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On Trump's index cards:

Dear Donald,

1. Don't pick your wedgie.
2. Do wave your hands around a lot so no one notices how small they are.
3. Don't loosen your butt cheeks, it's never just a fart.
4. Do squint and purse your lips, people will think you're sexy like that Zoolander.

Love, Donald
Thinkerbelle @Thinkerbelle
What is written on trump’s index cards? 1)Pick up lunch at deli 2) call Melania and tell her I’m in a business meeting 3) show top secret documents to an adversary of the US 4) move boxes again?
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