Misha Ellison
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I DECLARE A #SpoutWar

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American cheese is
ABSOLUTELY real cheese.
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(Inspired by @LadyDi )

Arena stays open for 24 hours. Judgment rendered Wednesday at high noon, US/Pacific.

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03:00 PM - May 23, 2023
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Lil
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Processed "American cheese" is roughly 50% real cheese
By evidentiary standards of American (seems fitting) jurisprudence:
Criminal -- Beyond a reasonable doubt, it is not real cheese
Civil -- Preponderance of the evidence, if 50.01%+ of product is real cheese, it's real cheese; if 50% or less,🚫
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05:49 PM - May 23, 2023
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Misha Ellison
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Elitely gorgeous Lil makes an excellent argument your honor. But I thought you banned cameras in the courtroom on account of your avocado-like figure?

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10:07 PM - May 23, 2023
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