Al Gray
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The wife takes a drink of my soda pop and I say to her "indirect kiss". She hands it back to me and I take a drink as she says "a french kiss 'cause she spit in it a little". I have soda pop up my nose now.

I deserve her.
11:27 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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Al Gray
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I got into the rum so I'm out.
I'm gonna go pick a fight with the TV.😇
11:48 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Al Gray
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[I've Got A] Golden Ticket - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group[I've Got A] Golden Ticket · Jack Albertson · Peter OstrumWilly Wonka & The Chocolate Factory℗ 1971 Geffen Record...

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Myles Higgins
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At the end of the local news, they show pics & announce birthdays & anniversaries. Someone's been punking them with fake ones. First was a pic of Axl Rose & Mickey Rourke for a fake anniversary. Last night it was Larry Bird (different name used) birthday. They never catch on & it's hilarious! 😂
09:08 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Al Gray
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It sounds like Myles is being coerced, but I feel like he would just bite them if he were.🤔
Myles Higgins @Myles_Away
So my Wife's sister's husband's cousin has a friend who saw this story on FB and I think it's pretty interesting. Apparently....

Hang on brb.
08:03 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Nefarious Newt
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"Wherever evils sets its foul-smelling foot..."
Al Gray @straydogear
04:57 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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hmmwrites (Heather's version)
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As long as she wanted her head shaved... 🤣
Al Gray @straydogear
I just shaved my wife's head.👍️
07:11 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Read aBannedBook
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Sometimes I want to take a walk at night alone and see the moon rise over the lake and feel the peace.

But I can't. Women have been murdered in my town while out at night or early morning. And it's not just my town.

It's not safe for women and I'm sick that we have no real freedom.
11:16 AM - Feb 23, 2024
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Al Gray
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Veruca Salt - Seether (Official Music Video) - YouTube

REMASTERED IN HD!Official Music Video for Seether performed by Veruca Salt. #VercuaSalt #Seether #Remastered

07:12 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Al Gray
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I just shaved my wife's head.👍️
07:11 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Null (ze/zer)
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Alas, it's a pre-existing song. I'm just a dork with a tense muscle.

WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT NO I-
My Neck, My Back (Lick It) (Explicit) - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by MNRK Music GroupMy Neck, My Back (Lick It) (Explicit) · KhiaThug Misses℗ 2002 MNRK Records LPReleased on: 2002-04-23Auto-generated by ...

Janet aka April @JanR
#SpoutibleAfterDark Poetry club.
05:02 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Al Gray
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Gabrielle @Ellieviz
Holy Toledo!
04:52 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Alright, I have Aarons to ruin.
Myra Faye Turner @msmyrafaye
Alright, I have errands to run.
04:01 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Al Gray
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Willikers!
Null (ze/zer) @mxmnull
Holy fuck
04:40 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Al Gray
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Earth, Wind & Fire - Got to Get You Into My Life (Audio) - YouTube

"Got to Get You Into My Life" by Earth, Wind and FireListen to Earth, Wind and Fire: https://EarthWindandFire.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the official Earth,...

04:10 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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Frank the Bunny
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This is nightmare fuel to guys who have urinal stage fright
James Anderegg @Ashaman425
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thread 9 Threaded Spouts
Folks, last night I wanted to do a thread on the Debt Celling, but I gotta do a thread on something a lot more immediate. I'm noticing here that we have the same people whom will withhold their vote because the dems and I quote "have to earn my vote."
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The Harlander ✅
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In response to Adam Deitsch.
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Bob
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I will not react. I will not react. I will not react. I am better than this. I will not react. Geez @straydogear , you are testing me.
Al Gray @straydogear
I make chocolate chip cookies and don't put any chocolate chips in them. It is something I do with forethought, it is premeditated.
04:03 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Frank the Bunny
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Okay sure, I've made some silly jokes about the ads. And defended that they are here because obviously the site needs to survive. But this bullshit pisses me off. We shouldn't have to see this inane right wing fuckery just because "ads".
03:29 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Al Gray
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We will have to speak to each other, face to face.👀
Mike P @MasterofGum
What happens when we start relying on ai so heavily that we use it to respond to texts until it eventually responds in our most likely manner for us. Eventually creating a world wide network of phones that just chat with each other cutting us out of the loop?
03:32 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Al Gray
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My toxic trait is flatulence.
03:38 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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A.J. McKinley
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My toxic trait is being myself.
03:23 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Bryan Welsh
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
So I have a confession to make. I have been defending earth from aliens just beyond the visible light receptors of most humans. It has been a duty I have gladly been performing for about ten years for free.
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Roxxy Riot:
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I was almost late clocking in cuz some monster left the caps lock on and I couldn't figure out why my password wasn't working..

This country is really going down hill fast
10:39 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Nixx Sólstafir
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Got me some delicious melt in your mouth Carolina Pork BBQ and a big ole tub of southern coleslaw. I am a happy camper.
03:02 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Null (ze/zer)
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Have a whole suite of thumbs up!
Liz N Is Not Your Mule @knitquiltsewst1
To keep from diluting the drink while stirring and to pour liquids down the handle for layering drinks, with no spilling.
01:34 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Null (ze/zer)
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Pop quiz

First person to accurately reply with why bartending spoons have that funky spiral in their handle gets a thumbs up.
01:30 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Roxxy Riot:
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Hello work,
How are you gonna make me question all my life decisions tonight?
10:36 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Null (ze/zer)
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[mindlessly chanting "I love my wiiifey, I love my wiiifey, I love my wiiifey, I love my wiiifey..."]
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