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Welcome to the internet… Oh, I see your penis is already out...carry on then. "...and he shall know the ways as if born to them"
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In response to those "God is my co-pilot" bumper stickers I hear Scientology created "E.T. is my Proctologist" stickers to outdo them.
05:00 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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A big reason why I never dated anyone who ever dated a varsity wrestler
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
When almost the whole HS wrestling team got caught using steroids. Which was a surprise because I always figured they'd just wind up causing a major herpes outbreak or some hazing incident involving sodomizing the new guy with a mop handle instead, which are more common things in the amateur sport
04:44 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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When almost the whole HS wrestling team got caught using steroids. Which was a surprise because I always figured they'd just wind up causing a major herpes outbreak or some hazing incident involving sodomizing the new guy with a mop handle instead, which are more common things in the amateur sport
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04:25 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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Never saw that scene on Pornhub
03:27 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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Not my first murder while working in property management. got called in to access the security cameras tonight, I will be busy burning discs tomorrow afternoon https://www.thenewstribune...
03:16 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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One time I was nibbling on this girls toes, because she was into that...and got corn stuck between my teeth.
11:59 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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The ultimate test to see if your employers actually listen to you, just say,”Sorry I’m late boss, I was trapped on an escalator for 2 hours.”
11:58 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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Thinking about writing a Star Wars steam punk fanfic set during the Civil War where Obi Wan is an abolitionist who says,"These aren't the negroids you are looking for..." while ferrying slaves on the underground railroad.
11:58 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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My wife asked for a Ding Dong I think I misinterpreted her signals but she’s ok with these
05:48 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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01:00 AM - Mar 23, 2024
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Country Girl By Black Sabbath Legendado - YouTube

"Country Girl" faz parte de Mob Rules, o segundo álbum que o grupo gravou com Ronnie James Dio, que era muito mais propenso a escrever uma letra romântica do...

12:58 AM - Mar 23, 2024
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For the bugs!
12:06 AM - Mar 23, 2024
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Porn parody…no need to change the title
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
3 body problem is so far just as good as the book
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Wow! just seeing that fucking nanowire slice that fucking ship apart was better than I visualized in Cixin Liu’s book!
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It’s a rather good remake of Martians Go Home https://youtu.be/xZthm2Qas...
Martians Go Home (1989) with Randy Quaid - Trailer - YouTube

This trailer for the ridiculous 1989 alien-sex-frat comedy starring Randy Quaid was found on our VHS copy of Watchers II. It looks terrible.

Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
3 body problem is so far just as good as the book
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3 body problem is so far just as good as the book
11:51 PM - Mar 21, 2024
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09:27 PM - Mar 21, 2024
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I think I just watched a gay western porn parody because the line went,”Vages? We don’t need no stinking vages !
08:30 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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Ended the day pulling out my firearm AGAIN! Motherfucker was circling my compactor trying to illegally dump a truckload of tires and when I caught him while carrying my bear spray can and he "said if you spray me I'm getting my gun" the wrong response to me telling you to get off private property.
Mr. Higgins Totally not an alien in a skin suit @thegfewebcomic
If I tell someone they have to leave the property because I catch en fuckin w/ the sprinkler system shut offs, & they start moving towards me In the middle of a busy work zone where I got tools out everywhere arguing im gonna tell em to leave the property again with my gun out no ifs ands or butts.
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If I tell someone they have to leave the property because I catch en fuckin w/ the sprinkler system shut offs, & they start moving towards me In the middle of a busy work zone where I got tools out everywhere arguing im gonna tell em to leave the property again with my gun out no ifs ands or butts.
04:26 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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Funny thing I never see mentioned on certain preppers plans, if you are in the bunker where are you going to take a shit? Or are you just going to store it on the shelves where the food you just ate was to save space? I mean a Bunker is kinda a closed ecosystem of sorts. Cough! Cough!
01:09 AM - Mar 19, 2024
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I am planning on writing a big book on double entendre's and then go into negotiations with Merriam-Webster to publish it for me calling it "The Pervert to English Dictionary". Should be a bigger seller than my adult pop up book
01:06 AM - Mar 19, 2024
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How to say you’re Generation X without saying you’re Generation X… Well, I can’t eat “Miso” soup without hearing 2 Live Crew in my brain.
01:05 AM - Mar 19, 2024
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No wonder my cucumber infused water has been tasting like Clamato juice lately!
Alan Warren @Radiocubb
12:44 AM - Mar 19, 2024
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The worst part is finally getting them out then repairing the extensive damage they caused followed by contacting creditors to file for reimbursement and restitution. But it doesn’t just happen to landlords sometimes it happens to new home buyers just getting ready to move in too.
Nikki Norman @DarlinNikki
Watching court cases dealing with squatters lets me know that I will never have the temperament to be a landlord, cause there is no effing way…
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I heard a radio DJ once say every girl is a brown eyed girl if you look for it hard enough
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
#IrishMusic

So hard to find my way
Now that I'm all on my own
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl (Official Audio) - YouTube

Official Audio for "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van MorrisonListen to Van Morrison: https://VanMorrison.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the official Van Morrison YouTube...

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When you really want to look like a British airman from the 1940’s
Milla Mélomane @Britpoptarts
Stop lying
03:29 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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I am genius! I have the next billion dollar idea... I'm thinking of radically changing prison industry, by building an app & making it a gig job like everything else.
05:04 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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The one day a year everybody pretends to be Irish, not considered cultural appropriation or racist for some reason, every Irish stereotype is put on display, but when Cinco De Mayo rolls around you don't see my ass wearing fake mustache, a poncho, and a rather large hat carrying a bottle of tequila.
05:00 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Do we want folks like that to breed together though?
Nikki Norman @DarlinNikki
It’s crazy when you realize that both of your friends in a toxic relationship are the problem, and maybe it would be better for them to stay together to reduce the spread of the toxicity.
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