Kelly Lincoln @TheRealKellyLthe JW's are now proselytizing via unwanted phone calls.06:40 PM - May 30, 2023
TheHalfwayPost @TheHalfwayPostBREAKING: A leaked Russian memo shows that Trump sold top secret documents to Putin, but Russian officials were furious at how useless they were because they were 1 page each, written at an extremely dumbed-down level, and included Trump’s name with compliments in every sentence.01:07 PM - May 29, 2023
Nation’s Dive Bar Couples Announce Plan To Sloppily Make Out After Screaming Match
MOBILE, AL—Stumbling around and shouting to anyone who was willing to listen, the nation’s visibly intoxicated dive bar couples held a press conference Monday to announce their plan to sloppily make out with each other after engaging in a screaming match. “We are here today to fucking let all y’all ..
Remember it's memorial day, so if you once served, are still alive, roaming the streets and demanding free steaks and blowjobs. This day is not for you, don't make it about you, if you do make it about you then fuck you for your service. I mean that sincerely.
Larry Judah @Larryafs212:18 PM - May 29, 2023
Katheryne Helendale @Kat_HelendaleI only use staffed checkout.01:46 AM - May 29, 2023
Thunderschnozzle @ThunderschnozzleSo... whose side are we on here, senator Graham or Russia? Just asking for a friend.03:04 AM - May 29, 2023
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomicOh yeah! That’s like being 11 and finding a hustler magazine under a tree …or a pack of smokes somebody left on the bus stop bench when you’re 14 LOL10:44 PM - May 27, 2023
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomicI find it ironic that “Democrats” (by definition believe in rule by majority)are tasked with defending a “Republic” which is by definition rule of law while “Republicans” are tasked with trying to destroy those laws moving the nation away from rule of law toward Anarchy.02:23 PM - May 27, 2023
Terminal Lance “Unexpected Guest II: Memorial Day” - Terminal Lance
Oh Chesty, making his 2nd appearance in Terminal Lance. Of course, Chesty has a point. I talked about this quite a bit last year, and frankly I still feel the same way. Memorial Day is a national holiday dedicated to remembering the fallen. This much is true and should be regarded with absolute resp..
makalani bandele @makbandeleOk. Uu seem to have forgot how Biden folded during Thomas's confirmations hearing & left Anita Hill looking like a liar. U forget his support of the Crime Bill. Are u following the Debt ceiling negotiations? Repubs want to undo everything Dems did in the last 2 yrs. What does a compromise look like?02:27 PM - May 27, 2023
I got to see Alice Cooper for 45 bucks.
Front rows were like a hundred and that was still in this century.
DJNoneYa @DJNoneYaavg ticket price for Taylor Swift ticket....02:26 PM - May 27, 2023
currently nose bleed seat for tonite show $1200
Humans are #nuts
Missy The MAGA Slayer @Trueblue751Do whatever it takes!02:02 PM - May 27, 2023
Kelly Sedinger @KellySedingerHmmm! I'm not sure they're completely forgotten, but you don't seem to hear a whole lot about Three Mile Island or Chernobyl anymore, and I wonder sometimes what world-wide energy policy would look like if not for these two calamities.02:04 PM - May 27, 2023
04:14 AM - May 27, 2023Rosie Doran @rosielebontennant
Hungover me: Goddammit! Who stomped a turd half way down the kitchen sink!?