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I'm not getting a divorce, my husband is just taking me upstate to live on a farm where I will have plenty of room to run around.
05:34 PM - Feb 14, 2023
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My favorite thing in gaming is joining a group and they want to be on chat. The surprise that I'm a girl is fun, but I really love their astonishment when they find out that I'm 48. It's the best! 😄
03:29 PM - Jul 29, 2023 (Edited)
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You know you're an adult when you get something mundane and it makes you so happy. Got a new vacuum and finally got the ac fixed on my car. I was giddy for HOURS!
03:25 PM - Jul 29, 2023
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Alberto Pastor @albertopastor
"The states that could watch this rare spectacle include Alaska, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Maine, Maryland, New York, New Hampshire, Washington, Vermont, Idaho, Massachusetts, Wyoming, and Indiana."
🌌🎆🌎 #NorthernLights #space #Astronomy #Spoutible
10:52 AM - Jul 08, 2023
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People who sneeze just once, how does it feel to be one of god's favorites?
08:43 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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Alert!! Costco has a huge bag of these and they should be illegal! Seriously though, they are delicious!
08:37 PM - Jul 06, 2023
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Idea for Titanic 2: Heaven

Rose's Husband: "Rose? Finally! I waited for you for so long! I missed you!...Rose?...Rose!...who is that guy?!"

Jack: "You'll never let go, huh, Rose??..."

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08:30 PM - Jul 06, 2023
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I caught these unearthly mammatus clouds west of the Kimball NE area just after sunset on Fri 6/23/23. They were generated by a severe storm complex in far NE CO. Image (c) Robert Henson.
01:31 AM - Jun 26, 2023
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I'm almost 49 and still able to use the smallest font size on my phone without glasses. It's my only win, let me have this one!
04:58 PM - Jun 26, 2023
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I'm not generally a fan of prequels, show or movie, but I gotta admit that I really like Star Trek Strange New Worlds. I'm even finding it difficult to pick a favorite character.
10:22 AM - Jun 18, 2023 (Edited)
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I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I trained my dog to eat on command and poop on command, so I guess you could sa...wait... my dog is a genius!
08:07 PM - Jun 08, 2023
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I am terrible about echoing posts because I like the heart button more. My apologies to anyone that deserved an echo.
07:23 PM - Jun 08, 2023
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Not a huge fan of the Beatles, but I love Carol Burnett
Beatles Tribute from The Carol Burnett Show - YouTube

Carol gets by with a little help from her friends - Phyllis Diller, Gwen Verdon, and Bobbie Gentry! And for the first time ever, you can now stream this full...

07:05 PM - Jun 08, 2023
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How do you share a video on here from YouTube so it isn't just a link? Yes, I'm old.
06:36 PM - Jun 08, 2023 (Edited)
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I'm, "My mom has 8 Facebook accounts because she doesn't know how to use the 'forgot my password' function," years old.
04:38 PM - Jun 08, 2023
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I want to travel. As long as it doesn't involve going anywhere.
04:17 PM - Jun 08, 2023
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I love the beach! Except for sunburns, hot sand, amount of people, sweating, and too many people. But other than that, its great!
03:28 PM - Jun 08, 2023
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Still pretty pissed that I can't have all the dogs I want because I'm allergic to short haired breeds. 😡
03:17 PM - Jun 08, 2023
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Does anyone else have a song constantly playing in their head? The second I open my eyes, my brain has a song ready. Just some random song. I didn't pick it. Well, I mean, it's my brain, so I guess technically I did pick it. No? Just me? Welp. Anyway, today's song is Nights in White Satin.
12:10 PM - Jun 08, 2023
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I talk a lot of smack for someone who has to use my phone's calendar to remind me of every single thing I need to do.*

Yes, I set a reminder for tomorrow to cook the bacon that's in my fridge, and yes, it's been in there for a week, what of it??
08:32 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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I'm just a girl, standing here in front of you, hoping you can tell me what I came into this room for.
08:23 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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Tried to share a video I took with my phone from Google photos and got a message saying the video didn't pass safety checks? It's a video of my dog growling at a song. ???
07:51 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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Doggie bag? No thanks, I'll just nibble on my cleavage crumbs when I feel peckish.
06:29 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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Men: boobs are awesome!
Me: *swiping crumbs out of my bra for the 3rd time today* yeah, totally awesome...
02:58 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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"Let's go out and go shopping!"
"I can't. I've got a ton of cleaning to do!"*

*Diablo IV just came out and I haven't unlocked the horse yet.
11:26 AM - Jun 07, 2023
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Ahhhh, the south. Or also known as that place where you hope for a tiny hurricane so it won't be 100° in the shade. I mean, it's still 100° but at least it's cloudy and there's a reason it's 100% humidity!
11:08 AM - Jun 07, 2023
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I just impulse ordered an outfit that I'm too old for, but I'm also old enough that I don't care anymore and I'm gonna wear it anyway. What are they gonna do, fine me for feeling cute?
10:42 AM - Jun 07, 2023
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I'm *turns the radio down so I can find a location while driving my car* old.
10:33 AM - Jun 07, 2023
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Someone drew my shih tzu boy in colored pencil. She's so talented!
01:07 AM - Jun 06, 2023
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Stumpy butt chillin.
01:02 AM - Jun 06, 2023
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91° and 63% humidity. Pardon me while I swim to the kitchen.
12:58 AM - Jun 06, 2023
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