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IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A VOICE YOU HAVE TO VOTE
This was true when our grandparents said it and it is still true today.
12:37 PM - Aug 26, 2023
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12:34 AM - Mar 14, 2024
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My New Years resolution is to stop procrastinating.
04:09 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Are there any Tax Accountants that can give me some help? I want to file a late tax return for 2023. I forgot about the child tax credit and have a few dozen frozen children I am looking to claim from now on.
07:12 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Almost all aid to Ukraine, Israel and border security has been shut down for months to create a border crisis, but it is perfectly fine to assume that everything Netanyahu does is Biden's fault. And we somehow already sent them a never-ending supply for their current Rafah campaign. I call Bullshit.
05:55 PM - Feb 12, 2024
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If Kamala Harris was a white man Bidens age would not be such a media issue.
08:50 PM - Feb 09, 2024
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Diplomacy is not a reality TV show.
11:23 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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I love this.
10:37 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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Sometimes I like to apologize to the void for not screaming into it more.
02:36 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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Someday when the rest of his extra fingers grow in he will be ready to lend a hand to someone other than himself.
07:53 PM - Jan 25, 2024
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word salad poet
07:17 PM - Jan 14, 2024
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Let's hope they have The Seven Sacred Daggers of Tel Megiddo ready to go when Trump finds out he will be going to prison.
05:46 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Happy anniversary to the last time Republicans gave a shit for anything
01:05 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Is anyone else still waiting for that room full of monkeys with typewriters to eventually rewrite the works of Shakespear or are we just going to call it Netflix?
04:16 PM - Jan 05, 2024
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Melania is an anagram of I ANAL ME and ME A NAIL which explains a lot about why she has never breached her long term escort contract.
03:55 PM - Jan 03, 2024
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Hello. Hello? HELLO...
Damnit, I forgot to have someone feed and water the place.
10:40 PM - Jan 02, 2024
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Nikki Hayley crushes it at a recent rally when she explained how Tom Selleck gave all the Native American Nations reverse mortgages. The crowd cheered.
06:38 PM - Jan 02, 2024
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I am Genx and I am voting for Biden for Gen Alpha because my grandson matters to me and I want him to be able to vote for president someday.
10:00 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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Happy New Year everyone!
Surely 2024 will be a safe and fun adventure for everyone. Surely.
06:54 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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02:21 PM - Dec 28, 2023
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Current 2024 Electoral College count
Joe Biden: 9
Donald Trump: 0
09:11 PM - Dec 19, 2023
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Remember many conservative households still tell stories of a magical jolly Socialist that comes and leaves gifts of judgement to all the children of the world no matter who they are.
08:12 PM - Dec 18, 2023
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It can run but it stains hide.
06:22 PM - Dec 16, 2023
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I think I am going to watch Lost again and see if it makes sense this time.
07:00 PM - Dec 12, 2023
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It has happened. Donald Trump and Elon Musk have merged and are now Donald Tusk. Just kidding. It's just the new Prime Minister of Poland.
02:14 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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Maybe its crazy but I am ready to have a judicial system and most of government controlled by AI. Yes, AI is kinda scary but what is the judiciary but laws? Why can't most things be cut and dry for EVERYONE? Bureaucracy is repetition to check shit. Why use constantly fallible humans for this stuff?
01:56 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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There is a guy at my local Rite Aid that answers and says, "this is Kenneth Pleesold" and then he plays Christmas music for half an hour til I hang up.
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VERY HOT TAKE
I honestly think Netanyahu created the biggest tail wagging the dog scenario of all time. I believe he set it up, stopped intelligence regarding it, allowed it to happen, then took hours on end to even respond. All to have a whack at genocidal eradication and personal redemption.
03:53 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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My mom.
My stepfather once punched the wall next to my mom in a fit of rage. He hit a wall stud and shattered his hand in four places. My mother brought a card and gift to the hospital as he was being casted. The card was lovely and sentimental. The gift was a stud finder.
02:56 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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MAGA has been rebranded as Not-So-Swifties.
that is all.
04:40 PM - Dec 07, 2023
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But do we really want "visitors"?
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According to the Galactic Federation Earth's surface is only rated 1/2 star which probably explains why we don't get more "visitors".
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