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We have a new Thread Substitute! This time I dressed up an 11 Tweet Thread into one chart for you. This is after last night blockbuster news from Michigan & Arizona about the Trumpomobsters Trump Giuliani..
A whole updated #RatBingo Thread now in convenient chart form. Enjoy
We have a new Thread Substitute! This time I dressed up an 11 Tweet Thread into one chart for you. This is after last night blockbuster news from Michigan & Arizona about the Trumpomobsters Trump Giuliani..
A whole updated #RatBingo Thread now in convenient chart form. Enjoy
11:33 AM - Apr 25, 2024
The Manhattan Criminal Trial of Trump in front of Judge Merchan is now on lunch break
I want to alert you, quite possible that Judge Merchan issues his Contempt of Court ruling today at the end of the day. So stay tuned to that.. could be a 'ketchup on the wall' moment for the ole Trumpo haha
I want to alert you, quite possible that Judge Merchan issues his Contempt of Court ruling today at the end of the day. So stay tuned to that.. could be a 'ketchup on the wall' moment for the ole Trumpo haha
01:28 PM - Apr 25, 2024
And for the record, where I suggested Person 16 could be Derek Lyons, my friend and super-sleuth Bron Mason, a distant second cousin to Sherlock Holmes, thinks Person 16 is actually Eric Herschmann. Here is Bron's response to my Tweet, and Bron can very well be correct on this. We'll find out
01:43 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Ok in actual courtroom in front of jury, Pecker testifies that they killed the Doorman Dino story, not to protect Trump PERSONAL reputation (like his marriage) but to help the CAMPAIGN. This is vital piece of this crime. Proven today. Takes a Trump defense away
02:21 PM - Apr 23, 2024
JUDGE: This hearing is to decide if the defendant has breached his gag order, the burden of the proof is with the prosecution so they will go first
PROSECUTOR: Your honor, Defendant Trump has willfully disobeyed your gag order eleven times
TODD BLANCHE: Objection, your honor. It is actually 13
PROSECUTOR: Your honor, Defendant Trump has willfully disobeyed your gag order eleven times
TODD BLANCHE: Objection, your honor. It is actually 13
09:14 AM - Apr 24, 2024
05:56 AM - Apr 20, 2024
I love this judge!
Trump legal clowns had tried to not show their hand, and kept evidence from being shown to prosecution in discovery (for two months). Today prosecutors complained. Judge Merchan said, you have 24 hours to show all evidence to DA, or it does not come in this trial
HAHAHAHAHA
Trump legal clowns had tried to not show their hand, and kept evidence from being shown to prosecution in discovery (for two months). Today prosecutors complained. Judge Merchan said, you have 24 hours to show all evidence to DA, or it does not come in this trial
HAHAHAHAHA
02:11 PM - Apr 15, 2024
When the Republicans send us their Presidents, they're not sending their best! Some are criminals, some are sleepers, and some, I guess, will sell you an overpriced Bible
04:45 PM - Apr 15, 2024
And a DSF !!!!
I sneaked briefly into the hellscape of Xcrement, our formerly beloved digital home of Twitter, now Space Moron's X.
And I found Palmer has a fresh Day So Far today
Of course he has. Palmer is DA best
I sneaked briefly into the hellscape of Xcrement, our formerly beloved digital home of Twitter, now Space Moron's X.
And I found Palmer has a fresh Day So Far today
Of course he has. Palmer is DA best
05:24 PM - Apr 15, 2024
Haha at the end of the day Trump Court Jesters ask permission for Trump to be excused next Thursday to go attend SCOTUS hearing
Judge Merchan says no. Trump is legally required to attend his criminal court. He will be here
I really like this judge :-)
Judge Merchan says no. Trump is legally required to attend his criminal court. He will be here
I really like this judge :-)
05:16 PM - Apr 15, 2024
New York Times: Trump falls asleep in the courtroom: Why this is bad for Biden
CNN: Panel discusses why Trump asleep in court is bad for Biden, and then, for balanced coverage, the panel turns to why Trump asleep in court is good for Trump
Fox: Nobody was sleeping in court when Trump was President
CNN: Panel discusses why Trump asleep in court is bad for Biden, and then, for balanced coverage, the panel turns to why Trump asleep in court is good for Trump
Fox: Nobody was sleeping in court when Trump was President
04:50 PM - Apr 15, 2024
But there are bad politicians and there are catastrophic politicians
Trump caused the GOP to lose the House in 2018, the White House in 2020 & the Senate in 2021
Yes. Donald Elvis Jesus Hitler Mandela Trump is LITERALLY worst politician of all time. He is kryptonite; a DEATH STAR to his OWN SIDE
Trump caused the GOP to lose the House in 2018, the White House in 2020 & the Senate in 2021
Yes. Donald Elvis Jesus Hitler Mandela Trump is LITERALLY worst politician of all time. He is kryptonite; a DEATH STAR to his OWN SIDE
01:11 AM - Apr 09, 2024
(T Dawg? Wasn't this supposed to be about abortion?)
Yes yes yes, it will be about abortion politics and November 2024, but we must have CONTEXT
The historical relevance, my dearest Tweeps. As George Santayana taught us, those who forget their history are condemned to repeat it
Yes yes yes, it will be about abortion politics and November 2024, but we must have CONTEXT
The historical relevance, my dearest Tweeps. As George Santayana taught us, those who forget their history are condemned to repeat it
01:15 AM - Apr 09, 2024
TOLD.
YOU.
SO.
I was the first to identify the Evil Eleven in how they related to Jan 6th plot becoming expanding the crime from its inception 3 days earlier in White House
I said the 11 all go to prison for life
Here is FIRST sign THAT TOO WILL HAPPEN
Gosar and Biggs. Subpoena in Arizona
YOU.
SO.
I was the first to identify the Evil Eleven in how they related to Jan 6th plot becoming expanding the crime from its inception 3 days earlier in White House
I said the 11 all go to prison for life
Here is FIRST sign THAT TOO WILL HAPPEN
Gosar and Biggs. Subpoena in Arizona
05:20 PM - Apr 04, 2024
And related to Trump money laundering vehicle Truth Socialist, his latest scam to defraud investors, we consider Judge Engoron ruling on Monday. Letitia James will start to collect $457 million to the state of New York
How will Trump's 'investment' in Truth Socialist matter in that collection? Here
How will Trump's 'investment' in Truth Socialist matter in that collection? Here
02:28 AM - Mar 24, 2024
In response to Francy NOT Fancy.
Typical case of many succesful businesses being ruined by appinting an idiot to run the company. I did a deep case study of this back in early days of Twitter, when Nokia then Europe's most valuable company hired an idiot named Elop to run the company. He didn't. He ruined it. World record collapse
11:05 AM - Mar 19, 2024
Flintstones. Yabba-Dabba-Do!
Alina Habba Dabba Do?
SUE HER !!!
Alice Bianco, a waitress at Trump property was TRICKED by Trumomobster criminal and alleged attorney Alina Habba to sign a bad contract. Bianco compensated now. Can sue Habba
SUE HER
And get Habba disbarred
Alina Habba Dabba Do?
SUE HER !!!
Alice Bianco, a waitress at Trump property was TRICKED by Trumomobster criminal and alleged attorney Alina Habba to sign a bad contract. Bianco compensated now. Can sue Habba
SUE HER
And get Habba disbarred
01:40 PM - Mar 19, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
HAHA and here is Judge Merchan (Manhattan criminal trial starting for Trump in a month) ruling that no, Trumpo, you fucking moron, you may not argue in court, that because your crooked lawyer was there, it was somehow ok for you to commit crimes. STFU asshole
I may have paraphrased it a little bit
I may have paraphrased it a little bit
07:13 PM - Mar 18, 2024
At what point will they wake up?
Trump waited until right after he had clinched the GOP nomination for 2024 - AND had Lara Trump appointed to handle the MONEY for Republicans
To announce that oopsie, he was not a Billionaire at all, Donald The Duck McTrump is a Debtonaire
So about those primaries
Trump waited until right after he had clinched the GOP nomination for 2024 - AND had Lara Trump appointed to handle the MONEY for Republicans
To announce that oopsie, he was not a Billionaire at all, Donald The Duck McTrump is a Debtonaire
So about those primaries
05:43 PM - Mar 18, 2024
fucking shocked to learn that the guy who lied about bone spurs and lied about hush money and lied about his Ukraine call and lied about a hurricane and lied about covid and lied about the election has been lying about being a billionaire. how the fuck did we Nazi this coming
03:02 PM - Mar 18, 2024
AN AIRPORT
Are you Mr Donald Trump?
Yes I am and get the fuck off my plane! Who are you?`
I am Sheriff Smith. This old Boeing 757 has been impounded. It belongs now to the State of New York
How am I gonna get back home to Florida?
Sir, there is a Greyhound station downtown..
Are you Mr Donald Trump?
Yes I am and get the fuck off my plane! Who are you?`
I am Sheriff Smith. This old Boeing 757 has been impounded. It belongs now to the State of New York
How am I gonna get back home to Florida?
Sir, there is a Greyhound station downtown..
03:41 PM - Mar 18, 2024
christianity takes its final form before dying forever
if you still cant spot the con I can't help you
religion is BULLSHIT
https://www.rawstory.com/f...
if you still cant spot the con I can't help you
religion is BULLSHIT
https://www.rawstory.com/f...
rawstory.com
Fox News introduces sponsored prayers to Jesus: 'Thank you again for this partnership' - Raw Story
Fox News on Sunday introduced Christian prayers that were sponsored by a Bible app. "We have more Fox and Friends coming up, but you know what this is a transition for transitions if you've ever had one so so so Fox and Friends, this is very Fox and Friends, so ready your heart," Fox N..
02:44 AM - Mar 18, 2024
03:34 PM - Mar 14, 2024
And our morning update from TomiAhonen Almanac
As Trump has clinched GOP nomination, I now declare that the window for when Trump might declare bankruptcy has opened. The first likely timing of his personal bankruptcy would be end of next week, just before Judge Engoron ruling $453M comes due
As Trump has clinched GOP nomination, I now declare that the window for when Trump might declare bankruptcy has opened. The first likely timing of his personal bankruptcy would be end of next week, just before Judge Engoron ruling $453M comes due
10:28 AM - Mar 14, 2024
Note Judge McAfee may have played politics with his ruling. By removing this issue, they will likely not need the testimony of Gov Kemp or Secy of State Raffensperger (sp?) and that releases the local Georgia Republicans from bind of having to testify against Trump right before elections...
12:59 PM - Mar 13, 2024
Update from TomiAhonen Almanac on Trump Annus Horribilis
The window for Trump to declare personal bankruptcy opens on 20th of March, as he will have clinched GOP nomination on 19th of March
Next certain date in 2 weeks Trump has to pay Judge Engoron ruling $453 million & his criminal trial starts
The window for Trump to declare personal bankruptcy opens on 20th of March, as he will have clinched GOP nomination on 19th of March
Next certain date in 2 weeks Trump has to pay Judge Engoron ruling $453 million & his criminal trial starts
10:53 AM - Mar 11, 2024
And so it starts
Up to 20 Jan 2021, Trump could pardon Trumpomobsters. He can no longer do that. Now we have first Trumpomobster going to prison. It is failed TV Clown and White House Loon Peter Bizarro. Navarro starts prison 4 month sentence on 19th of March
1 down, over 100 more to go.. :-)
Up to 20 Jan 2021, Trump could pardon Trumpomobsters. He can no longer do that. Now we have first Trumpomobster going to prison. It is failed TV Clown and White House Loon Peter Bizarro. Navarro starts prison 4 month sentence on 19th of March
1 down, over 100 more to go.. :-)
11:00 AM - Mar 11, 2024
I know, I KNOW
With failed TV Clown & White House Loon Peter Bizarro reporting to prison on 19 Mar, everybody is yelling, how about alleged human Steve Bannon?
Navarro & Bannon committed SAME crime. Have SAME sentence. Navarro less lucky, reports to prison before Bannon. Bannon goes to prison too
With failed TV Clown & White House Loon Peter Bizarro reporting to prison on 19 Mar, everybody is yelling, how about alleged human Steve Bannon?
Navarro & Bannon committed SAME crime. Have SAME sentence. Navarro less lucky, reports to prison before Bannon. Bannon goes to prison too
11:05 AM - Mar 11, 2024
Quick political commentary on SOTU
Defendant Trump is campaigning. President Biden is governing
Those who watched his SOTU will feel relief, yes this is the Biden we want as our candidate
TOLD. YOU. SO.
Biden has not STARTED campaigning. When he does, he is DARK BRANDON. President Joe is our guy
Defendant Trump is campaigning. President Biden is governing
Those who watched his SOTU will feel relief, yes this is the Biden we want as our candidate
TOLD. YOU. SO.
Biden has not STARTED campaigning. When he does, he is DARK BRANDON. President Joe is our guy
09:55 AM - Mar 08, 2024