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"God loves you...but not enough to save you": Sometimes it easier for White Conservative Christian Cisgender Heterosexual Patriots to quash the messenger than to internalize the message https://cowboybars.substac...
09:14 AM - May 14, 2024
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Republicans- An excuse to play Russian Roulette with six full chambers: Would you want to be stranded on an island with MTG, Paul Gosar, and Thomas Massie? I'd rather juggle razor blades as I walk barefoot across broken glass. https://cowboybars.substac...
09:09 PM - May 13, 2024
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May You Feel The Love Of Jesus Christ Wash Over You: Hopefully it won't smash your windshield in the process https://cowboybars.substac...
10:26 AM - May 13, 2024
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Mississippi Burning- A message gets buried by racist assholes: It may be 2024 in America, but it still looks like 1964 in Mississippi https://cowboybars.substac...
11:01 AM - May 12, 2024
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God hates us and wishes we would eat a bag of dicks (the Male Prerogative mix): On behalf of Penis-Americans everywhere, please accept my humblest of apologies https://cowboybars.substac...
12:25 AM - May 12, 2024
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Apple says the quiet part out loud: Is Big Tech really looking to crush individual creativity? https://cowboybars.substac...
09:48 AM - May 11, 2024
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Kristi Noem- A power-hungry, dishonest, amoral, ambitious-to-a-fault Christocrat: And those are her good qualities https://cowboybars.substac...
11:08 AM - May 10, 2024
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Love is love, people are people, respect is respect: You don't have to be an expert on the LGBTQ community, but a little respect goes a long way https://cowboybars.substac...
01:37 AM - May 10, 2024
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No one is above the law, but some know how to manipulate it to their benefit: Lord Stumblefuck may be no one's Nobel Laureate, but he knows how to manipulate our judicial system https://cowboybars.substac...
10:32 AM - May 09, 2024
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"A Right-wing newsletter, with recipes?" The sad part is that it's true.: Remember when the New York Time was "the newspaper of record?" Seriously, though, was it EVER really that? Or just too big for its britches? https://cowboybars.substac...
12:08 PM - May 08, 2024
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Donald von Shitzinpantz- A fragrant love story: "Real men wear diapers?" Seriously? WTF is wrong with MAGA? https://cowboybars.substac...
12:37 AM - May 08, 2024
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Rule #1 - Everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit: Rule #2 - When in doubt, refer to Rule #1 . (How did such a shitty businessman convince so many people to give him so much money?) https://cowboybars.substac...
01:00 PM - May 07, 2024
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Let's try not to envision sexual congress with the world’s most odious Oompa-Loompa: We should all feel sorry for Stormy Daniels https://cowboybars.substac...
11:35 PM - May 06, 2024
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A question for the people of North Carolina: WTF IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL??: Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson might be competing for second place in the race for "Worst Person in the World" https://cowboybars.substac...
10:21 AM - May 06, 2024
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If you're questioning MLK's Christianity, you should check yours: John MacArthur is a Christian like I'm a Nobel Physics laureate https://cowboybars.substac...
11:26 AM - May 05, 2024
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God hates us and wishes we would eat a bag of dicks (the MUGA mix): Make Ukraine Great Again? I don't know about you, but I kinda like the sound of that. https://cowboybars.substac...
01:58 AM - May 05, 2024
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How to ensure Lord Stumblefuck doesn't become President Stumblefuck 2.0 : It's surprisingly easy and will take only a few minutes of your time https://cowboybars.substac...
12:57 PM - May 04, 2024
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"[F]lat-earth, election-denying conspiracy theorists" for Jesus! Now with MORJEEZUS! Kandiss Taylor threatens violence against those who oppose Christian Nationalism- "But Jesus LOVES you!!" https://cowboybars.substac...
01:08 AM - May 04, 2024
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Homeless? Need a hand up? Nah, wut u kneed iz mor GEE-ZUSS!!!: This is a real problem, y'all. https://cowboybars.substac...
10:03 AM - May 03, 2024
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Scrabble goes "woke"- Because I can't write about boobs every day: The stupid...it's coming for us https://cowboybars.substac...
11:27 PM - May 02, 2024
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This...IS...FARTICUS!!!!: In which Donald J. Diaperstain whines at considerable length about being treated worse than any human being. EVER. Ah, STFU, Donny.... https://cowboybars.substac...
11:42 AM - May 02, 2024
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"When the green dark forest was too silent to be real": Reflections on Gordon Lightfoot's legacy a year after his passing https://cowboybars.substac...
12:40 AM - May 02, 2024
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Welcome to the Stupidverse, where "Right-wing influencers" RULE: Mama must be SO proud, yeah? More likely, she committed ritual suicide out of shame and embarrassment. Welcome to life on "Earth-Two." https://cowboybars.substac...
12:41 PM - May 01, 2024
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If this were an actual emergency, you'd be instructed to kiss your ass goodbye: Never mind the man behind the curtain; he has Absolute Immunity Forever and Ever, Amen © https://cowboybars.substac...
12:27 AM - May 01, 2024
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Every dog has its day...which is more than can be said for some American humanoids: WTF is wrong with American humanity when we lose our shit over Kristi Noem executing a dog but remain silent over year upon endless year of mass shootings? https://cowboybars.substac...
12:04 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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God hates us and wishes we would eat a bag of dicks (The "Old Yeller's Dead" mix): Mom, why is that man drinking beer through a catfish? https://cowboybars.substac...
01:13 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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"This product does three times the nothing that most other supplements do!": Kash Patel tries to cash in on COVID-19 "science." In Trump World, the grift never ends. https://cowboybars.substac...
01:25 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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Greetings and welcome to the Agolf Shitler Sewage Treatment Center: Where your solid waste is our problem...and, boy, do we have problems. https://cowboybars.substac...
12:41 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Are you drinking more bleach than you were four years ago? How about eating more horse paste? How's that working out for you? Yeah, 2020 was fucking AWESOME, wasn't it?? (And if you're dead, why are you reading this??) https://cowboybars.substac...
12:37 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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Ignorance is not a compelling argument... it's the ONLY argument: I regret that I have but one brain cell to give for my country https://cowboybars.substac...
02:14 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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