No. You cannot date my daughter.

“Six feet!”

Dude, why the attitude?

Option one. You're either very brave or....

Option two: Family comes in all shapes and sizes.

Option three: Become a big brother...

Option four: This is what diversity looks like.

"Are you my mother?"

Can you believe that Ben Franklin wanted the turkey as the national symbol?

Really? This is your idea of giving me space? There’s literally a whole forest out there.

Little Bird to the Eagle: come here often?

Yeah I don’t know what the wingless dipshits down there are doing either.

I agree. All the smart birds are on Spoutible.

Hmmm... a moment on the lips, but a lifetime on the hips.

“And then the Seagull says…”

Eagle: I'm a Republican and I'm going to take you down for trying to encroach on me!

Bird: I'm a Democrat and not afraid of your bluster. You're glaring but I'm quite calm as you can see.

"Dude, you're still on Twitter???"

Hi, Little one...I see you.

"Let's do this!"
(They are clearly partners in crime for some big shennanigans)

✨ “Hmmmm.. Shall I call thee ‘friend’ or ‘food’?” 🤔💕

Strength and Beauty in Diversity

"Does this branch make my ass look big?"

My poops are bigger than you👀😬