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squeeee!!! 😍 omg

[regains composure]

thank you! this is completely delightful.
i feel like a real piece on the board of the spoutible world now! 💜 💜
Derek Croucher @dcroucher
I needed a report break.
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it’s like all things in moderation
including moderation
Ernest Clark @Slideman_Ernie
Is there an exception to that rule wherein there’s an exception to every rule?
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for those of us who are survivors of abuse: subtext
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my hope is that one day he’ll be like stock footage of the Hindenburg
3Cs @3Cs
One day no one will talk about trump.
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where can i get a pair of “air tafts”?
😂 👟
Dave Plus Coffee (he/him) @davepluscoffee
And, now .. Stephen 🍿
Trump Needs $454 Million, Fast | Why Nikki Haley Is Holding On | A “Total Genius” Speaks At CPAC - YouTube

Donald Trump must come up with hundreds of millions of dollars before he can appeal the ruling in his New York civil fraud case, his GOP primary opponent is ...

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pretending you’re ok
is maybe the ultimate maladaptive skill —
learned early & adopted at the level of reflex,
clung to even when you’re the last
& only one fooled, it reasserts itself
as the fake goal of any recovery:
getting back to functional believability
for another mile.

(good morning, y’all)
06:39 AM - Feb 27, 2024
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😂
does the insuppressible lol response produced just now promote or inhibit sleep? 🤔

here at metaphorical log-sawing labs,
we believe it’s time to find out.
commence the research!

goodnight, friends.
Avery @AverybodySpouts
Good evening folks. Welcome to Getting High with Kace. Tonight’s topic:
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speaking of the terminology:
I just noticed something really rather magical happens to that noun if you tack a ‘g’ on the end of it...
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
I wish people would stop referring to cliques and there being barriers to “in” groups and such on here.

I’m part of an upper echelon. Let’s get the terminology right.
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OurDoctorLaura definitely evinces the sparkling wit & quirky charm one associates with Geminis …
though OurDoctorLaura has also been known to spout ThatsVaginaKyle, & i’m just not sure a Gemini would do that over & over like OurDoctorLaura does… unless maybe as a jape?
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
You seem to know OurDoctorLaura pretty well.¹

¹ Maybe you are both Geminis?
07:49 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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OurDoctorLaura would never stop me from spouting OurDoctorLaura — no.
OurDoctorLaura would never do that.
not OurDoctorLaura.
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
If all of you lovely lovely good and lovely people want to spout OurDoctorLaura, who am I to stop you?¹

¹ OurDoctorLaura, that’s who. 🫠
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this is a great idea, but i would encourage us to think bigger.

from our morning spout activity, the AI engine will have a shrewd guess as to an appropriate dinner order, and will suggest it for our approval or modification sometime in the noon hour, along with an optimum delivery window.
Karen Springer @Springer
Can we preorder dinner?
Like, after a morning back and forth spouting, we can put in what we want for dinner?
07:34 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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at this rate, it’s just a matter of time
before i start quote spouting ThatsVaginaKyle …
there may be valid reasons not to spout ThatsVaginaKyle …
but they’ll probably only occur to me after i’ve already spouted ThatsVaginaKyle —
that’s the nature of ThatsVaginaKyle, i suppose.
Sami Lee @Samilee
Geez what’s everyone got against getting ThatsVaginaKyle in the cloud today? No shenanigan Monday? Or just no to ThatsVaginaKyle?
06:45 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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100% and simultaneously 0% —
very typical stats for me.

you’d think they’d combine, average to 50% or so — nope.
doesn’t work like that.

(though yeah, sometimes they do take turns rather than coexisting contemporaneously.)
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
100%!¹

¹ Or 0%, depending on the day and the mood.
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does team work make the bream work?

the rhyming is improved, which is why i ask.

thinking specifically here about Gymnocranius.

thanks.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
Of note, team work does not make the spleen work.

For one thing, it just makes no sense. Not sure why you’d even think it?

Second, the rhyming is off.
05:19 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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some part of me believes that on a night you don’t remember any dreams it’s because you’ve been visiting someone else’s…

it’s possible this transpired last night.
and i can’t tell you how tickled i am to read about it here! 💜

p.s. tiny frogs are the coolest 🐸
Professor Horseradish 🐊 @abigailevans
1st dream cameo by a spoutan!

i was in front of my desk at school w the (untaggable) T.Naught, showing him a container of incredibly tiny live frogs

as we walked outside to the moving truck to help unload it (??) i explained i’d fed them little bits of torn-up scraps of a lesson on Kant…
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pitch pine.
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
dog run
10:36 AM - Feb 26, 2024
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wolf pack.
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
Deer blind
10:27 AM - Feb 26, 2024
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duck bill
Connie Love @ConnieAz
Cow hide
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i think medicine works a lot like this too
Dee Jay @DTJ483
Biggest lesson I ever learned: if you like something—tv show, movie, anything—don’t look up anything on the internet about it, unless you want to be pissed off and/or not like the thing anymore.
09:12 AM - Feb 26, 2024
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all right, goddammit..
breakfast, i will have you
09:13 AM - Feb 26, 2024
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just keep the two really important and/or irreplaceable ones.

good luck; see you tomorrow 😝
James Gamble @jamesgamble
OK, everyone, I need your help. I'm thinking of throwing away my box of cables. You know what I speak of. Will I regret this?
09:01 AM - Feb 26, 2024
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i’m glad the simulation we’re in is a much later generation technology. it would be weird if spoons just winked in and out of existence.
Dave Plus Coffee (he/him) @davepluscoffee
Some easy ways to spot AI-generated videos 🍿
OpenAI’s Sora: How to Spot AI-Generated Videos | WSJ - YouTube

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got glasses, water, pants, hoodie, coffee…
all being applied to the correct body parts in an optimal order.
(not disclosing number of attempts required to achieve this result)

good morning, y’all!
07:09 AM - Feb 26, 2024
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one last spoiler before bed:
babe is a very good pig,
and performs admirably.

goodnight, friends.
11:16 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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it’s possible the weird prices are part of an undetectable control channel for the malware payload of the temu app?
Myra Faye Turner @msmyrafaye
These Temu prices are weird and seem totally random.

$1.16 for pants. $1.02 for slipcovers. $9.37 for men's clothes.
11:01 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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at least you’re not a replicant
like Deckard … probably.
Frank the Bunny @ZomBunnyFrank
I guess this is my life now
10:35 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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finally i understand why i have two armpits
Professor Horseradish 🐊 @abigailevans
apparently there's girl scout cookie deodorant crossover products at target -- so would you choose to have your armpits smell like thin mints or samoas
10:20 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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👉 ⬇️ 🎖️
Lola @Lola
This ⬆️
06:02 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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when the 7yo urgently demands sugar
because bad feelings arising suddenly
seemingly from nowhere
have overwhelmed her, & the discomfort
has her on a desperate search for relief.
🥺
08:20 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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there is a nifty forgiveness hack:
every day, you pray for their happiness.
(it is counterintuitive, & difficult at first.)

what just occurred to me:
telling them that is what you have been doing…
well, that would just be passive-aggressive, right? 🤔
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Occasionally folks spout the question, "What brought you to Spoutible?"

This ⤵ is what brought me

From his tweets + Bot Sentinel I knew of Christopher's deep + broad thinking about the double-edged sword of social media and I could see his innovative approaches to solving its thorniest problems.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
This is important because falsehoods move fast on social media platforms, and often, breaking news can be quickly followed by falsehoods. We believe Accuracy Alerts will help to slow down the spread of falsehoods on Spoutible during breaking news events.
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