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Okay, so it turns out that Ron DeSantis wasn't a fighter pilot in the Navy as he claims, he was really a urinalysis assistant. That's right, Ron was a Piss Boy in the Navy, or actually, the Assistant Piss Boy. Definitely presidential material, amirite?
09:58 PM - Mar 07, 2023
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Profit Greenly
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In response to Jerf.
They gotta remake this skit for him.
08:52 PM - Oct 20, 2023
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Whoa!
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In response to Jerf.
This doesn't prove anything. It's a fitness for duty form. It says "collateral duties. Everyone in the Navy has collateral duties. You will need to make a FOIA request for his DD-214 to know what he did in the Navy.
06:28 PM - Oct 20, 2023
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Carole Ramirez
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In response to Jerf.
Does that mean he was in charge of cleaning the urinals? 😉 Anyway he and Donald have a lot in common. Ron analyzes pee. Donald likes golden showers. 😂
08:54 AM - Sep 13, 2023
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Pete Sapardi
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#PissPuddin desatan
04:44 PM - Aug 30, 2023
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Veve Pat
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09:43 AM - Aug 05, 2023
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Kos
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In response to Jerf.
He claimed he was a pilot? SMH what was he thinking? I knew he was a joke, but I thought he was more serious than your average stolen valor perp.
12:49 PM - Aug 02, 2023
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Kos
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In response to Kos.
Just wanted to follow up on this since it got stuck in my head when you recently liked the comment. The UA duties were typically given as "extra" ones, over and above the normal sailor or officer's job. He could have still been a pilot and been given UA officer duties.
09:38 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Birdmom5766
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OMG, this is soooooo funny! Whoever dug this up deserves an award!
08:55 AM - Aug 01, 2023
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StateSide
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In response to Jerf.
To be fair he was also assigned as a lawyer, a JAG. I think this might have been what he did between assignments. (Odd job for a lawyer, though.)
07:23 AM - Aug 01, 2023
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Virgil Garcia
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In response to StateSide.
To be fair he's been lying about being Naval Fighter Pilot. No knock on his service or his assignment (someone has to do it). But he's a liar. I mean isn't there a code of ethics for officers or something?
08:35 AM - Aug 01, 2023
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Jodi B
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😂🤣😂
10:02 AM - Jul 29, 2023
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Laurie Canaday
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In response to Jerf.
Seems Desatan is still pissed🤣
10:16 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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Retropian
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In response to Jerf.
Would his misrepresentation count as Stolen Valor? My closest friend is a retired AF Colonel now in his 80’s. He was a top gun back in the day. He flew spy missions. How dare that POS desantis pretend he’s in the same league. He’s a pissant.
03:54 PM - Jul 19, 2023
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You look marvelous
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Pee Boy really is golden!
01:50 AM - Mar 09, 2023
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Milo Velimirović
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Repeating what was said to me when I posted it elsewhere. The dates are in the wrong format: they should be DD MMM YY, as written they're in the future.
04:22 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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Milo Velimirović
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I'm also a huge fan of ISO 8601. Accordingly today is 2023-03-08.
04:24 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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Carolyn
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I am so shocked.
04:18 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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Jenny_Jupiter
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Urine for some embarrassment Gitmo Gimp
03:20 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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Julie B
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hahahhahahahahahaahhaah{breathe}hahahahahahahhaah{gasp}hahahahahahahha
03:14 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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MaJoad
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Ron Peesanpiss
11:23 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Jillian Anger
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Oh wow! I had a part time job at a medical lab when I was in high school, doing none other than urinalysis. So, I guess according to Ronnie I can now say I was a fighter pilot!

That sounds way cooler than ‘pee Queen’ -which was my unofficial title at the lab. 🤣😂
11:18 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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MaJoad
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Ron PeeSantis
11:15 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Jeffrey Bigger
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10:50 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Virgil Garcia
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In response to Jeffrey Bigger.
I watched Blazing Saddles about 10 years ago and I felt time had not been kind to the humor. I'll probably never watch this again and ruin it the same way. I can't think of a better way to enjoy this than being a young, baked, college kid.
08:38 AM - Aug 01, 2023
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Carla Reid + Chilla
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In response to Jerf.
So, all the nonsense he talks is him just takin' the piss.
10:43 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️
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In response to Carla Reid + Chilla.
He's pissing into the wind.
10:47 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Chris MacDhomnuill
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In the army thats a job for an E4 or 5 not an officer. He was the work order guy too? (Facility coordinator call in work orders for stuff like plugged toilets and broken doors).
10:34 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Jenny Blue
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10:33 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Ground Control
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And people wonder why I refuse to be afraid of this runt.
10:21 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Adele Not the singer
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does that explain his fixation on genitalia?
08:02 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Julie McGill
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Pee all that you can pee......oh wait that's Army.
07:56 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Jerf
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In response to Julie McGill.
In the Navy, you can do as you please.
In the Navy, we get down on our knees.
08:12 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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