Last night:
Me: ok your father is very upset about Pee-wee Herman passing. Be nice to him. His Pee-wee was my Sinead O'Connor.
Spawn: ok. Who is Sinead O'Connor?
Me: **stares blankly in Gen X**
Me: ok your father is very upset about Pee-wee Herman passing. Be nice to him. His Pee-wee was my Sinead O'Connor.
Spawn: ok. Who is Sinead O'Connor?
Me: **stares blankly in Gen X**
11:34 AM - Aug 01, 2023
Sure, she is cute but she is weird. The only way to get Satine to cuddle up near you (she doesn't do upon) is to lay down a wide piece of wrap or packing paper or a plastic bag. Notice the second pic she is on the bed with a wide assortment of warm, fuzzy and fluffy blankets, but she is on paper
11:44 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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09:30 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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12:19 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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10:40 PM - Apr 24, 2024
Chris Murphy:
"As the final vote on Ukraine aid was wrapping, I grabbed the shoulder of Senator Lankford. Our failed attempt at border reform - which consumed our entire winter - ended up being the necessary predicate for a clean Ukraine bill.
'The universe works in mysterious ways, James.'"
"As the final vote on Ukraine aid was wrapping, I grabbed the shoulder of Senator Lankford. Our failed attempt at border reform - which consumed our entire winter - ended up being the necessary predicate for a clean Ukraine bill.
'The universe works in mysterious ways, James.'"
09:56 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Teacher is the mass shooter.
Teacher shoots a colleague or parent in an argument.
Teacher shoots a (probably Black) kid.
Student gets ahold of a teacher's gun.
Teacher tries to be the "good guy with a gun" and hits an innocent bystander by mistake.
It's just a question of which happens first.
Teacher shoots a colleague or parent in an argument.
Teacher shoots a (probably Black) kid.
Student gets ahold of a teacher's gun.
Teacher tries to be the "good guy with a gun" and hits an innocent bystander by mistake.
It's just a question of which happens first.
Dave TheGuyFromRhodeIsland @RI_DaveIf you're a parent of school age children in Tennessee, the only option is to move to another state.07:57 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Leaving your child in a school there is child abuse. You are putting your child's life in the hands of teachers with guns.
Nothing good can come from this.
08:13 PM - Apr 23, 2024
08:14 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Man, Dark Brandon is on such a massive roll Katz's Deli should name a sandwich after him, HEY-OOOOOOOH!
Seriously, this administration is absolutely killing it! Cannot wait to vote #BidenHarris2024 ! 🔥
Seriously, this administration is absolutely killing it! Cannot wait to vote #BidenHarris2024 ! 🔥
R o K p h i s h @RoKphish🤣🤣🤣06:49 PM - Apr 23, 2024
08:02 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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Zero sympathy, Zero f***$ to give to the GOP. They could have exiled the orange Taint during the Jan 6 impeachment. So they deserve ALL the stupid prizes coming their way.
Ellen Leigh @EllenLeigh3Nope. Let them all reap the chaotic harvest they have sown. They need to see this to the bitter end. And it will be bitter.02:36 PM - Apr 23, 2024
08:02 PM - Apr 23, 2024
How much you wanna bet "some teachers" means white males? Oh and lemme guess, next bill will give said white men some kind of "qualified immunity" when they "accidentally " kill minority students.
J.D. Cunegan @JDCuneganLet me get this straight:07:46 PM - Apr 23, 2024
We're not gonna pay teachers worth shit. And we're gonna insult them, denigrate them, subject them to harassment and violence and vitriol, and now we want them armed?!
Someone didn't think this through...
07:54 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Let me get this straight:
We're not gonna pay teachers worth shit. And we're gonna insult them, denigrate them, subject them to harassment and violence and vitriol, and now we want them armed?!
Someone didn't think this through...
We're not gonna pay teachers worth shit. And we're gonna insult them, denigrate them, subject them to harassment and violence and vitriol, and now we want them armed?!
Someone didn't think this through...
Gerald F @SecularProgressive01NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Protesters chanted “Blood on your hands” at Tennessee House Republicans on Tuesday after they passed a bill that would allow some teachers and staff to carry concealed handguns on public school grounds, and bar parents and other teachers from knowing who was armed.07:01 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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08:57 PM - Apr 22, 2024
Providing $7500 each to 50 homeless ppl resulted in savings of $8100 per person according to new unconditional cash grant experiment
https://basicincometoday.c...
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04:41 AM - Apr 22, 2024
It’s 2024. Zero reason for a $75k/year cop in a $65k cruiser with $12k in computer/commo gear to be writing $100 tickets. Take them out of the equation completely.
(My 2¢: put them on bikes or on foot so they can interact w/ the folks they’re serving/protecting)
(My 2¢: put them on bikes or on foot so they can interact w/ the folks they’re serving/protecting)
Robert Reich @rbreichPolice have killed over 600 people during traffic stops in the last 5 years.
It doesn’t have to be this way.
Armed police officers should be removed from low-level traffic enforcement immediately.03:05 PM - Feb 03, 2023
09:46 AM - Apr 14, 2024
Iran vs Israel
09:31 AM - Apr 14, 2024
🚨 While Trump blatantly lies about his abortion "position," Republicans are attacking reproductive rights in dozens of states.
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09:31 AM - Apr 14, 2024
This is great. He says it so plainly and clear. If it passes, I hope it contains language just the same. Therefore, a future conservative supreme court won't be able to twist an interpretation of its meaning.
Lil @LilLove this.
Senate Bill 3916
This is in addition to reintroducing the John R. Lewis Voting Advancement Act.10:10 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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11:57 AM - Apr 12, 2024
It's not only about insurance. Many women don't get #mammograms for reasons that range from a lack of transportation to having a hard time getting the time off of work. Not everyone can afford the lost wages, especially if they are facing food insecurity. We need to be more proactive for women.
11:13 AM - Apr 12, 2024
You can sue the maker of a toy water pistol for negligence, but not an assault weapon maker!
How is that? Because the gun lobby is shielded by PLCCA (Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act). #DyingForGunSafety
https://thedemlabs.org/202...
How is that? Because the gun lobby is shielded by PLCCA (Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act). #DyingForGunSafety
https://thedemlabs.org/202...
11:39 AM - Apr 12, 2024
In response to Allwftopic.
I've been saying for years that regulations on contraception & whether this or that entity is allowed to pay for it should be welded to erectile disfunction drugs. If you don't get contraception, you can't have ED drugs. If God wanted you to have an erection, he would've given you one.
06:37 PM - Apr 11, 2024
It's not a park, but the Brooklyn Botanic Garden is no slouch -- I believe they have more varieties, but fewer trees.
https://www.bbg.org/collec...
I love cherry blossom season, no matter where it is!
https://www.bbg.org/collec...
I love cherry blossom season, no matter where it is!
Heidi Hafeken @HeidiHafekenYou may think the biggest collection of Cherry Blossom Trees in the USA is in DC but you'd be wrong. That honor goes to Branch Brook Park in Newark, NJ.
When the Cherry Blossoms are in bloom, it really is a magical place. It's maintained by 4 full time employees and over 4,000 volunteers.03:49 PM - Apr 10, 2024
12:48 PM - Apr 11, 2024
MSM, if we could have a normal day, one with no mention of the sleazeball you adore, that would be great.
Lil @LilI'm so tired of important news like this getting buried by avalanches of stories about The Sick Fuck's latest drivel, which is always just more lies.
Meanwhile, President Biden and his team are strengthening alliances in a rapidly changing world.06:23 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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12:44 PM - Apr 11, 2024
Lots of people In the U.S. liking this. 💙
Please go a step further and contact your Senators to tell them you want Sen Ossoff's Right To Vote Act to advance, now, out of committee.
edit: the bill number is S. 3916
Please go a step further and contact your Senators to tell them you want Sen Ossoff's Right To Vote Act to advance, now, out of committee.
edit: the bill number is S. 3916
Lil @LilLove this.
Senate Bill 3916
This is in addition to reintroducing the John R. Lewis Voting Advancement Act.10:10 PM - Apr 10, 2024
12:44 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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{Rod Serling Voice}
Imagine, if you will, a former Republican House Speaker, ousted by his former Republican President, suddenly turning on a sitting Republican Congressman, accusing the Honorable Rapey McForehead of sex with a teen. This... can only happen to Qevin McMoron... at the Gaetz of Hell
Imagine, if you will, a former Republican House Speaker, ousted by his former Republican President, suddenly turning on a sitting Republican Congressman, accusing the Honorable Rapey McForehead of sex with a teen. This... can only happen to Qevin McMoron... at the Gaetz of Hell
12:51 PM - Apr 11, 2024
🚨 While Trump blatantly lies about his abortion "position," Republicans are attacking reproductive rights in dozens of states.
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08:41 AM - Apr 11, 2024