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Has anyone asked #Alabama republicans yet which bathroom their embryos are supposed to use?
09:38 AM - Feb 28, 2024
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After the Newsom-Desantis debate, I think I actually want more of these non-presidential, non-election debates with no audience . It becomes more about the ideas than the candidates or the showmanship.
12:06 PM - Dec 01, 2023
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Wasn’t able to place it before now, but Patrick McHenry is totally Smithers
06:04 PM - Oct 23, 2023
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This GOP speakership race feels like the banquet scene in Temple of Doom. It’s like, “oh thank god we don’t have to eat the monkey brains.” But I’m also scared about what they’re going to try and serve up to us next.
02:59 PM - Oct 20, 2023
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Obviously, everyone knows republicans prefer white meat
01:17 PM - Oct 15, 2023
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Uh oh. Someone didn’t do the reading…
02:44 PM - Oct 11, 2023
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12:34 AM - Aug 26, 2023
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I’m sure Trump lying about his weight so overtly on his self-report won’t come back to bite him at trial when he inevitably claims he never lied about anything. #TrumpWeight #TrumpLiesAboutEverything #LockHimUp
01:38 AM - Aug 25, 2023
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I would just like point out that #FaniWillis initials are FTW. That is all.
12:02 AM - Aug 15, 2023 (Edited)
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David Rosen
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How long till Elmo wakes up one day and decides on a whim to rebrand X into an unpronounceable symbol and we all just start calling it the app formally known as Twitter?
06:46 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Petition to officially rename tomorrow “Tacopina Tuesday”…
02:50 PM - Apr 03, 2023
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I have no idea what to write for my first spout
12:37 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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