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Welcome to the internet… Oh, I see your penis is already out...carry on then. "...and he shall know the ways as if born to them"
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Me captaining the first earth star ship: Dude, this is getting fucking boring! You are like the 9th all powerful benevolent alien race this month to show up and “test” our species for some special kinda shit. Is that all you fuckers do!?
01:39 PM - Mar 03, 2024
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Imagine working where the stupid ones live https://spoutible.com/thre...
Nanci CatMom @NanciN
Any type of customer service job 🙀
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As a building maintenance person for 28 years as a career I've seen some shit. Offered and declined sex for favors from residents, falsely accused of theft or sexual harassment, found dead bodies, been shot at, attempts at assaulting me, attempts to blackmail me, bribe me, or otherwise corrupt me
12:29 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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28 years working in property management I’ve learned of you are a renter, it’s all about the company you keep.
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
How do some folks ruin their credit history so quick? They get approved for a lease, then in a matter of months they invite old friends over, start doing drugs again, let themselves get dragged down by those associations, get behind, get evicted, start sucking dick for coke… I’ve seen it before.
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How do some folks ruin their credit history so quick? They get approved for a lease, then in a matter of months they invite old friends over, start doing drugs again, let themselves get dragged down by those associations, get behind, get evicted, start sucking dick for coke… I’ve seen it before.
03:06 AM - Mar 02, 2024
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Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
I got Sunday matinee tickets to Dune part II for my wife and I Sunday then Get to see The 3 body problem premier on streaming toward the end of this month!!!!!!
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I got Sunday matinee tickets to Dune part II for my wife and I Sunday then Get to see The 3 body problem premier on streaming toward the end of this month!!!!!!
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
If you haven't read the Cixin Liu novels yet... https://www.youtube.com/wa...
3 Body Problem | Official Trailer | Netflix - YouTube

There's someone behind everything. You just have to dig.3 Body Problem premieres on Netflix March 21st, 2024.From multiple Emmy Award-winning creators David ...

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If you haven't read the Cixin Liu novels yet... https://www.youtube.com/wa...
3 Body Problem | Official Trailer | Netflix - YouTube

There's someone behind everything. You just have to dig.3 Body Problem premieres on Netflix March 21st, 2024.From multiple Emmy Award-winning creators David ...

02:48 AM - Mar 02, 2024
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back in the day I never conceived of anything worse than Bush 2, but that is like hating Wilhelm before there was a Hitler I guess.
El Howieson @elhowieson
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The gallon jug of root beer to go back in the day, or the dine in frozen root beer mugs.
Johanne Rondeau-Wall @Henmisch
@AJOHMS1956 I don’t know why you’ve changed your avatar to A&W, but man , have you triggered some wonderful childhood memories! A real treat to get served at the family car window
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Last thing I watched was a porn so this is goin to be awkward
06:37 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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Concerning every cross species romance sci fi story I always found it odd that if we have sex with other earth species it's considered bestiality, but as long as we're flying past the speed of light and mating with some ooze creature on Sirus B it's totally cool.
01:49 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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I am just saying we are living in the evil goatee Spock universe thanks to Biff from Back to the Future
01:43 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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Only time you’ll see me running is if I’m being chased. I imagine the first guy ever to go for a jog probably set off a mass panic.
raised by wölves @WolfePNW
30 min on the treadmill at the #SpoutibleGym . Progressive incline to 10%.
Looking for a spring 5K race to gauge fitness.
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My farts aren't that horrible they are just smelled in High Definition
11:31 AM - Feb 27, 2024
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Cops gathered around a circus clown that shot itself in the head now laying in a pool of blood: "I don't want to rule this one as a suicide just yet--there's something funny about the whole thing."
11:30 AM - Feb 27, 2024
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Like the old saying…

Give a man a fish and they’ll say,”What the fuck am I supposed to do with this fish bro!? I wanted Taco Bell!”

…get the food before you toke up.
11:24 AM - Feb 27, 2024
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Where I come from the “gang bangers” usually toss shoes on the power lines.
Keith Eveslage @KeithShow
You may have to enlarge to see the dildos that have been hanging over the street since last May.
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Dildo’s aren’t in the word cloud yet.
05:37 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Reminds me of a parody version of this painting it’s easy to find the light saber parody version but the dildo wielding one I saw once is difficult to track down
Derek Croucher @dcroucher
That looks like someone tossed their dildo nunchucks up there.
05:20 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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As far as we know they could have had family at home not interested in going out but it’s nice enough to bring something home, I don’t automatically assume folks are just cheapskates. This is why I ask for more information to get a better idea.
Jo not a bot sol @Josol1626
There were no fees. This was a chain breakfast restaurant. The meals were not expensive. They ordered several each and took the leftovers home. This was not a fancy restaurant.
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Seems tipping is the hot button topic of the day but we’ll never know the whole story. Getting mad because someone else didn’t tip as good as you and automatically assuming it’s because they are a cheapskate is a knee jerk reaction. How do you know what another patrons income situation is? How do
03:17 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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I tip generously, but not for the taxes and service fees I tip my percentages based on the prices listed on the menu before those taxes and fees.
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
The tip given was probably based on cost of the meals before taxes, and service fees if the bill was for 70 bucks at the end of the meal. They probably tipped based menu prices of the meals and drinks not the additional tacked on fees. The plates could have been 15 to 20 each w/ 5 bucks in drinks.
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The tip given was probably based on cost of the meals before taxes, and service fees if the bill was for 70 bucks at the end of the meal. They probably tipped based menu prices of the meals and drinks not the additional tacked on fees. The plates could have been 15 to 20 each w/ 5 bucks in drinks.
12:41 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Arik Absurd @Ariksavage
I absolutely hate this woman, but broken clocks...
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Reruns of Benny Hill for me.
Jasra - no DMs @Jasra
I used to stay up late on Saturday nights to watch Monty Python reruns. My mom thought I was crazy. I guess it wasn’t her cup of tea. 😂
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Don’t forget all the frozen turds, there must be a couple of tons of that on Everest by now.
Jacquelyn G. @Alaquin
Some people have no respect for anything but themselves. Then there are people like this, who find a way to turn the selfish destructiveness of others into something good. #responsibilitymatters #cleanyourmess
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