Republican rules:
1. Accuse your enemy of your own crimes.
2. Never admit an error. Double down on it until the media cycle moves on.
3. If it hasn’t personally happened to you, it doesn’t really happen.
4. Once you have succeeded, change the rules to prevent others from doing the same.
1. Accuse your enemy of your own crimes.
2. Never admit an error. Double down on it until the media cycle moves on.
3. If it hasn’t personally happened to you, it doesn’t really happen.
4. Once you have succeeded, change the rules to prevent others from doing the same.
02:24 PM - Mar 14, 2023
Wife to puppy: I am NOT playing with you!
Puppy to wife: YES YOU ARE!
Puppy to wife: YES YOU ARE!
11:06 PM - Apr 23, 2024
I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: 'Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!' She was watching our wedding video again.
08:10 PM - Mar 23, 2024
32 teams in the NFL,
32 nations in NATO.
Coincidence? I think not.
32 nations in NATO.
Coincidence? I think not.
08:11 AM - Mar 11, 2024
I got some final 2023 metrics in this week.
A program I implemented last year cut our CO2 emissions by 266 metric tons. Equivalent to what 43,000 trees would pull from the air in a year.
And it’ll be even more next year.
I’ll admit it. I’m feeling pretty good about myself right now. 🙂
A program I implemented last year cut our CO2 emissions by 266 metric tons. Equivalent to what 43,000 trees would pull from the air in a year.
And it’ll be even more next year.
I’ll admit it. I’m feeling pretty good about myself right now. 🙂
10:51 PM - Mar 07, 2024
Tomorrow is Spoutible's one-year anniversary. The naysayers said we would never launch a platform, and when we did, they said we would close within two months. We are the Joe Biden of social media platforms; they keep underestimating us while we keep proving them wrong.
07:06 AM - Jan 31, 2024
Happy new year one and all.
May 2024 be all you dream it will.
May 2024 be all you dream it will.
01:00 AM - Jan 01, 2024
I may go through life unloved. I cannot control the feelings of others.
But I refuse to go through life unloving.
But I refuse to go through life unloving.
01:15 PM - Dec 31, 2023
Tell Keanu to come to Spoutible and then we can chat.
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Self employed @Jonny1This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.08:34 AM - Dec 29, 2023
08:37 AM - Dec 29, 2023
Wow! For my birthday I got my 200th follower!
For me, that's huge. I've never had that many on any social media site.
Thanks to you all for making my day already!
For me, that's huge. I've never had that many on any social media site.
Thanks to you all for making my day already!
08:34 AM - Dec 29, 2023
So, today I finish my 57th trip around the Sun.
It's amazing how the view keeps changing, even though I see the same things over and over.
Thanks to all my Spoutible friends! You are a quiet haven amidst the daily noise.
It's amazing how the view keeps changing, even though I see the same things over and over.
Thanks to all my Spoutible friends! You are a quiet haven amidst the daily noise.
08:22 AM - Dec 29, 2023
The impact this man and his brother had on American culture was enormous. If you ever wondered "How is that allowed on TV?", the answer is probably "Tom and Dick Smothers made them."
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Lisa Marie ☮️ and love @copacetic_vibeTom Smothers, Star of ‘Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour,' Dies at 86
👉 RIP and Sock it to me 😔01:45 PM - Dec 27, 2023
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Squish wishes you all a Merry Christmas and a happy #caturday . #blackcatsofspoutible
02:16 PM - Dec 23, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
https://youtu.be/tHxrcAf_z...
Celebrating the longest night of the year, creating and sharing joy and hope with all of you. Remember, there is always daylight even after the darkest night. May light guide you even in the darkest moments.
Celebrating the longest night of the year, creating and sharing joy and hope with all of you. Remember, there is always daylight even after the darkest night. May light guide you even in the darkest moments.
Happy winter solstice | Celebrating the longest night of the year, creating and sharing joy and hope - YouTube
Celebrating the longest night of the year, creating and sharing joy and hope with all of you. Remember, there is always daylight even after the darkest night...
12:12 AM - Dec 22, 2023
Why we tell you not wander & stay close to Mom at the store. We are busy and have alot on our minds. 😄😄😄
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Selena Maranjian @selena12312:03 PM - Dec 21, 2023![Picture]()
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2 Threaded Spouts
What do you get if you ask ChatGPT to write a tribute to Memphis beer?
Read on!
Memphis beer is a liquid ode to southern craftsmanship, blending tradition with innovation. From the smooth richness of stouts to the hoppy dance of pale ales, each sip is a symphony of flavors.
Read on!
Memphis beer is a liquid ode to southern craftsmanship, blending tradition with innovation. From the smooth richness of stouts to the hoppy dance of pale ales, each sip is a symphony of flavors.
01:29 PM - Dec 14, 2023
Yesterday should be but a memory, not an anchor.
Tomorrow is but a dream, not a promise.
Today is your reality, to do with as you will and find the good within.
Tomorrow is but a dream, not a promise.
Today is your reality, to do with as you will and find the good within.
08:26 AM - Dec 14, 2023
Pissed off a number of my cherry-picking, Bible thumping relatives with this meme.
Good
Good
09:40 PM - Dec 02, 2023
We still don’t know:
- Who planted the pipe bombs?
- Who disabled Pence’s key card?
- Who removed the panic buttons?
- Who shared the location of the non-reinforced windows?
It wasn't George Santos, as far as we know.
So who was it? And will they ever face justice?
- Who planted the pipe bombs?
- Who disabled Pence’s key card?
- Who removed the panic buttons?
- Who shared the location of the non-reinforced windows?
It wasn't George Santos, as far as we know.
So who was it? And will they ever face justice?
01:07 AM - Dec 02, 2023
I don’t get it. What’s with Soggy Bottom?
Suddenly every post says Soggy Bottom.its like a Soggy Bottom explosion. Why all the Soggy Bottom s?
Is Soggy Bottom a code? Is Soggy Bottom a place?
I think Soggy Bottom is a state of mind. And underwear. Soggy Bottom is definitely a state of underwear.
Suddenly every post says Soggy Bottom.its like a Soggy Bottom explosion. Why all the Soggy Bottom s?
Is Soggy Bottom a code? Is Soggy Bottom a place?
I think Soggy Bottom is a state of mind. And underwear. Soggy Bottom is definitely a state of underwear.
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Katie in KY @booksnbourbonladyMight have to watch one of my favorite movies that features the Soggy Bottom Boys09:32 PM - Nov 20, 2023
08:11 AM - Nov 21, 2023
Shout out to Emotional Support Baby Goats #SaturdaySillies
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Milo Velimirović @MiloVelimirovicAny other Emotional Support Species you want give a shout out to? Emotional Support Kangaroo #SaturdaySillies04:36 PM - Nov 11, 2023
04:46 PM - Nov 11, 2023
Ender’s cat.
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Book Club @BookClubDay 5 of the 30 Days of November
Had some hiccups today so we will keep it simple. QUOTE SPOUT THIS SPOUT with your answer. We will do a Spoutible coffee mug as today’s prize. We will save the banana hammock for another day.
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08:56 PM - Nov 05, 2023
I have found my tiger!
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Aspie Allie @Tokismom7310:38 AM - Nov 05, 2023![Fat tiger. Aka my spirit animal.]()
10:40 AM - Nov 05, 2023
After a detailed survey of candy bars available in various departments at my office, it has been determined that fun size Baby Ruth are your best snacking option.
10:37 PM - Nov 02, 2023
