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Watching #bridgertonseason3 i read the books and watched all the previous ones. This season is kind of letting me down. It seems rushed. I wouldn’t mind the lack of passion it was quirky. But I’m not even feeling that. Like the bee scene is season 2. Or the ‘touch yourself’ of season 1.
10:55 PM - May 16, 2024
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Y’all I really do love sports! Braves tomorrow! Love these seats!
11:35 PM - May 14, 2024
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IDK if I said this before but Reagan ruined this country.

And every President since him has contributed except the one that voted in the elections of them all—Biden.

If somebody was complicit in your ruin, and they came back and tried to fix it.. would you let them or call them old???
03:43 AM - May 09, 2024
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If you have male offspring, make them watch Dr. Dolittle 2– specifically 41 minutes in when he’s trying to teach those animals how to be the alpha male of the forest, and then his wife comes out and reminds him who the pinnacle of humanity is.
02:48 AM - May 09, 2024
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Hearing such a problematic character as Joe Budden say ‘drake, we’re saying you’ve offended everybody in this community at least once’ just solidified Megan the stallion saying ‘y’all ain’t mad at Megan, y’all mad at Megan’s law’ as a bar that most hip hop moguls can’t spit... IYKYK
02:16 AM - May 09, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
‘But just know
It get hot in that kitchen boi
And everything may not work properly…

But you still gotta cook.’

~DC Young Fly
02:02 AM - May 09, 2024
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#DailyPictureTheme

These #ruins and catacombs of Kom el Shoqafa. Alexander, Egypt was the second stop of my Egyptian tour..
08:08 PM - May 08, 2024
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There are many cinema moments of men bashing and dismissing their wives. Like many..

And there are also many moments wherein wives accept the bare minimum from their husbands with tranquil and uplifting music in the background.
12:35 AM - May 07, 2024
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No @cbouzy I do not want a spoutible after dark.

Not only because I once asked you the average age of your user demographic and was decidedly ignored(I spend a lot of time hooched up so you probably shouldn’t respond…)

But because these young girls’ skin is tight—and I dance with my purse now…
12:23 AM - May 07, 2024 (Edited)
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🚨BREAKING🚨:: footage of me tryna keep up with the kids has surfaced.
12:06 AM - May 07, 2024
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Anybody else feel like they’ve watched Billy Bob Thornton so long you imagine you’re cutting him off at Christmas 🎊 ?

‘Na, uncle Billy. You done. No I don’t want no hug. No, no… ok bring it in. Shit… yes this is nice. No, don’t cry. Now gimme them car keys or I’m callin Auntie Quanita.’
11:45 PM - May 06, 2024
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#DailyPictureTheme I wasn’t gonna engage in the #suit theme because I just posted this outfit yesterday. So instead I’ll show you a beautiful woman in her grandmothers wedding shoes outside of the world renowned Apollo theater in Harlem.
11:17 PM - May 06, 2024
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Yesterday this girls neighbor brought her food for NADA.
Today this girls husband is giving her a back rub!

Me? I’m certain a wayward squirrel tried to unalive me today, my unhoused neighbor forgot my name but we use the same liquor store, n I lost my remote because I put the laundry on the couch!
07:20 PM - May 06, 2024
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LOOK!

Look y’all!

Look at Reginald going to put his business plan together!!! 😂😆🤣
Reginald Capers @reginaldcapers
Y'all get on my nerves so bad. I'll be back tho
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Juni from spy kids the perfect example of nepotism getting folks where they don’t deserve to be. He was a terrible spy. He never followed directions. He wasn’t a natural hero(didn’t want to save his nemesis.) He was a terrible coward. Sometimes a thief for no reason. But his parents had connections.
01:39 PM - May 05, 2024
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#DailyPictureTheme

I typed #caution in my library and this picture came up.

I thought Siri was saying we were smoking hot and to be cautious of me and this young lady I met randomly in New York City last year…
But alas—the wet floor sign in the store says ‘caution’ clear as day.

Ouch…
11:20 PM - May 04, 2024
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🚨BREAKING🚨::

My favorite uncle was a tramp on his youth. He had a son years and years ago nobody knew about. His mother whisked him away from us in his pivotal years. I found him on ig and sent him a message about 10 minutes ago…

More as it develops.
10:46 PM - May 03, 2024
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This beautiful #Lamp is in the Four Seasons off the Nile in Cairo, Egypt..
05:39 PM - May 03, 2024
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#AnyoneButYou is such a truly terrible movie. It was so poorly written and cast. If we’re really talking about it the brother ruined the wedding. He trained the dog that ruined the cake. He told Bea’s secret. Why did they blame Bea and Ben?

I want my hour and change back. Terrible film…
11:24 PM - May 01, 2024
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I have no intention of belonging to someone one day but this say yes to the dress channel on Pluto tv has a hold on me… I would be a Randy Fenoli bride. I just want him to be like ‘hello beautiful…’
12:19 AM - Apr 28, 2024
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I am fighting for my life on IG right now!

Don’t worry—I don’t need no help.

That man doesn’t have the ovarian fortitude to try me.
01:45 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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Bro Megan Fox was running like she needed a check in transformers.. Rose Huntington Whiteley was jogging like she a nepo baby.

Girl them is decepticons. Run!

No—I kno them ain’t ballerina slippers?! Megan Fox was on a scooter with some BOOTS b%tch!!
11:46 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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What is this?

Wrong answers only.
08:03 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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Sometimes I put these #gold temporary tattoos on. They’re a crowd pleaser..
03:40 PM - Apr 03, 2024
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Ok it’s been enough years. Is anybody ready to talk about the problem with #SYTTD Atlanta?! ‘Cause I need people to know that all the signs were there!
04:02 AM - Mar 23, 2024
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Your bridgerton name is
lady/lord your middle name
the last drink that you drank
and add a ton at the end…

Y’all!!!

Y’all!!!

Mine is Lady Kelsey Andre Extradryton

I ain’t proud…. But it’s got a nice ring to it.
Now yours!
12:39 PM - Mar 15, 2024
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#DailyPictureTheme in #alley on an island in San Pedro, Belize
12:53 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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#DailyPictureTheme the way I ate this was not #fair
01:07 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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