like Elmo's monstrosity has found another way to destroy everything in its wake.
Where's Ralph Nader when you need him?
https://carbuzz.com/tesla-... #cybertruck
Where's Ralph Nader when you need him?
https://carbuzz.com/tesla-... #cybertruck
06:45 AM - Apr 15, 2024
Make measles great again!
And the cultist dipshits cheer. I wonder how many of those mouth breathers will go bankrupt because they don't have health insurance and little Cleatus had to be hospitalized for an easily preventible disease.
You seriously can't make this shit up. #magaimbeciles #trump
And the cultist dipshits cheer. I wonder how many of those mouth breathers will go bankrupt because they don't have health insurance and little Cleatus had to be hospitalized for an easily preventible disease.
You seriously can't make this shit up. #magaimbeciles #trump
11:10 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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08:45 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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How to be a decent person
A comprehensive guide:
1. Always say or do the exact opposite of what Jackson #Hinkle says or does.
Fin
https://www.nytimes.com/20...
A comprehensive guide:
1. Always say or do the exact opposite of what Jackson #Hinkle says or does.
Fin
https://www.nytimes.com/20...
06:25 AM - Apr 14, 2024
I have just made friends with an Irish Setter named Basil. When I told him: "What ever you do, don't mention the war", I received an accusatory look from his big doggy eyes. Apparently, here in Berlin even the dogs are (pop)culturally savy. #fawltytowers
06:05 PM - Apr 12, 2024
That's what I call a good start to the weekend!
Sous vide cooked chuck steak, potato and parsley purée, assorted vegetables and home made horseradish sauce.
Accompanied by a glas of fine Portuguese cuvée of Touriga National, Cabaret Sauvignon and Syrah. #cookingfromscratch #foodiefriday
Sous vide cooked chuck steak, potato and parsley purée, assorted vegetables and home made horseradish sauce.
Accompanied by a glas of fine Portuguese cuvée of Touriga National, Cabaret Sauvignon and Syrah. #cookingfromscratch #foodiefriday
10:15 AM - Apr 12, 2024
