Elie Mystal
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Wife: What are we going to do about the possum?
Me: I don't know. Wolves?
Wife: Let me rephrase: "What are YOU going to do about the possum?"
Me: Let me rephrase: "Do I look like a wolf?"
01:30 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Jan Walsh
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Also, too, a possum’s life expectancy is only two years, so cherish that little toothy, pointy-nosed, short-lived creature that will rid your environs of pests.
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(((Pro-Choice Morgana)))
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In response to Elie Mystal.
What I do about possums: I put out a bowl of cat food, and I give them names.
01:42 PM - Nov 18, 2023
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Jeff Lockard
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Maybe a little?
09:29 PM - Oct 18, 2023
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sousi
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Possums are lovely, gentle creatures. Feed it and it will stop by every evening. Don't feed it, and it will go elsewhere.
06:06 AM - Jul 27, 2023
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Emmy Green
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Leave the possum alone. They cause no harm and they devour ticks.
06:36 PM - Apr 30, 2023
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R.A. Roth
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Possum eat ticks, grubs, baby mice, and are immune to rabies. Get that possum a throne and worship it.
06:27 PM - Apr 30, 2023
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Guitar Lady
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In response to Elie Mystal.
You're cracking me up.
11:00 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Patrice Brost O'Rourke
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Opossum are great to have in the yard they eat ticks and all other little creepy animal carcasses. They're like the garbage disposal of the animal world.
11:26 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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RtHonMinisterOfSnark
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Possums eat Ticks. Lots of them
09:55 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Pam Martella Shaouy
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Just enjoy the possum's antics! They provide impressive pest control services for free. They're not at all aggressive (unless cornered), and it's extraordinarily rare for them to get rabies.
11:53 AM - Apr 24, 2023
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Marc Caldwell
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Saw one with like 6 babies riding on its back while on a run today. They are cute and even if you're a wolf you ain't catching that thing. 🤣
09:13 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Paul Holmes
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In response to Elie Mystal.
The Oakland As are solving their possum problem by moving to Las Vegas. Just a thought...
12:08 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Darlene Pytlinski
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In response to Elie Mystal.
We had raccoons. After they left their attic nest in the spring, we patched the hole they crawled in and placed moth balls around the attic. They hate them.
11:32 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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JunieMo1
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Oh Elie. Thanks for the much needed belly laugh!
06:33 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Mama Kin
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Awww.... unless you have dogs that won't stop barking at it, opossum are harmless and will eat lots of bugs.
06:00 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Justin Peniston
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Ah, nothing better than a wife forgetting that you're "of a certain age" and not about that life anymore.
02:26 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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NorthCoast TerryMerryJoan
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In response to Elie Mystal.
😹 And…. Possums are our friends!
02:06 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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nanci
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In response to NorthCoast TerryMerryJoan.
Love this - knew nothing about possums
08:59 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Janet Howe
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Don’t run it off! Opossums eat ticks and other pests. They are not aggressive unless you corner them, but even then more likely to just play dead - see the phrase ‘playing possum’.
01:52 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Sitara 68
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In response to Elie Mystal.
I used wolf urine spray. It seems to work.
01:49 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Doug Kelly
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In response to Elie Mystal.
Spray it with silly string! We keep a cam on hand here and it works like a charm 👍
01:35 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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01:34 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Lisse (she/her) 4Nex❣️
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In response to Elie Mystal.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

#ElieMystal
01:34 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Rob Stiene
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In response to Elie Mystal.
I'll be chuckling about that all day. Tnx.
01:31 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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