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I don't understand why people get so mad about early Christmas decorations.

Oh no! Your neighbor threw some decorative lights on a bush two weeks before you think it's okay. The horror.
12:46 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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It’s only a Christmas movie if it’s from the Die Hard region of France. Everything else is just a snowy action film.
04:40 PM - Dec 02, 2023
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I miss the traditional #CyberMonday celebrations we had when I was a kid where we built a Christmas Cyborg for grandpa to fight on Boxing Day.
10:29 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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Was doing #doctorwho podcast research and google corrected “Terror of the Autons” to “Terror of the Futons” which I think is a story of nightmarish single dudes in their 20s.
01:54 PM - May 15, 2023
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Happy #mothersday to all the mothers out there. Even that cat Shaft, though I hear he's a bad one.
02:05 PM - May 14, 2023
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Whose weird? Your weird or my weird?
11:30 AM - May 03, 2023
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So many dandelions sprouted up in our backyard overnight it looks like a tiny remake of DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS.
01:43 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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I feel like any healthcare organization with “Resurrection” in its name is over promising.
07:36 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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Just thought of a new drink consisting of peppermint schnapps & orange juice. My wife dubbed it "Morning Mistake."
08:53 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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Just one of those days where you're texting someone and you have to stop halfway through to think about how odd it is that "answer" has a W in it.
05:06 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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Might watch LIFE OF BRIAN tonight in honor of Good Friday.
11:06 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Remembered I had to text my wife as I went to wash my hands right after lunch. What it looked like to anyone else was me entering the bathroom at work and ten seconds later saying "How's it going?"
02:10 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Later today I have to leave my fantasy baseball draft early in order to record a Doctor Who podcast. Just in case you were wondering who your coolest friend is.
02:18 PM - Apr 02, 2023
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Favorite bit of PET SEMATARY II trivia from IMDB: "The close-up of Zowie [the dog] where his eyes glow in the dark was achieved by the use of special effects."
12:16 PM - Mar 31, 2023
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It turns out I'm insecure enough to spellcheck the word "fragile" before labeling a box so I don't look dumb in front of movers.
10:46 AM - Mar 30, 2023
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Sometimes the thought of riding the rails appeals to me. #NoHobo
05:58 PM - Mar 28, 2023
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The wife didn't correct it when I used the wrong "your" in a text yesterday. I can only assume that means she's given up on me.
02:25 PM - Mar 27, 2023
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‪Saw a copy of my birth certificate and, for a second, wondered where my signature was.‬
10:44 PM - Mar 22, 2023
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Might celebrate #StPatricksDay by drinking scotch and watching a Christmas movie.
06:34 PM - Mar 17, 2023
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Someone asked me how I was doing this morning and, without thinking, I said "good" instead of my usual "not bad." Now I have that to live up to.
12:21 PM - Mar 16, 2023
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Trying to convince my wife that we shouldn't change the clocks for #DaylightSavingTime and we should just make the oven and the microwave their own time zone.
12:59 PM - Mar 13, 2023
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