Elie Mystal
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Wife: What are we going to do about the possum?
Me: I don't know. Wolves?
Wife: Let me rephrase: "What are YOU going to do about the possum?"
Me: Let me rephrase: "Do I look like a wolf?"
01:30 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Janet Howe
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Don’t run it off! Opossums eat ticks and other pests. They are not aggressive unless you corner them, but even then more likely to just play dead - see the phrase ‘playing possum’.
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01:52 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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