Was doing #doctorwho podcast research and google corrected “Terror of the Autons” to “Terror of the Futons” which I think is a story of nightmarish single dudes in their 20s.
01:54 PM - May 15, 2023
Happy #mothersday to all the mothers out there. Even that cat Shaft, though I hear he's a bad one.
02:05 PM - May 14, 2023
So many dandelions sprouted up in our backyard overnight it looks like a tiny remake of DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS.
01:43 PM - Apr 21, 2023
I feel like any healthcare organization with “Resurrection” in its name is over promising.
07:36 PM - Apr 13, 2023
Just thought of a new drink consisting of peppermint schnapps & orange juice. My wife dubbed it "Morning Mistake."
08:53 PM - Apr 11, 2023
Just one of those days where you're texting someone and you have to stop halfway through to think about how odd it is that "answer" has a W in it.
05:06 PM - Apr 11, 2023
Might watch LIFE OF BRIAN tonight in honor of Good Friday.
11:06 AM - Apr 07, 2023
Remembered I had to text my wife as I went to wash my hands right after lunch. What it looked like to anyone else was me entering the bathroom at work and ten seconds later saying "How's it going?"
02:10 PM - Apr 06, 2023
Later today I have to leave my fantasy baseball draft early in order to record a Doctor Who podcast. Just in case you were wondering who your coolest friend is.
02:18 PM - Apr 02, 2023
Favorite bit of PET SEMATARY II trivia from IMDB: "The close-up of Zowie [the dog] where his eyes glow in the dark was achieved by the use of special effects."
12:16 PM - Mar 31, 2023
It turns out I'm insecure enough to spellcheck the word "fragile" before labeling a box so I don't look dumb in front of movers.
10:46 AM - Mar 30, 2023
Sometimes the thought of riding the rails appeals to me. #NoHobo
05:58 PM - Mar 28, 2023
The wife didn't correct it when I used the wrong "your" in a text yesterday. I can only assume that means she's given up on me.
02:25 PM - Mar 27, 2023
Saw a copy of my birth certificate and, for a second, wondered where my signature was.
10:44 PM - Mar 22, 2023
Might celebrate #StPatricksDay by drinking scotch and watching a Christmas movie.
06:34 PM - Mar 17, 2023
Someone asked me how I was doing this morning and, without thinking, I said "good" instead of my usual "not bad." Now I have that to live up to.
12:21 PM - Mar 16, 2023
Trying to convince my wife that we shouldn't change the clocks for #DaylightSavingTime and we should just make the oven and the microwave their own time zone.
12:59 PM - Mar 13, 2023