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Do we play the grid here on Spoutible?

Immaculate Grid 108 9/9:
Rarity: 67
IMMACULATE!
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Play at:
https://immaculategrid.com
08:25 AM - Jul 19, 2023 (Edited)
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56 hours since we lost power. The forecast for the next 24 hours is basically scattered thunderstorms, so no work is gonna get done.
09:26 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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Anyone exceeding their rate limit over here today?
02:35 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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This shit is so good on steaks and pork chops, and honestly, I’ll just eat it straight. Get you some and thank me later.
07:21 PM - May 27, 2023
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We’re all adults here. I should not be walking into the men’s room stall and be greeted by someone’s nasty unflushed turd just floating there. My god, people.
12:17 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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Hard for me to be too happy about the Tucker news when

A - his worst-case scenario is he gets to retire at age 54 with millions upon millions of dollars in the bank, and
B - Fox will likely replace him with someone even worse.
12:22 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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“I don’t like soccer, there’s not enough scoring.”

Friend, you should follow Spurs.

Not “root for.” Just follow.
09:31 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Weekends where you're taking kids to multiple soccer and baseball games hardly feel like weekends at all and I should be allowed to take Monday off to make up for it.
05:49 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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If it were me, I simply wouldn't spend $44 billion to buy a platform I didn't understand.
12:32 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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The existence of a debt ceiling is Constitutionally incompatible with the Full Faith and Credit clause.
Stephen Michael @stephenreports
“Speaker McCarthy is holding the full faith and credit of the United States hostage, threatening our economy and hardworking Americans’ retirement,” WH spokesman Andrew Bates says this morning in a statement. McCarthy is planning to take aim at President Biden in a NYSE speech today.
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11:00 AM - Apr 18, 2023
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WaPo editorial board takes the bold position that a sitting Supreme Court Justice should do what the law requires. Dang. Way to go out on a limb there, guys.
https://www.washingtonpost...
10:51 AM - Apr 18, 2023
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I love Tyrese Maxey. I feel it’s important for you to know that.
09:43 PM - Apr 17, 2023
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BREAKING: Another not-a-trans-person-or-drag-queen has been found to be a sexual predator of young people.
03:38 PM - Apr 17, 2023
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Raise your children so that your daughter asks for ribs for her birthday dinner.
07:01 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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I admire the optimism from some of you, but I'm sorry to tell you that Clarence Thomas will face absolutely no repercussions for his decades of obvious corruption.
11:52 AM - Apr 06, 2023
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Official White House portrait unveiled.
10:44 PM - Apr 05, 2023
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Mark it down. April 4 is the first day I did not wear a jacket of any kind when leaving for work.
10:09 AM - Apr 04, 2023
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I told my wife I had bought a blue check mark over on Elon’s site.

She was still mad even after I said April Fools.
06:30 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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We’re getting mugshots. Bee-yooooo-tiful.
05:57 PM - Mar 30, 2023
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One thing I don't like about the interface here is that when I'm on my timeline and click on a link, the link opens in a new window (great!) but the Spoutible tab takes me off my timeline, and I can't return to where I was without refreshing the whole thing (bad!)

I hope the app fixes this.
10:39 AM - Mar 30, 2023
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Republicans.
10:17 AM - Mar 29, 2023
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One of the oldest axioms in politics is "if you want less of something, tax it."

May I humbly propose taxing the everloving FUCK out of AR-style assault weapons and the ammo that feeds them? Like, 500% on the gun itself, and a $50/cartridge surtax on the ammo?
12:24 PM - Mar 28, 2023
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This is a gruesome and disturbing read. Read it anyway. There is no place for these weapons in a decent society.

https://www.washingtonpost...
10:15 AM - Mar 28, 2023
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It’s gonna be funny when Elmo finally runs Twitter into the ground, and then can’t get his Spoutible profile verified because he waited too long to create it.
09:14 PM - Mar 27, 2023
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Saturday night double feature: a game of Clue with the kids, followed by Clue (1985).
09:25 PM - Mar 25, 2023
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I haven’t spouted in a while. Hopefully there’ll be an app soon. Anyway, it’s Friday, but I have to work late tonight, so… yay?
08:34 AM - Mar 24, 2023
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Bowie's "Ashes to Ashes" comes on the car stereo on the way to school.

My daughter: "Wait. Is this the same Major Tom from that other song?"

Every now and then, I feel I'm doing okay with this parenting thing.
David Bowie - Ashes To Ashes - YouTube

Music video by David Bowie performing Ashes To Ashes.

12:01 PM - Mar 09, 2023
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Two days ago, it was 70 degrees.

Today, I'm reduced to using the space heater that I'm not even technically allowed to bring to the office.
12:03 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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There are no convincing arguments against it. #expandthehouse
12:07 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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Yes. yes, for the love of God yes, do this please. Neither proposal currently making the rounds goes far enough, but both of them are a good start. #expandthehouse
12:04 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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