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What I want to do is this. I just want to find, uh, 11,780 followers, which is a helluva lot more than I have.
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I'll take 'Too Dangerous to be President' for $1000, Alex.
10:54 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Dads know everything.

If they don't know, they make stuff up really fast.
11:34 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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I don't have a train of thought. I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.
12:42 AM - Apr 11, 2024
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10:49 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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Posed nude for an art class today.

They didn't ask me to. I think they were making ceramic bowls.
09:51 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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Ok, it's time for a reality check.
*checks reality*
Holy crap. Would not recommend.
09:33 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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If the Rapture really does take place during the Eclipse on Monday, come Tuesday, we should see things begin to improve.
11:45 PM - Apr 07, 2024
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I haven't even gone to sleep yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.
11:39 PM - Apr 07, 2024
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Happiness as an adult is simply knowing that you don't have to wake up early for work the next day.
11:39 PM - Apr 07, 2024
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Now that Gen X is all old and falling apart, REM should remake Everybody Hurts for an Ibuprofen ad.
11:44 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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09:22 PM - Apr 02, 2024
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If you didn't hear it from the horses mouth, stop listening to the ass who told you!
07:23 PM - Apr 02, 2024
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My body is a temple.

Ancient, crumbling, cursed, and probably haunted.
06:09 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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Spoutible GIF-A-Thon

Share your favorite GIF.
12:01 AM - Mar 28, 2024 (Edited)
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Your time on Earth is limited. Don't try to "age with grace."  Age with mischief, audacity, and a good story to tell.
02:48 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: 'Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!' She was watching our wedding video again.
08:10 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm.

It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.
05:19 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion. - Rev. Benjamin Cremer
05:07 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math.

Happy Pi Day!
10:18 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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10:03 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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Marriage involves a lot more shouting "I'M IN THE BATHROOM" than I originally thought.
10:55 PM - Mar 13, 2024
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It's been 34 years with no further instructions from Technotronic.
Regretfully, I think it's time to deflate the jam.
09:32 PM - Mar 13, 2024 (Edited)
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DGeez @pdwaynegreene
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One of the best things that my wife and I have ever done is supporting our kids when they wanted to be involved with a local performing arts company. They have been in multiple shows and we have met so many wonderful, talented people. Our kids have grown and learned so much. #SupportLocalArts
06:32 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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Only in America can you find so many angry conservatives claiming to love their country, while hating almost everyone in it.
04:31 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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Do not rely on any institution to save us. We have to save ourselves.

VOTE!
08:50 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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This Spoutan is funny
DGeez @pdwaynegreene
What I want to do is this. I just want to find, uh, 11,780 followers, which is a helluva lot more than I have.
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