Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit
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Welcome to the internet… Oh, I see your penis is already out...carry on then. "...and he shall know the ways as if born to them"
04:11 PM - Feb 10, 2023
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Next thing you know, Steven Segal will move to Moscow too.
07:52 PM - May 30, 2023
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Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit
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Na na na naaa, Na na na naaa, Hey, hey, hey! goodbye biiiiitch! https://www.newsweek.com/b...
07:27 PM - May 30, 2023
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Hello, your souls warranty may be expiring soon…
Kelly Lincoln @TheRealKellyL
the JW's are now proselytizing via unwanted phone calls.
06:40 PM - May 30, 2023
06:42 PM - May 30, 2023 (Edited)
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Are your Jeeps headlights “angry” because your cock is so small mister dudebro?
04:09 PM - May 30, 2023
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04:04 PM - May 30, 2023
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This dumb bitch should have been arrested immediately. And the problem is nobody’s talking like she was, dumb motherfuckers calling it a “tragedy” but no arrests?https://www.king5.com/vide...
02:01 AM - May 30, 2023 (Edited)
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The fact that they were written with an Orange crayon should have been a dead giveaway.
TheHalfwayPost @TheHalfwayPost
BREAKING: A leaked Russian memo shows that Trump sold top secret documents to Putin, but Russian officials were furious at how useless they were because they were 1 page each, written at an extremely dumbed-down level, and included Trump’s name with compliments in every sentence.
01:07 PM - May 29, 2023
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It's supposed to be parody, but it's real. She's going to hit on strangers to piss him off, then he's going to get in a bar fight over it, spend the night in jail and she's going to go blow one of her male "besties" to get his bail money the next morning. Pretty fucking typical for barsexuals.
01:05 PM - May 29, 2023
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Imagine being just broke enough as a child on taco Tuesday you can't afford tortillas, but can afford white bread & a rolling pin.
12:38 PM - May 29, 2023
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PSA:

Remember it's memorial day, so if you once served, are still alive, roaming the streets and demanding free steaks and blowjobs. This day is not for you, don't make it about you, if you do make it about you then fuck you for your service. I mean that sincerely.
12:33 PM - May 29, 2023
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That meme is way off. George H.W. Bush was president from '89 to '93. His son GW was in the Air Force as a reservist. It wasn't exactly an exemplary time in service of course but it was 30 years ago, not 40.
Larry Judah @Larryafs2
12:18 PM - May 29, 2023
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Unless they pay me at least 15 dollars an hour for the whole time I am in the store because I may take 1.5 hours to shop and check out I don’t think I would use self checkout either
Katheryne Helendale @Kat_Helendale
I only use staffed checkout.
01:46 AM - May 29, 2023
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This is one of those situations I treat like Desantis vs Disney, fuck them both.
Thunderschnozzle @Thunderschnozzle
So... whose side are we on here, senator Graham or Russia? Just asking for a friend.
03:04 AM - May 29, 2023
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I saw a 9 year old kid with a brown belt in his little karate outfit at the grocery store and gave him a pop quiz …didn’t think he’d go down that easy.
06:53 PM - May 28, 2023
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More proud boys from J-6 going to prison! https://youtu.be/RrLRe6bpM... Don’t @ me because you hate rape jokes & want to lecture me about “rape culture”. Rape’s just rape, not a culture ain’t no old country called “Rapelandia” steeped in historical rape traditions, no annual rape festivals etc…
Prison Bitch - YouTube

This is Obvously what happens in prison

03:35 PM - May 28, 2023 (Edited)
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Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit
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Kids these days will never know, because they can order all the smokes liquor and porn online with their parents ID and delivery drivers don’t really give a flying fuck. I know because I buy imported scotch online I am supposed to sign for and they just drop it at the fucking door.
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
Oh yeah! That’s like being 11 and finding a hustler magazine under a tree …or a pack of smokes somebody left on the bus stop bench when you’re 14 LOL
10:44 PM - May 27, 2023
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Essentially democrats really should stop calling themselves democrats because they are defending real republican ideology and republicans should just call themselves libertarian anarchists and they can fuck off. And Socialists? Well they can fuck off too.
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
I find it ironic that “Democrats” (by definition believe in rule by majority)are tasked with defending a “Republic” which is by definition rule of law while “Republicans” are tasked with trying to destroy those laws moving the nation away from rule of law toward Anarchy.
02:23 PM - May 27, 2023
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My spit roaster grill is complete!
07:07 PM - May 27, 2023
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The reason for the season https://terminallance.com/...
03:07 PM - May 27, 2023
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Folks still responding to my spouts with half cocked emotional outbursts obviously didn’t learn comprehension in middle school English did they? Because they cannot comprehend that I actually agree with them but I just often explain things in a calm rational manner.
03:02 PM - May 27, 2023
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Still sowing chaos for political purity over that of practicality while in the big tent just talking shit about the hosts who put the big tent up.
makalani bandele @makbandele
Ok. Uu seem to have forgot how Biden folded during Thomas's confirmations hearing & left Anita Hill looking like a liar. U forget his support of the Crime Bill. Are u following the Debt ceiling negotiations? Repubs want to undo everything Dems did in the last 2 yrs. What does a compromise look like?
02:27 PM - May 27, 2023
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I got to see Motörhead for 45 bucks.
I got to see Alice Cooper for 45 bucks.
Front rows were like a hundred and that was still in this century.
DJNoneYa @DJNoneYa
avg ticket price for Taylor Swift ticket....

$920

currently nose bleed seat for tonite show $1200

Humans are #nuts
02:26 PM - May 27, 2023
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I find it ironic that “Democrats” (by definition believe in rule by majority)are tasked with defending a “Republic” which is by definition rule of law while “Republicans” are tasked with trying to destroy those laws moving the nation away from rule of law toward Anarchy.
Missy The MAGA Slayer @Trueblue751
Do whatever it takes!
02:02 PM - May 27, 2023
02:23 PM - May 27, 2023 (Edited)
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The notion those areas would be dead & uninhabitable for thousands years was rather inaccurate. Plant life and animal life has reestablished in a matter of decades quite resiliently, still not a good idea for humans to stay for extended periods but the outcomes were nowhere near severe as predicted
Kelly Sedinger @KellySedinger
Hmmm! I'm not sure they're completely forgotten, but you don't seem to hear a whole lot about Three Mile Island or Chernobyl anymore, and I wonder sometimes what world-wide energy policy would look like if not for these two calamities.
02:04 PM - May 27, 2023
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Ash Higgins
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02:04 PM - May 27, 2023
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I never play Hungry like a Wolf because it always reminds me of that crazy bitch Diane Downs. She was our mail man.
Rosie Doran @rosielebontennant
04:14 AM - May 27, 2023
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You know just because the Desantis campaign launch went badly it doesn’t mean he can’t become president. You’re laughing now but a lot of fucked up shit can happen by Election Day.
04:07 AM - May 27, 2023
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Drunk me: LoL this will be funny!
Hungover me: Goddammit! Who stomped a turd half way down the kitchen sink!?
03:59 AM - May 27, 2023
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I married a nice Jewish girl but she’s so kosher she doesn’t let me lick her pussy on the sabbath
03:54 AM - May 27, 2023
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Folks fight about leaving the seat up or down. I leave the toilet plunger in the bowl and piss in my back yard so I am not l the same as the rest of you.
11:06 PM - May 26, 2023 (Edited)
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