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03:35 PM - Mar 29, 2024
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12:34 AM - Mar 14, 2024
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My New Years resolution is to stop procrastinating.
04:09 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Are there any Tax Accountants that can give me some help? I want to file a late tax return for 2023. I forgot about the child tax credit and have a few dozen frozen children I am looking to claim from now on.
07:12 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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I love this.
10:37 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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Someday when the rest of his extra fingers grow in he will be ready to lend a hand to someone other than himself.
07:53 PM - Jan 25, 2024
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word salad poet
07:17 PM - Jan 14, 2024
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Let's hope they have The Seven Sacred Daggers of Tel Megiddo ready to go when Trump finds out he will be going to prison.
05:46 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Is anyone else still waiting for that room full of monkeys with typewriters to eventually rewrite the works of Shakespear or are we just going to call it Netflix?
04:16 PM - Jan 05, 2024
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Hello. Hello? HELLO...
Damnit, I forgot to have someone feed and water the place.
10:40 PM - Jan 02, 2024
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Nikki Hayley crushes it at a recent rally when she explained how Tom Selleck gave all the Native American Nations reverse mortgages. The crowd cheered.
06:38 PM - Jan 02, 2024
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Happy New Year everyone!
Surely 2024 will be a safe and fun adventure for everyone. Surely.
06:54 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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02:21 PM - Dec 28, 2023
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Remember many conservative households still tell stories of a magical jolly Socialist that comes and leaves gifts of judgement to all the children of the world no matter who they are.
08:12 PM - Dec 18, 2023
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It can run but it stains hide.
06:22 PM - Dec 16, 2023
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I think I am going to watch Lost again and see if it makes sense this time.
07:00 PM - Dec 12, 2023
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It has happened. Donald Trump and Elon Musk have merged and are now Donald Tusk. Just kidding. It's just the new Prime Minister of Poland.
02:14 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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There is a guy at my local Rite Aid that answers and says, "this is Kenneth Pleesold" and then he plays Christmas music for half an hour til I hang up.
07:31 PM - Dec 08, 2023 (Edited)
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According to the Galactic Federation Earth's surface is only rated 1/2 star which probably explains why we don't get more "visitors".
08:09 PM - Dec 06, 2023
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The fact that the next GOP presidential debate will only appear on the CW Network speaks volumes.
08:05 PM - Dec 05, 2023
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A guy named Wilson came to Tommy Tuberville in a dream last night and told him to pull his head out of his ass.
02:28 PM - Dec 05, 2023
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Good Sunday to all.
Here is a little Splashback to the 80s when this symbol by Proctor and Gamble meant they were Satanic. I just want to remind everyone because this is the same tactic used today to ban books, enforce Christian nationalism, demoralize the different and dehumanize the homeless.
03:17 PM - Dec 03, 2023
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OMFG Jake Tapper just nonchalantly said about George Santos and his spending, "if you don't know what onlyfans is you can look it up.". I cannot imagine how many old people are getting a surprise.
04:32 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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Revelations says the AntiChrist holds power for 7 years so I am hoping the spell Trump has on his party will break Jan 20 2024. But I am not very religious, so I am grateful Jack Smith is on the job.
02:01 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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In a bold new strategy to lose money faster Elon Musk shouts to those advertisers that left the X platform recently in reaction to his antisemitism "Go Fuck Yourself"
10:10 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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HI Folks. Welcome to US House of Representatives middle school Christmas performance of "How the Biden family stole everyone's Christmas without leaving a shred of evidence".

They look like scared kids about to perform in a play they don't want any part of. If they had shit it would be all smiles.
04:29 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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A gentle reminder that we would all be able to help move away from coal and fossil fuels (probably in under a decade) if electric companies would allow homes to generate twice their usage in solar power and pump it back into the grid for a rebate.
02:40 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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Melania is dressed appropriately as a late night park flasher. When she passes all the living first ladies will come dressed in only skimpy red thongs and nipple pasties in respect to Melania's life accomplishments.
01:56 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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I hope everyone took advantage of some of the great deals.
07:37 PM - Nov 26, 2023
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When I picked the Biden Harris ticket, I chose the 8 year extended version.
02:50 PM - Nov 26, 2023
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