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The wife takes a drink of my soda pop and I say to her "indirect kiss". She hands it back to me and I take a drink as she says "a french kiss 'cause she spit in it a little". I have soda pop up my nose now.

I deserve her.
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11:27 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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Joe JustUs
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….#FoodWar2RevengeOfTheRaisin 😂
07:25 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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It’s more of an attitude, but ya.
07:34 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Al Gray
@straydogear
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The Raisins must flow.
Me as the Dark Raisinlord. D. Croucher did it.
Joe JustUs @JoeJustUs
Not on Gaia’s watch… 😁✌🏾🐳
06:10 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Joe JustUs
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The year is 2024…

The global war between raisins & pineapple for pizza topping supremacy rages on…. while taste buds everywhere live in fear of either side winning 🍕

Gaia summons Mushroom Maximus to defend Earth & end the war once & for all..
#FoodWar #Pizzaggedon
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06:00 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Al Gray
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So, I'm listening to Parliament Mothership Connection and Handcuffs comes on. My wife walks in and say wtf did he say? I swear, fucking George almost got me slapped over those lyrics.👀
She is googling stuff right now, so I dunno...
You know what, I think I got some shit to do outside.
03:44 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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BLS Is tired of the BS
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Dear fellow Spoutans. Due to the upcoming Rapture, I started Wine 🍷 O clock early.

I will not be held accountable for any spouts sent today.
Cheers!
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02:30 PM - Apr 23, 2024 (Edited)
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Al Gray @straydogear
The wife takes a drink of my soda pop and I say to her "indirect kiss". She hands it back to me and I take a drink as she says "a french kiss 'cause she spit in it a little". I have soda pop up my nose now.

I deserve her.
Picard face palm.
11:27 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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Al Gray
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Can someone do a mashup of The Humpty Dance and The Safety Dance, I need it for this dungeon run, K Thx.
02:14 PM - Apr 23, 2024 (Edited)
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Al Gray
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Just checking in to let everyone know I am completely useless today and will be playing video games.
01:15 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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Al Gray
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Poe.
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Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar? | Austria 🇦🇹 | Official Music Video | Eurovision 2023 - YouTube

Subscribe and 🔔 to Eurovision 👉 https://www.youtube.com/user/eurovision?sub_confirmation=1Teya & Salena will represent Austria at the Eurovision Song Conte...

03:52 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Charlie Ricci
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If I got $4,000 a week for life or $2,000,000 cash in a lump sum I'd never have to worry about my credit score, because with my lifestyle I'd never have to borrow money again. If I live 10 more years I'd come out ahead with the weekly payments ($208,000) so that's my choice. What would guys you do?
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01:52 PM - Apr 21, 2024 (Edited)
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Linda Eisenstein
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#DailyPictureTheme #Earth #NationalParkWeek

Yosemite Valley, 2013. One of the most beautiful places on Earth.
A view of Yosemite Valley across an expanse of trees. El Capitan is on the left, the Three Brothers on the right. A light blue sky with a single puffy white cloud.
05:35 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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Dan Henry
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I know that some people are bothered by GMO, but all I want is a garlic clove you can peel like a banana.
09:54 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Al Gray
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Lol, wait for it. It will come back around.
✨Witchy Woman✨ @wicked_wiccan76
Of course in trial about scandalous sex with a porn star and hush money the first witness' name is Pecker.

You're not even funny anymore, Universe.
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David Pecker to be first witness in Trump's hush money trial: NYT

Magazine publisher David Pecker is slated to be the first witness in former President Trump's criminal hush money trial, The New York Times reported Sunday, setting the stage as the first criminal ...

07:38 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Fumie Ichikawa
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I only have a bunny and often use #SundayBunday 🐰🐰🐰

I did have a dog Friday with Yogi, my former boss’ current pupper 🐶
Yogi doing shake
08:19 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Al Gray
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dani @danismashingit
This is hot fruit apparently.
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Al Gray
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Every day is dog day.
08:13 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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thread 5 Threaded Spouts
I am white. I am male. I am straight. I am cis. I am healthy. I am in every way possible the stereotypical American from the 1950s. I enjoy every single privilege available to anyone in America (except maybe that I don't belong to the Christian religion).
07:14 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Dr. Awkward - 05 - Now Hiring (ft. Schaffer the Darklord) - YouTube

Dr. Awkward's long awaited second LP "Blank Pages", featuring mc chris, Schaffer the Darklord, and ZeaLouS1. 11 Brand new tracks covering Cartoons, Superhero...

04:32 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Al Gray
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I was left at home unsupervised.
I played led Zeppelin loud enough the neighbor's dog got out of yard to come hang out. They just made him go home.
03:00 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Al Gray
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Cool.
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OK Go – The One Moment – Official Video - YouTube

https://linktr.ee/okgomusic Website | http://www.okgo.netInstagram | http://www.instagram.com/okgoTwitter | http://www.twitter.com/okgoFacebook | http://www....

01:59 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Michiru ♡
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Tuesday is such a weird day of the week to host the end of the world. Why not a Thursday? Seems more logical somehow.
Haruka @haruka
So the world is ending again? In two days? At least I won’t have to do those two blood tests I have coming up. Score!
08:23 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Al Gray
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My wife says I'm just a giant 10 year old hopped up on coffee, and I want a free puppy.
Chetan Kamdar @chetank
Sign posted at the local veterinary clinic #Free #DailyPictureTheme follow @DailyPictureTheme
Black wooden sign with white letters hanging on a white wall. Sign reads Unattended Children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.
09:50 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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I don't even know...
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I will survive - Megumin (AI Cover) - YouTube

#megumin #aicover #iwillsurvive #ia #cover #konosuba #anime #iacover #gloriagaynor Canción Original: https://youtu.be/6dYWe1c3OyUCanción: I Will Survive Arti...

12:50 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Joe JustUs
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Going to watch these two in the next week.
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02:36 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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Milla Mélomane
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#spoutingmusic

Flashlight
Red light
Neon light
Spotlight

Parliament - Flashlight

https://youtu.be/6F7xbF7On...
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Parliament - Flashlight - YouTube

Subscribe to The Best Of for more classic music history, videos and playlists: http://bit.ly/WdJ36uParliament - FlashlightLike us on Facebook: https://www.fa...

01:48 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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Joe JustUs
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😁Spout a lesser known or smaller acting role, an A list actor/actress you like has done.

Quote Spout replies only please.

QS a GIF, Video clip, Meme, or Pic, include text of movie name.

Me: John Lithgow as Dr. Emilio Lizardo, in “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension” 😂
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10:40 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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Al Gray
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👀 Well, I do have my shots.
Jonathan Swainger @JSwainger
To all the recent arrivals, welcome. Most of we spouters are house trained and have our shots. Just don’t asks ANY questions about raisins. Consider yourself warned.
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