Yes, this is my personal acct, the other is professional for writing. No, I don't have Dissociative Identity Disorder. I'm just really good at keeping my work and personal lives separate, I'm the same person everywhere I go in life. Online vs. offline personalities are not a distorted mirror of me.
12:34 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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And sometimes when they do its a 10 paragraph manifesto.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyI will never understand why people who rarely spout here drop in to complain about something trivial and then tell everyone they will spout less.12:25 PM - Dec 23, 2023![GIF-Image]()
12:38 PM - Dec 23, 2023
I don’t know, but if a guy is telling you he needs your help to dig up a “pot of gold from a heist” as the local news station quoted it a few min ago you’re kinda asking to die. https://www.cbsnews.com/am...
09:14 PM - Dec 19, 2023
I regularly read google reviews for my work site, some of them are clueless like giving low ratings because their husband happened to die here 13 years ago, others just say nothing and leave one star, but when you check the account its connected to a Facebook with nothing but "no snitches" memes.
03:00 PM - Dec 16, 2023
I think I’ve reached another personal level in my profession, 28 years of personally limiting myself and something’s happened today. I mastered the knowledge, time was nothing no matter what was thrown at me it was handled. The feeling is almost indescribable. #spoutingclassics
The Last Dragon: Final Fight Scene (HD Clip) - YouTube
Leroy (Taimak) faces off against Sho'nuff (Julius Carry).#TheLastDragon #hdclips #moviescenesWatch the full movie! https://play.google.com/store/movies/detai...
11:56 PM - Dec 15, 2023
If baby jesus was so "tender and mild" as a baby according to the song, why do people eat the dry stale crunchy old Jesus during communion?
09:19 PM - Dec 14, 2023
Netflix algorithm getting into Netflix and chill:
“Are you finished fucking yet? Choose Yes or No…”
“Are you finished fucking yet? Choose Yes or No…”
05:26 PM - Dec 12, 2023
Amazing when a resident asks me to take my shoes off before entering to do repairs but thier house smells like swamp ass.
05:21 PM - Dec 12, 2023
If a fetus is a separate life, then when Thanos snapped his fingers some pregnant women should have simply disappeared dropping bloody fetuses everywhere or suddenly had empty wombs. Explain that one pro lifers!
10:31 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Should probably have been a bird of prey menorah, Hebrew and Klingon languages do sound surprisingly similar. Of course a mohel has to circumcise a Klingon twice.
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Autistic-led Advocacy in Canada @AutisticsCanada12:51 PM - Dec 10, 2023![Picture]()
12:59 PM - Dec 10, 2023
I guess that clown is still hijacking tags to spam political articles irrelevant to the tags topic.
12:51 PM - Dec 10, 2023
My breakfast for today was a Tobasco flavored Slim Jim
12:47 PM - Dec 10, 2023
LOL I remember when he got busted by WSP speeding along 1-90 with a trunk load of automatic weapons.
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SpoutingClassics™️ @SpoutingClassicsThis spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.12:22 PM - Dec 10, 2023
12:35 PM - Dec 10, 2023
Thanks for all the fish!
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TheHalfwayPost @TheHalfwayPost12:28 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Twisted Sister - Heavy Metal Christmas - YouTube
Lyrics:On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, a tattoo of Ozzy! On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 pairs of spandex pants a...
10:19 PM - Dec 09, 2023
Motörhead - Till The End - Legendado + Interpretação da Letra - YouTube
Traduzido, com legenda em português brasileiro.Minha opinião sobre a letra está no final do vídeo, depois que a música termina.(00:00) Música(04:14) Interpre...
10:18 PM - Dec 09, 2023
Our home was built in the 1970’s so the chances of it being haunted are pretty low since that only happens to places like 100 years old, unless some swinger couple died under weird circumstances during a key party then maybe we’d have sex ghosts
08:42 PM - Dec 09, 2023
Should I eat 6 corn dogs for breakfast on a Saturday morning? Probably not, but I am anyhow
12:09 PM - Dec 09, 2023
Last week I kicked a guy off the property who was trying to sell a Walmart bag full of crap he probably shoplifted to our residents. Fun fact: There’s a term for it called “conversion of stolen goods” if you buy shit from folks like this you have made yourself an accomplice. Hard to prosecute though
12:02 PM - Dec 09, 2023
King Diamond- No Presents For Christmas - YouTube
King Diamond- No Presents For Christmas from the 1986 single "No Presents For Christmas"All copyrights are property of the band and artists, fan tribute only...
11:40 AM - Dec 09, 2023
Good news! You can be a gay man and donate blood now. FDA policy has changed.
11:27 AM - Dec 09, 2023
I don’t think I’ve ever made a habit of misusing a hashtag. I barely ever use any in the first place. I’ve tried them over the years but they’ve never worked well with my natural writing style, I find hashtags a little clumsy.
11:21 AM - Dec 09, 2023
I’ve pretty much spent the last two weeks at work performing the residential property management equivalent of duties to a railroad dick at a train yard keeping the vagrants out of the box cars.
11:08 AM - Dec 09, 2023
A TOS violation might apply to the misuse of the tag.
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SpoutingClassics™️ @SpoutingClassicsThis spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.09:28 AM - Dec 09, 2023
10:34 AM - Dec 09, 2023
Another week done, ejected a guy from the property who was swinging around a rusty shovel and shooting heroin between his toes. But this is my on call week so I can’t have a drink to unwind, could be called in any moment.
09:56 AM - Dec 09, 2023
Had to draw my firearm on a guy smoking meth in the community laundry room after he threatened to shoot me this morning while ejecting him. This can be a common occurrence in residential maintenance work if you are employed in any large metropolitan area, doesn’t matter if it’s a red or blue state.
10:03 PM - Dec 06, 2023
Motherfucker was smoking pills in our community laundry room last night, walked in to do my morning checks and started choking out. I’m planning on putting narcan in our work medical kits
09:44 PM - Dec 04, 2023
The Christmas car commercials are airing. Show someone how much you love them by saddling yourself with 20k in debt plus interest.
10:17 PM - Dec 03, 2023
Was out on an emergency call to clear a toilet clog today, normally no judgement on the sizes of folks assholes, but if you are normally shitting out NFL regulation size footballs you should see a doctor.
06:46 PM - Dec 03, 2023
Heh… heh heh heh heh… “horno” heh heh heh heh-heh
02:53 AM - Dec 03, 2023
