When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
12:04 PM - Nov 05, 2023
...For years to come. Years.
Contrary to what this strip presents, I don't think Veeblefester is someone who would give out participation trophies--or, in this case, ribbons. However, it does track that Veeblefester is calling this job opening a competition. These are people's lives, not a game.
Contrary to what this strip presents, I don't think Veeblefester is someone who would give out participation trophies--or, in this case, ribbons. However, it does track that Veeblefester is calling this job opening a competition. These are people's lives, not a game.
10:03 PM - May 08, 2024
Which name?
This is for a character in a story I'm writing--an 8-year-old girl.
This is for a character in a story I'm writing--an 8-year-old girl.
19 votes
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08:49 PM - May 08, 2024
Now up to 6.
Expectations still extremely low.
Expectations still extremely low.
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Brian Hall @tauycreekI submitted three queries today. Don't expect anything to come from them.11:40 PM - May 05, 2024
11:04 PM - May 07, 2024
Contrary to popular belief, I don't think Veeblefester responds to brown-nosing and boot-licking. He actually wants competency and the best people on the job. Which is why Brutus will stay at his current position for years to come.
10:53 PM - May 07, 2024
Gladys couldn't be sitting in a chair reading or something? She had to be standing at the door like a weirdo?
I can't believe Brutus spends so much money on those measly scraps.
I can't believe Brutus spends so much money on those measly scraps.
11:08 PM - May 06, 2024
Republicans are the party of raw dog loads and creampies.
05:36 PM - May 06, 2024
I submitted three queries today. Don't expect anything to come from them.
11:40 PM - May 05, 2024
I find it hard to believe that Gladys isn't following gourmet chocolatiers on social media, but why would she lie about that?
10:26 PM - May 05, 2024
I am writing a fish-out-of-water/romance story set in a small town I'm calling "Jaketown". I got the name from a road (and now-extinct town) in nearby Wabaunsee County, Kansas.
A sign was put up around 2020 as a joke to welcome a newborn to the "community".
A sign was put up around 2020 as a joke to welcome a newborn to the "community".
02:48 PM - May 05, 2024
I was hoping I wouldn't have to acknowledge May the Fourth on my own website, but Chip screws me again!
But I still appreciate the framed picture of Kewpie. I don't have framed pictures of my pets. Maybe I should get some.
But I still appreciate the framed picture of Kewpie. I don't have framed pictures of my pets. Maybe I should get some.
12:05 AM - May 05, 2024
I was hoping I wouldn't have to acknowledge May the Fourth on my own website, but Chip screws me again!
But I still appreciate the framed picture of Kewpie. I don't have framed pictures of my pets. Maybe I should get some.
But I still appreciate the framed picture of Kewpie. I don't have framed pictures of my pets. Maybe I should get some.
12:05 AM - May 05, 2024
From Wednesday: I'll admit, I talk to myself. It helps me figure out problems, organize thoughts, and come to hopefully rational conclusions about all the bullcrap going on in my life.
Also, one of my favorite childhood TV movies: Fluppy Dogs!
Also, one of my favorite childhood TV movies: Fluppy Dogs!
05:48 PM - May 04, 2024
People always warn you about home ownership with what if your water heater goes out or a tree falls on your roof or your foundation is faulty, but they never warn you about neighbors who will complain to the city about...[checks note]...loud gutters.
05:07 PM - May 04, 2024
Time for another thrilling installment of Brutus vs. Ramona. I know you were all excited for the next episode.
12:31 PM - May 04, 2024
I mean, I get wanting a hamburger but the cost would be the same either way, I would think.
What the hell is that hat Simon is wearing?
What the hell is that hat Simon is wearing?
11:26 PM - May 03, 2024
Maybe it's the format, but this just doesn't land how it's supposed to. (From 1910)
And this is not the George Baker who created Sad Sack.
And this is not the George Baker who created Sad Sack.
10:44 PM - May 03, 2024
I'm getting caught up on posts I did this week but wasn't on social media to post about.
From Monday: I'm concerned that Brutus acknowledging Miss Preen's hair is "What happened!?!" and not "You did something different. It looks good." Miss Preen isn't there for your male gaze, Brutus.
From Monday: I'm concerned that Brutus acknowledging Miss Preen's hair is "What happened!?!" and not "You did something different. It looks good." Miss Preen isn't there for your male gaze, Brutus.
08:09 PM - May 03, 2024
"We're going to do a statewide Click It or Ticket campaign for Memorial Day...for 2 weeks."
Look, wear your seat belt. My car doesn't move until everyone is buckled, but 2 weeks of this? Seems like overkill and a way to gouge for money.
Look, wear your seat belt. My car doesn't move until everyone is buckled, but 2 weeks of this? Seems like overkill and a way to gouge for money.
07:48 PM - May 03, 2024
I have absolutely no idea why whoever chose this irradiated green lightbulb for this porch light.
11:55 PM - May 02, 2024
In Brutus' defense I scrolled through two years of posts and never saw a strip where Brutus complains about getting old. Complaining about work? Yes. Complaining about family? Absolutely. Complaining about life in general. Most definitely. But not complaining about getting older.
10:32 PM - May 02, 2024
Kris Kobach can go die in a fire.
Kobach and none of these other politicians actually care about Israel. They only care about it being the only non-Arab country in the Middle East and something about Jesus.
And really, it's just the Jesus thing.
Kobach and none of these other politicians actually care about Israel. They only care about it being the only non-Arab country in the Middle East and something about Jesus.
And really, it's just the Jesus thing.
09:45 PM - May 02, 2024
Check out this goose that was protecting the entrance to my city's water treatment plant.
08:51 PM - May 02, 2024
I'm taking some time off from social media. I don't like the way it's been making me feel the last couple of weeks.
You can continue following me and reading my Born Loser updates on my website, if you are in to that kind of thing.
You can continue following me and reading my Born Loser updates on my website, if you are in to that kind of thing.
11:21 PM - Apr 28, 2024
Scrolling through newspapers and found a town I had never heard of. Pierce Junction, KS.
It was in southeastern Brown County at the intersection of two railroads. It was located around present-day U.S. 73 & Sunflower Rd. In 1910, when this newspaper came out, Pierce Junction had a population of 26.
It was in southeastern Brown County at the intersection of two railroads. It was located around present-day U.S. 73 & Sunflower Rd. In 1910, when this newspaper came out, Pierce Junction had a population of 26.
12:06 AM - Apr 28, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
#Saturday
If Gladys was Kristen Noem, she would've just shot Kewpie and then blamed Kewpie for getting blood all over the good sofa.
If Gladys was Kristen Noem, she would've just shot Kewpie and then blamed Kewpie for getting blood all over the good sofa.
10:07 PM - Apr 27, 2024
Brutus sounds like someone who would have IBS. It's probably IBS. Chip should do a special week-long storyline about Brutus bring diagnosed with IBS.
All the prettiest people have IBS🥰
All the prettiest people have IBS🥰
11:18 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Brutus sounds like someone who would have IBS. It's probably IBS. Chip should do a special week-long storyline about Brutus bring diagnosed with IBS.
All the prettiest people have IBS🥰
All the prettiest people have IBS🥰
11:18 PM - Apr 26, 2024
