Wednesday in life of Herr Von Shitzenpants. Trump has day off from criminal court. His weather forecast for Thursday is intensely Stormy
01:19 PM - May 08, 2024
LOL not sure if Judge Merchan said 'bribes' if so, has great sense of humor
Day is done, Trump criminal trial jury sent home. Tomorrow Wednesday no court. Thursday we resume with more Stormy testimony
Day is done, Trump criminal trial jury sent home. Tomorrow Wednesday no court. Thursday we resume with more Stormy testimony
04:34 PM - May 07, 2024
Pattern... Jury has seen this now many times. Trump lies, he arranges lies to hide his lies. He denies. He arranges lies to support his denials...
For all the sleaze, the Trump defense team would be idiots to try to claim Trump never met her after the golf game haha
But they are idiots
For all the sleaze, the Trump defense team would be idiots to try to claim Trump never met her after the golf game haha
But they are idiots
03:12 PM - May 07, 2024
This would piss me off too. Trump and Stormy had a deal where neither would talk about that sexual encounter. And Michael Cohen, Trump's lawyer is on TV talking about it - and runs a restraining order by a court to stop Stormy from talking. Yeah. I'd hire whatever pitbull I could find in that case..
03:01 PM - May 07, 2024
And then the patented Trump lies to hide the truth. The fake letter Trump got Stormy Daniels to sign. After she signed it, Michael Cohen sent it to the Wall Street Journal and suddenly in 2018 this is a big story Stormy was hoping to avoid. And Michael still back then was his 'fixer' scumbag
02:56 PM - May 07, 2024
With lawyers like Todd Blanche who needs enemies
Judge Merchan denies mistrial (duh). Tells Trump defense team, it is your obligation to object DURING the testimony not ask for mistrial after. No mistrial
Now the details got out to PUBLIC (where Trump doesn't want it) & will be stricken from jury
Judge Merchan denies mistrial (duh). Tells Trump defense team, it is your obligation to object DURING the testimony not ask for mistrial after. No mistrial
Now the details got out to PUBLIC (where Trump doesn't want it) & will be stricken from jury
02:30 PM - May 07, 2024
Hey Trump, how was that legal rule from the OJ trial?
If the condom fits, you must acquit?
If the condom fits, you must acquit?
02:27 PM - May 07, 2024
LOL at least we know what was the detail that upset Trump the most... haha. He didn't want Melonia to know, Trump was having unprotected sex. No doubt Trump has sworn to her a hundred times in English and Slovenian, that he always wears a condom when he has sex with his other paid escorts...
02:24 PM - May 07, 2024
We are back from lunch so it is time for the next hopeless attempt by Trump Court Jester and alleged attorney Todd Blank Stare to beg the judge to end this criminal trial of Herr Von Shitzenpants. This time he tries for mistrial. Like the facts of sexual relationship Trump was hiding didn't matter
02:17 PM - May 07, 2024
LOL and yes, we knew from earlier testimony that Michael Cohen was trying to push this payment past the election (to prevent it altogether) and Stormy Daniels was now very concerned, Trump would not pay
And at this suspenseful moment...
GOTTA LUV JUDGE MERCHAN
He calls lunch break :-)
And at this suspenseful moment...
GOTTA LUV JUDGE MERCHAN
He calls lunch break :-)
12:54 PM - May 07, 2024
Next up in Stormy testimony about Leisure Suit Trumpy the sleazy hotel sexual predator. The paperwork. There is a paper trail for everything so here is the email exchange with Michael Cohen and Trump Non-Disclosure Agreement and the details of the $130,000 payment... each piece of puzzle fits
12:49 PM - May 07, 2024
This is already the 6th encounter Trump had with Stormy. And all have had witnesses to the encouters. I had not followed this side of the Trump/Stormy story at all deeply enough to even notice there was this much that they met over 2 years. It is good this is told to the jury..
12:30 PM - May 07, 2024
Trump: Hi Stormy. This is Karen McDougal, a Playboy Bunny, the other woman I am having sex with to be unfaitful to that Slovenian rental who pretends to be my wife, with whom I was unfaithful to my second wife, with whom I was unfaithful to my first wife
Would you like to join us for a threesome?
Would you like to join us for a threesome?
12:21 PM - May 07, 2024
oh-oh... witnesses. They can testify Trump phoned Stormy so Trump knew Stormy and wanted to contact her (speaks to Trump repeatedly claiming he never knew who Stormy was)
12:16 PM - May 07, 2024
Mr Nice Guy Von Shitzenpants
Trump did not give Stormy the promised dinner (nor any other gifts, flowers, nor did not pay her)
Trump did not ask this to be kept secret
He did not care about that Slovenian Rental, Mercedes
And Trump did not give her his phone number for anything more..
Trump did not give Stormy the promised dinner (nor any other gifts, flowers, nor did not pay her)
Trump did not ask this to be kept secret
He did not care about that Slovenian Rental, Mercedes
And Trump did not give her his phone number for anything more..
12:08 PM - May 07, 2024
VERY IMPORTANT CORRECTION
Trump was NOT wearing a condom when having sex with Stormy and that was why she was concerned. This was corrected courtroom testimony reporting. Original Tweet had error, it has been corrected by original author
Trump was NOT wearing a condom when having sex with Stormy and that was why she was concerned. This was corrected courtroom testimony reporting. Original Tweet had error, it has been corrected by original author
12:05 PM - May 07, 2024
I am so happy judge said this has to be covered briefly, not in detail. I do not want to know more about this incident. But this needed to be told to the jury so they know why Trump was hiding this
It was sex with penetration and Trump was wearing a condom..
(am hoping we do not get more details)
It was sex with penetration and Trump was wearing a condom..
(am hoping we do not get more details)
12:00 PM - May 07, 2024
LOL i had forgotten about the phone call to Stormy Daniels's friend from Trump's hotel room...
Yeah, Trump is gonna have a hard time (I DID NOT MEAN THAT) trying to convince this jury that Trump did not have that dinner date with Stormy haha... & this may also concern some Republicans on the fence
Yeah, Trump is gonna have a hard time (I DID NOT MEAN THAT) trying to convince this jury that Trump did not have that dinner date with Stormy haha... & this may also concern some Republicans on the fence
11:48 AM - May 07, 2024
Oh, Melonia? No, I don't even sleep with her in the same room. She's just some used Mercedes I bought in a European nude models magazine. I use Malina as a prop. I plan to trade Melanie for a younger wife soon...
LOL Mr Fartsy McSleepy is the real charmer... poster boy for Family Values party...
LOL Mr Fartsy McSleepy is the real charmer... poster boy for Family Values party...
11:38 AM - May 07, 2024
Very well built case
Earlier in morning jury was read quotes by Trump in his book, where he claimed women on TV wanted to have sex with Trump
Now check out Mr Hugh Heffner Von Shitzenpants in his hotel room, gosh this is as sleazy as Giuliani in another hotel room and another young woman..
Earlier in morning jury was read quotes by Trump in his book, where he claimed women on TV wanted to have sex with Trump
Now check out Mr Hugh Heffner Von Shitzenpants in his hotel room, gosh this is as sleazy as Giuliani in another hotel room and another young woman..
11:27 AM - May 07, 2024
(Edited)
After setting up the biography and history of Stormy Daniels as an adult entertainment star, stripper, nude model, hardcore sex film actress and also later director, she also expanded career into some mainstream movies. Now we get to how Stormy met Trump in 2006...
11:03 AM - May 07, 2024
And so our criminal trial of Von Shitzenpants on Manhattan finds that the weather has turned remarkably Stormy. Trump in for some very nasty court day/s.. stay tuned
10:48 AM - May 07, 2024
Back to the trial
the words of Herr Von Shitzenpants are really hurting him haha. Like this... Trump insists on signing all his own checks and won't trust computer signatures...
This is like the DA gets to put Trump on the stand without cross-examination (adds pressure he wants to testify)
the words of Herr Von Shitzenpants are really hurting him haha. Like this... Trump insists on signing all his own checks and won't trust computer signatures...
This is like the DA gets to put Trump on the stand without cross-examination (adds pressure he wants to testify)
10:33 AM - May 07, 2024
(Edited)
LOL no. I was wrong. I found the quotes from Trump's book How To Get Rich
It is his fake Christianity haha... ok. This is yes, absurd claims of the anti-christ...
It is his fake Christianity haha... ok. This is yes, absurd claims of the anti-christ...
10:29 AM - May 07, 2024
Spot quiz
So Trump trial is displaying quotation in Trump book as the mother of all advice, his most important rule
What might that be?
(is rhetorical quesiton, do not flood my responses with your guesses)
My guess. It has to be 'never apologize'
but let's see how this develops
So Trump trial is displaying quotation in Trump book as the mother of all advice, his most important rule
What might that be?
(is rhetorical quesiton, do not flood my responses with your guesses)
My guess. It has to be 'never apologize'
but let's see how this develops
10:17 AM - May 07, 2024
I never ever WANTED to learn the 'philosophy of Trump' but here it is, in words of Trumpo, in his own book, now read by the publisher
This all explains it was not just freak occurance for Trump, this is his PHILOSOPHY to screw everybody always
NICE MOVE by DA... shows Trump for the asshole he is
This all explains it was not just freak occurance for Trump, this is his PHILOSOPHY to screw everybody always
NICE MOVE by DA... shows Trump for the asshole he is
09:54 AM - May 07, 2024
Oh, the Manhattan DA is on their game!!!!
A surprise. Trump team was all prepared for Stormy Daniels, and Manhattan DA starts day with another witness instead. It is a book publisher person. This likely is strategic choice where DA wants some evidence in where Trump team cross-ex won't be on peak
A surprise. Trump team was all prepared for Stormy Daniels, and Manhattan DA starts day with another witness instead. It is a book publisher person. This likely is strategic choice where DA wants some evidence in where Trump team cross-ex won't be on peak
09:49 AM - May 07, 2024
So yes, Stormy Daniels the adult film actress and director will be witness this morning. Trump team tried to limit her testimony about what happened and DA got some leeway, we will hear some of that hotel room encounter under oath in court haha. Stay tuned today
09:43 AM - May 07, 2024
In court today Tuesday, expectation is that today Stormy Daniels will be the witness in Trump criminal trial
This is woman Trump denied knowing & denied having sex with
Trump was unfaitful with Stormy to Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal, while being unfaithtful to his Slovenian rental named 'Mercedes'
This is woman Trump denied knowing & denied having sex with
Trump was unfaitful with Stormy to Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal, while being unfaithtful to his Slovenian rental named 'Mercedes'
09:14 AM - May 07, 2024
Ah, the classic Nuremburg Nazi Trial defense:
"I was just following orders."
You would think that the Nazis near Trump would know how badly that defense failed with prosecution of original Nazis
Walt Nauta had ADMITTED UNDER OATH to FBI he did not return boxes required by law
This dude is done
"I was just following orders."
You would think that the Nazis near Trump would know how badly that defense failed with prosecution of original Nazis
Walt Nauta had ADMITTED UNDER OATH to FBI he did not return boxes required by law
This dude is done
08:51 AM - May 07, 2024
