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Here is my exclusive thread you won't believe.

I found Chucky living in Minnesota with his wife, son, and two dogs. He is no longer murdering people, and he is the president of the PTA.
09:15 AM - May 27, 2023
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Jason is no longer murdering people on Friday the 13th, and he is now a 10 star Michelin chef with restaurants in several countries.
09:19 AM - May 27, 2023
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Michael Myers was bored chasing and murdering people every Halloween, and found his love for farming. He is now one of the top pumpkin farmers in the world.
09:23 AM - May 27, 2023
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Freddy Krueger was remorseful for murdering and terrorizing hundreds of children, and decided to become a middle school teacher. He has won teacher of the year two years in a row.
09:39 AM - May 27, 2023
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Pinhead is now a diplomat in the Biden administration, and a motivational speaker.
09:42 AM - May 27, 2023
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Nicole U
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Love it!! 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️
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Bernadette H
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No. Just. No.
07:31 PM - May 30, 2023
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Kauri Mana
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Priceless!
05:48 PM - May 28, 2023
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PS Annie
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Deceased💀
11:37 AM - May 28, 2023
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Megan Kotte
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OMG HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
10:31 AM - May 28, 2023
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Jen The Muse
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06:07 PM - May 27, 2023
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ElleBee
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So good! Even heartwarming 😂
05:24 PM - May 27, 2023
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Jeffrey Bigger
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Chucky looks ALOT like Charlie Kirk…I’d be careful! 😜
03:38 PM - May 27, 2023
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Christopher Fuller
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This looks like Steve Bannon, except not as ugly.
02:48 PM - May 27, 2023
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Indigo
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Omg, thanks I needed this. 🤣😂🤣👏🏾🙌🏾👍🏾🙏🏾🫶🏾
01:45 PM - May 27, 2023
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Blair Houghton
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Dude clearly punches above his weight.
01:33 PM - May 27, 2023
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Thunderschnozzle
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I don't know why, but I find Freddy's right hand to be even more terrifying without the claws.
12:49 PM - May 27, 2023
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natnewscot
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I don't even know what to say. lmao
12:12 PM - May 27, 2023
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Luisse
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Powerful statement that can be spun so many ways, depending on one’s beliefs.
11:49 AM - May 27, 2023
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Mary Becker
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Because in today's world anyone can become president.
11:27 AM - May 27, 2023
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Jason Cornwell
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But then we learn society is on the brink of collapse because all those irresponsible teenagers were allowed to grow up and become irresponsible adults. So this rag tag group of former slashers has to return to their old ways, with this return being coached by Leatherface, the one who never stopped.
10:59 AM - May 27, 2023
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Debora Betts
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I needed a good laugh!
10:32 AM - May 27, 2023
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Joanie
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Sounds about Right…Wing🤬🤬🆘🆘🇺🇸🇺🇸😱😱😱
10:31 AM - May 27, 2023
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Michael
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Thank you for this! 🤗
10:15 AM - May 27, 2023
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Marcia Taber
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I am not even a fan of these kinds of movies but this thread is so on point! They live among us...as Repubs!
10:13 AM - May 27, 2023
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Sarah Apfel
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😅😅😅 Thanks so much for the updates: I've always loved "Where Are They Now?" stories! Can you tell is if theres any truth to the rumor that Hannibal Lecter gave up eating people's faces to start a small vineyard in Provence? 🤔
10:10 AM - May 27, 2023
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Artemis1 NIN
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😩🤓🫣
10:15 AM - May 27, 2023
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ecsbrooklyn
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I heard the vineyard was in Tuscany, since he still has a special place in his heart for a nice chianti.
03:07 PM - May 27, 2023
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Goodina Crisis
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Awesome! First lol of the day. Thank you!
10:04 AM - May 27, 2023
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RealGee
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😂😂😂😂😂😂

Everyone needs a second chance.
09:54 AM - May 27, 2023
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Marisa Ward
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"Pumpkin farmer" did me in😂😂😂😂
09:52 AM - May 27, 2023
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Anissa
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But why did Chucky grow up to look like Steve Bannon. Hmm.
09:45 AM - May 27, 2023 (Edited)
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Christopher Fuller
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I thought the same thing!
02:49 PM - May 27, 2023
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Salma Typhii
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I mean, who else could he possibly grow into since Damien took Stephen Miller?
03:07 PM - May 27, 2023
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Pamela B'well
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Good to see you
having some fun
on #Spoutible , @cbouzy
09:37 AM - May 27, 2023
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Acey Deecey 🚀🚀
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I am done. Oh my God.
09:18 AM - May 27, 2023
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Nicole
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I can’t wait to see how Freddy’s future turned out. 😂
09:21 AM - May 27, 2023
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