Piotr Tomaszewski
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Sunday, culinary funday:
Rack of Irish lamb marinated in seasonal herbs on parmigiano polenta with a side of black lentil and tomato salad. #foodie
09:43 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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Do not confuse!
Left: #magaimbecile from Georgia in the service of Moscow.
Right: Georgian hero fighting for freedom from Moscow. #GeorgiaIsEurope
03:54 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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I was just watching a documentary about geese on YouTube and it struck me that the narration would be a perfect fit for the Russian TU22M bomber falling out of the sky 馃榿
So I did a thing. #schadenfreude #russiaiscollapsing
01:15 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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So, apparently #Russia has managed to lose a TU22M strategic bomber. That fact alone put my schadenfreude into overdrive, but then I found this clip some anonymous genius made: Sound on! #russiaiscollapsing
10:01 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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When you look out the window and April feels like November, all you can do is put spring on the menu.
Main course: Salmon, baked rosemary potatoes, fried green asparagus.
Desert: Pancakes, fresh strawberries, maple sirup. #foodpassion #springishere
08:40 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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This is Mike. Mike invested all his savings into #DJTstock . Now he has lost 54% of his money.
Don't be like Mike, be smart, don't invest with the orange grifter. #magaimbeciles
03:38 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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Fox News has written the truth 馃槺 (well, sort of)
The end is neigh, the rapture is upon us! People, repent! #mtg
06:37 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Ah yes, the orange fatso and his plastic mail order bride: style icons in Paris鹿, Berlin虏, Milan鲁, London鈦 and New York*!

鹿 TX
虏 NE
鲁 NM
鈦 KY
* MO #trump
07:44 AM - Apr 17, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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What Spotify served up on my way to work today. #kraftwerk #spoutiblemusic
03:53 AM - Apr 16, 2024 (Edited)
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Tomi T Ahonen Apprentice Fart Inspector
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SONNY CORLEONE: What is this? A rotten MyPillow?

CLEMENZA: It is an old Sicilian greeting. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the lawyers
02:42 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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How #Trump is trying to secure his $ 175 million bond...

https://www.cnn.com/2024/0...
02:43 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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The first image that popped into my head when I read that the New York #Jets were rebranding. #aaronrodgers
01:46 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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Governor McCheese
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Whomst among us has not fallen asleep during a witch hunt trial where an entire political party and all the power behind us is conspiring to put us behind bars when we are 100% innocent of all charges? Whomst?
03:47 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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When your dealer has sold you shoddy drugs again. #musk
02:26 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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In order to prepare for conflict with Isreal the Iranian Revolutionary Guard has developed an Islamic answer to Krav Maga.
Thus far the results seem to be a bit of a mixed bag.
02:12 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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As per press reports New York DA wants the judge to find #Trump in contempt of court.
With a bit of luck we might see Trump in jail sooner than I would have hoped.
https://www.mediaite.com/n...
12:11 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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The orange shyster looked tired and confused as he spoke before entering the court house in NYC. He is scared shitless and I'm loving every second of it! #trumptrials #trump
09:48 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Happy Trump Criminal Trail Day to those of you who are celebrating.
I definitely have my popcorn ready! #trump
08:55 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Looks like Elmo's monstrosity has found another way to destroy everything in its wake.
Where's Ralph Nader when you need him?
https://carbuzz.com/tesla-... #cybertruck
06:45 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Marjory Taylor Greene had an unusual moment of mental clarity today when she spoke out in support of #Israel . Alas, it was but a brief instant. It is oddly comforting that you can count on Sasquatch Girl being an absolute twat. 馃し鈥嶁檪锔 #mtg #mtgreene #Ukraine
02:07 PM - Apr 14, 2024 (Edited)
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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Make measles great again!
And the cultist dipshits cheer. I wonder how many of those mouth breathers will go bankrupt because they don't have health insurance and little Cleatus had to be hospitalized for an easily preventible disease.
You seriously can't make this shit up. #magaimbeciles #trump
11:10 AM - Apr 14, 2024 (Edited)
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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Occasionally, the hell hole formally known as Twitter does deliver a gem.
I would absolutely love for MTV to shoot a real life episode of Celebrity Death Match with those two muppets. #mtg #hinkle
09:42 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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Internet find.
Scarifingly accurate. #trump #putin #xi #gop
08:45 AM - Apr 14, 2024 (Edited)
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Ordinary Magic
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Happy Trial Eve to all who celebrate.
06:10 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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How to be a decent person
A comprehensive guide:
1. Always say or do the exact opposite of what Jackson #Hinkle says or does.
Fin
https://www.nytimes.com/20...
06:25 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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I have just made friends with an Irish Setter named Basil. When I told him: "What ever you do, don't mention the war", I received an accusatory look from his big doggy eyes. Apparently, here in Berlin even the dogs are (pop)culturally savy. #fawltytowers
06:05 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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That's what I call a good start to the weekend!
Sous vide cooked chuck steak, potato and parsley pur茅e, assorted vegetables and home made horseradish sauce.
Accompanied by a glas of fine Portuguese cuv茅e of Touriga National, Cabaret Sauvignon and Syrah. #cookingfromscratch #foodiefriday
10:15 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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Piotr Tomaszewski
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It's orange, it's ugly, it doesn't go with anything, but putting it in prison might save your country. #trump #lockhimupnow
11:28 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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That's the quality we have come to expect from Elon #Musk 's products. At least the #cybertruck didn't kill it's occupants and didn't catch on fire, so that's already an improvement.
03:08 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Who could have thought that investing in the company of a guy who managed to bankrupt a casino would turn out to be a bad decision 馃し鈥嶁檪锔 #trump
09:29 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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