When history has forgotten Marjorie Three Names, Elise Lunatic, Bobo the Caucus Clown, Sturmbannfuhrer Ingraham, Kellyanne Shitway, the unstable Lake of Kari, Sarah Palin
History CENTURIES from now will remember that among Traitor Trump gang, with Giuliani, the Bobblehead is biggest female criminal
History CENTURIES from now will remember that among Traitor Trump gang, with Giuliani, the Bobblehead is biggest female criminal
06:48 PM - Apr 26, 2024
And one of most obscene crimes in US history, the part Jack Smith has not gotten to yet - the THEFT of 212 classified documents in Trump White House as directed by Mark Meadows
The Bobblehead was one of those who READ documents to decide which to steal
She had flipped, but in Arizona is caught
The Bobblehead was one of those who READ documents to decide which to steal
She had flipped, but in Arizona is caught
06:41 PM - Apr 26, 2024
The Bobblehead
Christina Bobb. The woman who committed most crimes in the Trumpomobster gang. She will easily be in Top 20 biggest criminals of all time, possibly fits in Top 10, indicted in AZ
Here participating in Willard Hotel Gang with Giuliani
Also signed lies to FBI in Espionage-A-Lago
and
Christina Bobb. The woman who committed most crimes in the Trumpomobster gang. She will easily be in Top 20 biggest criminals of all time, possibly fits in Top 10, indicted in AZ
Here participating in Willard Hotel Gang with Giuliani
Also signed lies to FBI in Espionage-A-Lago
and
06:38 PM - Apr 26, 2024
ok, even though the room is totally empty, for the two in the back row
[one person leaves]
the one person in the back
The biggest WOMAN criminal of all time had eluded indictments by cunning plea bargaining, but is TODAY indicted in Arizona
She is the Bobblehead. Christina Bobb
[one person leaves]
the one person in the back
The biggest WOMAN criminal of all time had eluded indictments by cunning plea bargaining, but is TODAY indicted in Arizona
She is the Bobblehead. Christina Bobb
06:32 PM - Apr 26, 2024
[crickets]
Hello?
[knocks on microphone]
Is this thing on? Where did everybody go? Damn. The internet is broken...
Hello?
[knocks on microphone]
Is this thing on? Where did everybody go? Damn. The internet is broken...
06:27 PM - Apr 26, 2024
And THAT
my dear Tweeps. THAT begs the question. If those are the two MEN who have committed most crimes... then
say it with me
WHO IS THE WOMAN who committed most crimes, of all time?
THAT was the point of today's lecture
Because we have HER now caught. She had EVADED justice. Caught today!
my dear Tweeps. THAT begs the question. If those are the two MEN who have committed most crimes... then
say it with me
WHO IS THE WOMAN who committed most crimes, of all time?
THAT was the point of today's lecture
Because we have HER now caught. She had EVADED justice. Caught today!
06:20 PM - Apr 26, 2024
We WITNESSED these two men commit those crimes
Now comes justice. IN FOUR WEEKS Donald Trump will be convicted in a Manhattan courtroom
Later this year Giuliani will be convicted in a Georgia courtroom
Both will face DOZENS more criminal convictions over next decade with CENTURIES of prison added
Now comes justice. IN FOUR WEEKS Donald Trump will be convicted in a Manhattan courtroom
Later this year Giuliani will be convicted in a Georgia courtroom
Both will face DOZENS more criminal convictions over next decade with CENTURIES of prison added
06:17 PM - Apr 26, 2024
in a true literal sense of history
with Jesse James, Dillinger, Al Capone, John Gotti etc
We are witnessing history NOW. We SAW these two commit the crimes. They are THE men who committed most crimes, dude on left ordered most crimes, & dude on right personally committed most crimes
than anyone!
with Jesse James, Dillinger, Al Capone, John Gotti etc
We are witnessing history NOW. We SAW these two commit the crimes. They are THE men who committed most crimes, dude on left ordered most crimes, & dude on right personally committed most crimes
than anyone!
06:13 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Those of you who have followed me for many months or years, and all from back on Twitter, have heard me say several times
The person who will be convicted of most crimes ever, is Trump (as boss). He did not COMMIT those crimes personally
The man who PERSONALLY committed most crimes.. is Giuliani
The person who will be convicted of most crimes ever, is Trump (as boss). He did not COMMIT those crimes personally
The man who PERSONALLY committed most crimes.. is Giuliani
06:09 PM - Apr 26, 2024
So let's make a little point
You recall these names?
Jesse James, Billy the Kid, Dillinger, Al Capone, Machine Gun Kelly, John Gotti, Sammy the Bull, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ivan Boesky, Michael Milken, Bernie Madoff.
These are by various measures the biggest criminals of US history
or were
Not anymore
You recall these names?
Jesse James, Billy the Kid, Dillinger, Al Capone, Machine Gun Kelly, John Gotti, Sammy the Bull, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ivan Boesky, Michael Milken, Bernie Madoff.
These are by various measures the biggest criminals of US history
or were
Not anymore
06:04 PM - Apr 26, 2024
So on the list of Trumpomobsters now criminally indicted
in Arizona case, we get to add two new names:
Trump attorney Christina Bobb*
Trump attorney Boris Epshteyn*
*has plea bargain and some level of immunity in another criminal trial, this is first criminal indictment of this crooked lawyer
in Arizona case, we get to add two new names:
Trump attorney Christina Bobb*
Trump attorney Boris Epshteyn*
*has plea bargain and some level of immunity in another criminal trial, this is first criminal indictment of this crooked lawyer
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Helen @tener_duendeKyle Griffin:04:17 PM - Apr 26, 2024
NEW: Arizona AG Kris Mayes just announced five of the Trump officials charged in the Arizona fake electors scheme whose name were redacted in the original indictment:
• John Eastman • Boris Epshteyn • Christina Bobb • Jenna Ellis • Mike Roman
05:30 PM - Apr 26, 2024
We are about an hour after the jury was dismissed in Manhattan criminal trial of Trump. I see no coverage by any sources I go to about anything still going on and I am guessing they've all gone home for the wkend
So apparently the gag order ruling did not/does not come today
It was quite a week
So apparently the gag order ruling did not/does not come today
It was quite a week
05:26 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Jury part of Manhattan trial for Friday has ended. Judge giving jury instructions now. Stay tuned, we may get Judge Merchan ruling on Trump gag order/Contempt of Court
04:35 PM - Apr 26, 2024
LOL Michael Cohen was quite the fixer. He went to a bank that DOESN'T DO PORNO and got them to lend him $130,000 to give to a porn star
Gotta give it to Michael, back when he worked for Trump, he was something else. Good thing he has reformed since he spent some time in prison
Gotta give it to Michael, back when he worked for Trump, he was something else. Good thing he has reformed since he spent some time in prison
04:06 PM - Apr 26, 2024
I need to update my chart...
Now 5 of the 7 Trumpomobster defendants in Arizona have been indicted
Ellis
Bobb
Roman
Epshteyn
Eastman
Still missing of Defendants
Giuliani
Meadows
And later to be indicted the co-conspirator
Trump
Now 5 of the 7 Trumpomobster defendants in Arizona have been indicted
Ellis
Bobb
Roman
Epshteyn
Eastman
Still missing of Defendants
Giuliani
Meadows
And later to be indicted the co-conspirator
Trump
03:55 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Wot is THIS?
Is Trump now reluctantly agreeing to not disobey Judge Merchan's gag order?
Oopsie? Did the Wednesday detention joke work THIS powerfully? Ooooooh, Trumpo!!!
Trumpo so said? So sad, Trumpo!
Is Trump now reluctantly agreeing to not disobey Judge Merchan's gag order?
Oopsie? Did the Wednesday detention joke work THIS powerfully? Ooooooh, Trumpo!!!
Trumpo so said? So sad, Trumpo!
03:47 PM - Apr 26, 2024
In Manhattan criminal courtroom for Fartsy McSleepy, Trump trial had an afternoon break, now prosecution calls third witness. It is Gary Farro a bank manager who approved Michael Cohen's loan by which Michael paid Stormy Daniels on Trump's behalf.
03:42 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Main elements Rhona Graff testifies to. Their database had two home addresses, a phone number and email for Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal, and the mobile phone for Stormy Daniels. This is Trump's phone system
And that Stormy visited the Trump Tower once
(so much for Trump never meeting these two)
And that Stormy visited the Trump Tower once
(so much for Trump never meeting these two)
03:34 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Second witness in the Trump criminal trial is Rhona Graff, an assistant at Trump Org. She is there under subpoena, she is represented by attorneys paid by Trump Org. She is a witness for the prosecution
03:18 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Ok, and with the ending of the ending, finally, after direct, cross, redirect, recross and final redirect, David Pecker* testimony as first witness in Trump criminal trial on Manhattan has ended. We I believe will get second witness starting today... let's see
* real name
* real name
02:55 PM - Apr 26, 2024
When a lawyer miscalculates
With a defense attorney like Emil Bovine, who needs cows?
Bove tried to establish Playboy model Something McSomething was a 'celebrity' in 2016
This goes horribly bad in what can only be a severely unprepared attorney who is otherwise quite competent...
oopsie
With a defense attorney like Emil Bovine, who needs cows?
Bove tried to establish Playboy model Something McSomething was a 'celebrity' in 2016
This goes horribly bad in what can only be a severely unprepared attorney who is otherwise quite competent...
oopsie
02:52 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Court is back from lunch, Pecker is still on the stand, redirect is still going on (so prosecution gets to revisit Pecker's testimony after the cross-examination by Trump's team)
Nothing spectacular so far... very normal clean-up work
Nothing spectacular so far... very normal clean-up work
02:37 PM - Apr 26, 2024
1 Threaded Spouts
And comment for those who missed the early morning analysis (see my TL before trial stuff)
Something nasty hit Trump last night, he had a TWO vocabulary malfunctions Tweet at Truth Socialist
It is something we do not know, Trump found out last night. It is NOTHING in the news (yet) but comes soon
Something nasty hit Trump last night, he had a TWO vocabulary malfunctions Tweet at Truth Socialist
It is something we do not know, Trump found out last night. It is NOTHING in the news (yet) but comes soon
01:22 PM - Apr 26, 2024
My chronologiametry is messed up. We are only at lunch now. (They just finished with Pecker, broke for lunch)
So the expected Judge Merchan ruling on Trump breach of gag order & Contempt of Court penalty is still a couple of hours out. Sorry. But stay tuned
I'll try to figure out how numbers work
So the expected Judge Merchan ruling on Trump breach of gag order & Contempt of Court penalty is still a couple of hours out. Sorry. But stay tuned
I'll try to figure out how numbers work
01:09 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Suspension Building Moment
From the producers of the TomiAhonen Almanac & T Dawg's Suspense Theater & Suspension Bridges, Incorporated
STAY TUNED. We are maybe an hour or two from when jury part of today's trial in Manhattan will end
Then I expect Judge Merchan to make ruling on Trump gag order
From the producers of the TomiAhonen Almanac & T Dawg's Suspense Theater & Suspension Bridges, Incorporated
STAY TUNED. We are maybe an hour or two from when jury part of today's trial in Manhattan will end
Then I expect Judge Merchan to make ruling on Trump gag order
12:38 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Cross examination of Pecker by Trump defense team is over
Now redirect
In one exchange, and one piece of evidence, a day of Defense Attorney Emile Bovine diligent court jestering has been eliminated
The Trump defense KNOW this is a lost case. But of course they will try to defend Trump
Now redirect
In one exchange, and one piece of evidence, a day of Defense Attorney Emile Bovine diligent court jestering has been eliminated
The Trump defense KNOW this is a lost case. But of course they will try to defend Trump
12:35 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Dark Brandon Rising
Of COURSE President Joe Biden, the incumbent President, will agree to debate his rival in the general election. This was never in doubt, that is NORMAL
It is Defendant Trump, uncle Fartsy McSleepy, who is afraid to debate and has repeatedly chickened out of debates
Of COURSE President Joe Biden, the incumbent President, will agree to debate his rival in the general election. This was never in doubt, that is NORMAL
It is Defendant Trump, uncle Fartsy McSleepy, who is afraid to debate and has repeatedly chickened out of debates
12:23 PM - Apr 26, 2024
1 Threaded Spouts
Something doesn't smell right here
WHY is Bannon CRIMINAL trial moved back in time? To September?
WHY is Bannon still out while for identical crime Navarro is in prison?
This now raises a Spock Eyebrow
Bannon IS A WITNESS against Trumpo. Is he MORE a witness than we knew? That could explain this
WHY is Bannon CRIMINAL trial moved back in time? To September?
WHY is Bannon still out while for identical crime Navarro is in prison?
This now raises a Spock Eyebrow
Bannon IS A WITNESS against Trumpo. Is he MORE a witness than we knew? That could explain this
12:05 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Note how stupid Trump is as a client
Because Trump holds a grudge against his former FBI Director James Comey (for not proclaiming in public, ie for Trump to prove to Melania, that there is no pee tape with Putin even though clearly there is)
Trump forces his own lawyers to CONFUSE jury on this?
Because Trump holds a grudge against his former FBI Director James Comey (for not proclaiming in public, ie for Trump to prove to Melania, that there is no pee tape with Putin even though clearly there is)
Trump forces his own lawyers to CONFUSE jury on this?
12:00 PM - Apr 26, 2024
In weird lawyering, now this
Trump Court Jester and part-human, part bovine, Emil Bove suddenly questions prosecution witness David Pecker about how bad a FUTURE relationship with Trump and Trump's FBI Director James Comey would become
Judge Merchan terminates this episode of Absurd Court Theatre
Trump Court Jester and part-human, part bovine, Emil Bove suddenly questions prosecution witness David Pecker about how bad a FUTURE relationship with Trump and Trump's FBI Director James Comey would become
Judge Merchan terminates this episode of Absurd Court Theatre
11:58 AM - Apr 26, 2024
