Misha Ellison
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To honor the Utah parent fighting back against book banning, let's play #SpotTheBiblePorn ! Feel free to add your own verses in replies or spout with the hashtag.

Let's get it started with some light incest from 2 Samuel 13:11 --

"...he took hold of her and said, 'Come, lie with me, my sister.'
05:41 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Carla Reid + Chilla
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In response to Misha Ellison.
Can't play, that is the only book I would not bring into my house. Such trash.
11:10 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Irminsul Harp
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In response to Misha Ellison.
This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
08:12 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Irminsul Harp.
Elitely gorgeous guppy Irminsul, we'll just have to have a looksee now, won't we?
08:13 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Anton Brakhage
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In response to Misha Ellison.
"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them." (Ezekiel 16:17)

https://www.salon.com/2015...
07:41 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Anton Brakhage.
Just feel the coolness of those biblical golden dildos stroked across your skin.
07:42 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Grandma Sharon
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06:45 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Grandma Sharon.
As my love would say....

"BOOBS!"
06:47 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Grandma Sharon
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In response to Misha Ellison.
“You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” (Ezekiel 16:17)
06:43 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Grandma Sharon.
Ah yes, who doesn't remember the biblical golden dildos?

(Just between us - you really want to use the silver ones instead. They're easier to clean.)
06:46 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Felisa We got more emojis?
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In response to Misha Ellison.
I can't stop laughing at the comments 🤣 😂 💀
06:42 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to Felisa We got more emojis?.
Elitely gorgeous guppy Felisa, please! We're bible studying in here. A little decorum if you don't mind?
06:44 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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06:08 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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aaron
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In response to Misha Ellison.
Song of Solomon 7 is a straight up Bible-era sext (you should read the whole thing - here's a highlight)

"Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit.
I said, "I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit."

Aw yeah, climb that tree
05:46 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to aaron.
Mmmmmm... palm fruit....
05:48 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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K Black
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In response to aaron.
Now it's a party!!!
06:59 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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aaron
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In response to Misha Ellison.
It's always Ezekiel 23:20, baby:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
05:42 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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In response to aaron.
Aaron - can I borrow this one for the main timeline?
06:59 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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Carla Reid + Chilla
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In response to aaron.
Wow! Hmm, I wonder if this is what makes the zealots cling so desperately to this particular book, all this sex.
11:10 PM - Mar 23, 2023
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