D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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What I want to do is this. I just want to find, uh, 11,780 followers, which is a helluva lot more than I have.
11:05 PM - Feb 16, 2023 (Edited)
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.
11:24 PM - May 30, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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thread 1/31
Choose:

A - If you decide that now is the time to use your knockout-gas gun

B - If you decide that this is too dangerous to try

A

B

1 vote — 07:46 AM - May 29, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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02:58 PM - May 28, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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Ladies, if you think your man is cheating with someone...

Take him to her front door and see if his Wi-Fi connects!
08:15 AM - May 28, 2023 (Edited)
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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03:45 PM - May 27, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
My dog sighs a lot for somebody that doesn't contribute to this house or know what a government is
09:27 PM - Feb 24, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple "calm down" in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot upset.
09:56 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
You know you're old anytime you're entering your DOB with a smartphone, you get to the year, and you have to spin that bitch like you're on Wheel of Fortune
07:41 PM - Mar 12, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
09:13 AM - Apr 02, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “one-hit wonder” came up with any other phrases.
05:36 PM - Mar 11, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
The airport is a lawless place. Seven a.m.? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17
05:41 PM - Mar 11, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
10:50 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
That’s one small Spout for a man, a giant Spout for mankind.
#SpoutifyAQuote
09:52 PM - May 26, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
05:57 PM - May 26, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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11:00 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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No matter how big and bad you are, when a two-year-old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
11:46 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road without anyone questioning their motives.
01:50 AM - Mar 02, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
My wife is upset because the woman that lives next door sunbathes nude.

I'm still on the fence.
09:21 PM - May 15, 2023 (Edited)
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
thread 1/31
It is a Tuesday afternoon in late June. You are on your way down to your lab in your parents basement when the phone rings. You dash into the lab and pick it up.
"I need, I need..." says a weak voice. You hear a loud click, and the phone goes dead.
12:00 AM - May 15, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
Do all sex offenders get free airtime on CNN or just ones who tried overthrowing the American government?
01:22 AM - May 12, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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I have found a home here.
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
It's kind of sad to me people come here & see some kind of hollow wasteland with no algorithm to tell them what to think & do. I see Spoutible, after only 3 months, as a vibrant community with diverse people & ideas, tons of interaction, but way less trolls & bigotry than Twitter.
01:10 PM - May 11, 2023
12:04 AM - May 12, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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What doesn’t kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humour.
08:12 PM - Mar 11, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
10:47 PM - May 02, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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thread 1/2
How much of the $5 Million will come from donors?

$5 Million

$5 Million

$5 Million

$5 Million

33 votes — 11:11 PM - May 09, 2023
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Christopher Bouzy
@cbouzy
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Spouting unblurred graphic photos of mass-shooting victims will result in a temporary suspension. Please stop.
12:12 PM - May 07, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
01:00 PM - Mar 28, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies to relax us before we try to sleep.
10:54 PM - Feb 27, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
The serving size for pizza is "until you hate yourself"
10:09 PM - Mar 10, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
Normal 14%
08:28 AM - May 04, 2023
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D Greene
@pdwaynegreene
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08:50 AM - Mar 21, 2023
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